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Stranger: where you from?

You: southampton

Stranger: me too!

You: what a load of shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite

Stranger: JOHN????

You: predictive chat

You: yes

You: i am called john

Stranger: damn

Stranger: **** you man, i say to you dont come here

You: are you called john?

Stranger: yes

You: me too

Stranger: me too!

You: that is amazing

Stranger: AMAZING!

You: i bet you have a small willy

Stranger: WILLY

You: WILLY

Stranger: WIllY

You: W1LLY

Stranger: pega na minha pica

Stranger: BOTEI

You: Speak English you pikey

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Stranger: Hi, Is it Barry?

You: Yes!!!!!

You: Hi!!!!

You: Are you Barry?

Stranger: Barry!

You: Barry!!!!

You: Long time no speak!

Stranger: Ahhhhh

Stranger: I know!

Stranger: Last time i saw you was at Layla's Party

You: Wow, how's it hanging dude? Who the **** are you?!?

Stranger: I'm cool

You: Layla! Damn she is some minging pussy man! Human fat machine that one! lol

Stranger: yh

You: Did you know she caught teh AIDS?

Stranger: Was it David who ****ed her

Stranger: oh

Stranger: MAn

You: David, yeah man, sick ****er.

Stranger: David is in trouble

You: Do you know Crouchie?

Stranger: yh Crouchie Bean

Stranger: ??

You: Yeah, the one who likes kids.... the sick f*cker....

Stranger: oh man

Stranger: he sent me some

You: He sent you some kids?

Stranger: I was like **** Off

Stranger: yh He is in Africa now

You: I bet you were! Jeesh what a guy hey? Cambodia?

Stranger: yhhhh

You: Small world eh!!! Is he still a twisted little pervert then?

Stranger: yh

Stranger: He goes into swimming pools and fingers randoms

Stranger: IT's Sick!

You: lol!!!!! far out dude!!!! Thanks for your time!!!!!

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You: sorry but lol

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