eurosaint Posted 2 April, 2009 Posted 2 April, 2009 If Rupert decides to write an autobiography what do you reckon : a) Title of the book ? b) Would you buy it ? To start you off : a) Rosy Cheeks and Relegation ! b) Definitely yes !
Norm Posted 2 April, 2009 Posted 2 April, 2009 a, My time with the Klingons b, only if it was 50p in an Oxfam shop
rocknrollman no2 Posted 2 April, 2009 Posted 2 April, 2009 Dont know about the title and i definately wouldnt buy it,but i would just love to turn up when he signs some copies and tell him exactly what i think of him.
krissyboy31 Posted 2 April, 2009 Posted 2 April, 2009 Do you think he'd donate the proceeds to the Save our Saints fund?
saintwarwick Posted 2 April, 2009 Posted 2 April, 2009 Title: If at first you don't succeed.............
TheSaint75 Posted 2 April, 2009 Posted 2 April, 2009 An Alan Partridge style... 'Bouncing Back'...or what ever it was?
Barney Trubble Posted 2 April, 2009 Posted 2 April, 2009 An Alan Partridge style... 'Bouncing Back'...or what ever it was? .....very good 1) How to win friends and influence people 2) Definitely would buy it, just for the cheese factor that I no doubt would be Ruperts style.
pilsburydoughboy Posted 2 April, 2009 Posted 2 April, 2009 How to win friends in broadcasting and cater for them.
brmbrm Posted 2 April, 2009 Posted 2 April, 2009 a) What a ruddy cheek! b) Yes, but only to shove it up his @rS€
70's Mike Posted 3 April, 2009 Posted 3 April, 2009 Secret Seven Rupert, Cowans, Askham, Windsor-Clive, Richards, Withers and Jones An every day story of faceless wonders who hid behind a rosy cheeked , hockey playing country boy
CHAPEL END CHARLIE Posted 3 April, 2009 Posted 3 April, 2009 I remember reading in Admiral Andrew Cunningham's autobiography 'A Sailor’s Odyssey' that the great man always kept a photograph of the destroyer he had commanded during WWI on his desk - the ship was pictured stranded half way up a beach after he had ran her aground and the caption 'ALL MY OWN WORK' had been added underneath as a dire warning against arrogance/hubris . Add a picture of a boarded up derelict St Marys and 'All my own work' might well do as the title of Rupert's book . I won't be buying it though - I've suffered enough .
um pahars Posted 3 April, 2009 Posted 3 April, 2009 (edited) I remember reading in Admiral Andrew Cunningham's autobiography 'A Sailor’s Odyssey' that the great man always kept a photograph of the destroyer he had commanded during WWI on his desk - the ship was pictured stranded half way up a beach after he had ran her aground and the caption 'ALL MY OWN WORK' had been added underneath as a dire warning against arrogance/hubris . Add a picture of a boarded up derelict St Marys and 'All my own work' might well do as the title of Rupert's book . I won't be buying it though - I've suffered enough . He would never have that picture sat in his desk as it's never his fault!!!!! I've even seen it mentioned on another site that a few of the more, let's say blinkered, are suggesting Lowe is not to blame as he just the mere "fireman" brought in to put out the fire originally started by the "arsonists" who ran the Club before him.:rolleyes: I can only assume that they didn't notice that the fire has been well alight since the summer of 2005. :smt017 Additionally, I can also only assume that they believe Jan Poortvliet was Head of the Helmond Fire Service brought in to help put the fire out;) Getting back to the OP: 1. "Ahead Of My Time : The Football Revolution" 2. No Edited 3 April, 2009 by um pahars I've mellowed
Strangely Brown Posted 3 April, 2009 Posted 3 April, 2009 1) "The Importance Of Being Rupert" 2) No Chance
eurosaint Posted 3 April, 2009 Author Posted 3 April, 2009 Looks like it won't be a bestseller then ??
hughieslastminutegoal Posted 3 April, 2009 Posted 3 April, 2009 I Should Never Have Come Out of Retirement. or Just Look What You Got Me Into, Guy. (Subtitled: It Started with A Kiss, Never Thought It Would Come To This) or Not a Pretty Sight - Rupert Bares All or Once Flushed With Success, It All Went Down The Pan When I Turned To Football
SaintRobbie Posted 3 April, 2009 Posted 3 April, 2009 'Me and Scooby - right all along.' Buy it? No chance. I am looking forward to Duncan's book instead.... 'Southampton FC - the Low(e) Years - The true story'
saint_bert Posted 3 April, 2009 Posted 3 April, 2009 A) 100 reasons why Hockey is better then Football-The Rupert Lowe story. B) Hell yeah. would love to read about when Dave Jones stuck one on him
Gemmel Posted 3 April, 2009 Posted 3 April, 2009 1) Busted Flush 2) Going Dutch 3) Whoop's I did it again
WealdSaint Posted 3 April, 2009 Posted 3 April, 2009 (edited) Promises Broken "I promised my mates that I'd safeguard the value of their shares in SLH" Edited 3 April, 2009 by WealdSaint
Gingeletiss Posted 3 April, 2009 Posted 3 April, 2009 a)......South Hampshire yobo's!!! b)......No:rolleyes:
Weston Super Saint Posted 3 April, 2009 Posted 3 April, 2009 "Duc kHunt" What were you saying yesterday about avoiding the swear filter
Colinjb Posted 3 April, 2009 Posted 3 April, 2009 Rupert: The Bear Faced Truth Would I buy and read it? Of course!
eurosaint Posted 3 April, 2009 Author Posted 3 April, 2009 The Ego has landed This gets my vote ! Why don't you contact Rupert's publisher's directly ?
Channon's Sideburns Posted 3 April, 2009 Posted 3 April, 2009 Rupert - the Bare Ruddy Faced Cheek of it All and No, I wouldn't buy a copy..but would go to a signing to tell him to his face what I thought of him.
DT Posted 3 April, 2009 Posted 3 April, 2009 Losing (to be placed next to Sir Clive's 'Winning') BOGOF
St.Thomas7 Posted 3 April, 2009 Posted 3 April, 2009 Rupert Lowe : From Cloak and Daggers to Smoke and Mirrors And No. I'd sooner read Redknapps.
martel Posted 3 April, 2009 Posted 3 April, 2009 If Rupert decides to write an autobiography what do you reckon : a) Title of the book ? b) Would you buy it ? To start you off : a) Rosy Cheeks and Relegation ! b) Definitely yes ! How to hire and fire managers & bankrupt a football club. No way.
Badger Posted 3 April, 2009 Posted 3 April, 2009 Rupert The Share. (Name given to him on arrival by one of the fanzines.) Or Rupert ; From Nutwood to Eternity.
bridge too far Posted 3 April, 2009 Posted 3 April, 2009 'Pigs, trainsets and football clubs' or 'How to fail in business without really trying' or 'Rupert Lowe - the Second Coming' I'd buy it for use in the outside privvy.
Mr X Posted 3 April, 2009 Posted 3 April, 2009 'The Art of Arogance or How to live with a lunatic fringe' by Rupert James Graham Lowe
southamptonfclegend Posted 3 April, 2009 Posted 3 April, 2009 why would anyone buy it? probably use it to try and buy the club
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