AndyD Posted 25 March, 2009 Posted 25 March, 2009 My wife is expecting our first and he/she is now 3 days overdue! I am finding it almost impossible to concentrate - especially at work! LOL. Tried everything but nowt. MEMBRAME SWEEP on Sat and then induction 7 days after that!!!!!! Any1 got experience of sumfing similar!!!??? COYR
Saint_clark Posted 25 March, 2009 Posted 25 March, 2009 I hope you teach your child to be better at spelling Congrats in advance, by the way.
Baj Posted 25 March, 2009 Posted 25 March, 2009 Plenty of experience, wife went over a week late with ratbag #2. Patience...
OttawaSaint Posted 26 March, 2009 Posted 26 March, 2009 Both my kids were 10 days late, one was induced. I feel for you, it is an exciting time, but the waiting and waiting is hard. Hang in there and best of luck as a parent...
Saint in Paradise Posted 26 March, 2009 Posted 26 March, 2009 Stop worrying, the date is only very approx anyway. Your baby might not be actually due for a few more days, and finally remember they will appear in Their own good time not yours
AndyD Posted 26 March, 2009 Author Posted 26 March, 2009 Both my kids were 10 days late, one was induced. I feel for you, it is an exciting time, but the waiting and waiting is hard. Hang in there and best of luck as a parent... Thanks
Dog Posted 26 March, 2009 Posted 26 March, 2009 Mabel my polecat ferret gave burf 2 weeks lait. I tried everything, took her on a bumpy ride, curry dinners, covered her in semen. Then she gave burf to 11 little buggers! Worth the wait though.
bristolsaint29 Posted 26 March, 2009 Posted 26 March, 2009 My wife was 10 days overdue, we we're told to try pineapple, curry and sex. She ate half a pineapple, a jalfrezi and had a deposit of manfat and the following day our little un popped out!! I like to think I had something to do with it.
Draino76 Posted 26 March, 2009 Posted 26 March, 2009 My ex missus was 10 days late too. This was surprising as she has a bucket fanny.
Hatch Posted 26 March, 2009 Posted 26 March, 2009 My ex missus was 10 days late too. This was surprising as she has a bucket fanny. I can vouch for that.
Draino76 Posted 26 March, 2009 Posted 26 March, 2009 I can vouch for that. And so can 100's of others!
hamster Posted 26 March, 2009 Posted 26 March, 2009 And so can 100's of others! Are you me? My ex was really nice, EVERYONE licked her.
Draino76 Posted 26 March, 2009 Posted 26 March, 2009 Are you me? My ex was really nice, EVERYONE licked her. Don't think so. It is possible, however unlikely for at least 2 SaintsWebbers to have slutty exes. Also. Am I reading the fred head incorrectly, or iz yous going to be a grandad or summat?
thesaint sfc Posted 26 March, 2009 Posted 26 March, 2009 I have a similar problem at Christmas. I suggest you get an advent calendar.
saint lard Posted 26 March, 2009 Posted 26 March, 2009 Make the most of the peace and quiet,kiss goodbye to layins,going out or any physical contact with your other half. Besides that it's great...no honest:)
Draino76 Posted 29 March, 2009 Posted 29 March, 2009 Teh babeh is on its way out in the next couple of hours innit.
Hamilton Saint Posted 29 March, 2009 Posted 29 March, 2009 Congrats! The first 40 years of parenthood are the worst.
John Boy Saint Posted 29 March, 2009 Posted 29 March, 2009 Makes you laugh, you spend all your time trying to get your missus to have a curry, and then normally spend 4 hours begging her for it, just for 2 minutes of frantic action............. Sprout under construction decides they want to stay in the factory a bit longer, so those in the know say a Ruby and a spot of Rumpy is a good way to get things going and suddenly its Christmas.
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