Saint in Paradise Posted 22 August, 2008 Share Posted 22 August, 2008 Siamese twins walk into a pub in Ontario and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the innkeeper, 'Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip. I'm Joe, he's Jim, we'll have two Molson Canadian beers, draft please' The innkeeper, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. 'Been on holiday yet, boys?' 'Off to England next month,' says Joe. 'We go to England every year and hire a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?' Jim agrees. 'Ah, England, 'says the innkeeper.' Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture...' 'Nah, we don't like that British crap,' says Joe. 'Hamburgers & Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're arrogant and rude.' 'So why keep going to England?' asks the innkeeper. Joe replies, 'It's the only chance Jim gets to drive.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Evil Monkey Posted 23 August, 2008 Share Posted 23 August, 2008 Is it still a joke when the punchline makes practical and perfect sense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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