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IMO New Labour are more comunist than Socialist. The whole ethos of the party is to take money out of peoples pockets by putting up taxes so they can dictate how the money is spent.

 

To be fair that's the ethos of every mainstream political party - they just argue over how much money and who they take it from.

 

If you're going to call new labour communist then you could just as easily refer to the conservative party as facists. Of course they're not but in a just as tenous link as yours you could argue that they lean that way due their last election campaign focusing on immigration. Obviously it's a laughable suggestion that the conservatives are facists but so is the idea that new labour (or even old labour) are communists.

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Spot on (again) RS.

 

Many 'wealthy (and not-so-wealthy) socialists' would say that, actually, they would want everyone to have the opportunities they've had and to be able to enjoy the things they enjoy.

 

That's hardly hypocrisy, now is it :)

 

Including dodgy films at the taxpayers expense??

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To be fair that's the ethos of every mainstream political party - they just argue over how much money and who they take it from.

 

If you're going to call new labour communist then you could just as easily refer to the conservative party as facists. Of course they're not but in a just as tenous link as yours you could argue that they lean that way due their last election campaign focusing on immigration. Obviously it's a laughable suggestion that the conservatives are facists but so is the idea that new labour (or even old labour) are communists.

 

The further to the right the Conservatives go the better. At present they are sucessfully claiming the middle ground, but i hope that once they win the next election (and they will) they move to the right more.

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The further to the right the Conservatives go the better. At present they are sucessfully claiming the middle ground, but i hope that once they win the next election (and they will) they move to the right more.

 

I'm not so sure the tories will but you never know. I'll be willing to bet that labour and the tories fight the next election with identical manifestos that concentrate on improving services, reducing taxes and making rabbits appear from hats. Whoever gets in will pander to focus groups and concentrate on the job in hand which incidentally is not running the country but making sure they win the next election.

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It was Jacqui Smith's husband, it was a mistake, it's been (or is being paid) back. It's hardly cash for questions is it?

 

Yes but how many times has it gone down before? Why do the paying public have to fork out for their TV and Internet links? It's just a joke.

do not forget Maggie T forewent some of her salary because "her husband was a rich man".

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Yes but how many times has it gone down before? Why do the paying public have to fork out for their TV and Internet links? It's just a joke.

do not forget Maggie T forewent some of her salary because "her husband was a rich man".

 

And Labour ministers have eschewed a pay increase to which they were entitled, although MPs have had their salaries increased.

 

http://uk.reuters.com/article/UKNews1/idUKL1734278520080617

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Yes but how many times has it gone down before? Why do the paying public have to fork out for their TV and Internet links? It's just a joke.

do not forget Maggie T forewent some of her salary because "her husband was a rich man".

 

I'm not really defending Jacqui Smith or her husband but as I understand it her internet connection was being paid for because she needed for it work. That's not particularly unusual. The mistake occurred because her TV deal was packaged with the internet connection. It was a mistake and it is embarassing for her but it's £30 quid. More embarassing is that MP who employed his sons to do non-existant work. For the life of me I can't remember what side of the house he was on but that's the kind of thing that should be highlighted. It's also individual error and I guess both major parties are equally guilty of having MPs who abuse the system.

 

In answer to Stanley though - yes, it is kind of funny but then so is googling teresa may with safe search turned off.

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I thought that she lived round at her sister's anyway.

Probably why the old man was watching porn.

 

Possibly, although I think she lives at her sister's house when she's doing her Ministerial duties and at her own house when she's doing her consituency duties.

 

I guess her Ministerial duties take up more of her time.

 

She should dump him.

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Possibly, although I think she lives at her sister's house when she's doing her Ministerial duties and at her own house when she's doing her consituency duties.

 

I guess her Ministerial duties take up more of her time.

 

She should dump him.

 

We should dump her, and her comrades

 

Go Labour! Socialism Rocks!

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Possibly, although I think she lives at her sister's house when she's doing her Ministerial duties and at her own house when she's doing her consituency duties.

 

I guess her Ministerial duties take up more of her time.

 

She should dump him.

 

The nonsense about adult films is a bit silly. Virgin offers a bit of tit and some soft scenes, whoopee doo. If it was that hardcore Virgin would be under pressure not to sell it.

 

It's embarrassing for Smith but not against the law that her hubby watched a bit of light smut. The real focus should be on the fact that she claimed Virgin TV, though she says it is a "mistake".

 

Under an FOI request it would be interesting to see how many other MPs have claimed for TV subscriptions. I bet there's a fair number.

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The nonsense about adult films is a bit silly. Virgin offers a bit of tit and some soft scenes, whoopee doo. If it was that hardcore Virgin would be under pressure not to sell it.

 

It's embarrassing for Smith but not against the law that her hubby watched a bit of light smut. The real focus should be on the fact that she claimed Virgin TV, though she says it is a "mistake".

 

Under an FOI request it would be interesting to see how many other MPs have claimed for TV subscriptions. I bet there's a fair number.

 

Well, she says it was a broadband bundle that she'd signed up for and she didn't realise it included TV.

 

Could be I suppose - there are so many bundled deals out there these days.

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Well, she says it was a broadband bundle that she'd signed up for and she didn't realise it included TV.

 

Could be I suppose - there are so many bundled deals out there these days.

 

I wouldn't argue with a basic bundled deal anyway, there's so little in it cash wise. Smith should tell her hubby there's plenty of free porn online that he can watch and keep her out of trouble!

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The nonsense about adult films is a bit silly. Virgin offers a bit of tit and some soft scenes, whoopee doo. If it was that hardcore Virgin would be under pressure not to sell it.

 

It's embarrassing for Smith but not against the law that her hubby watched a bit of light smut. The real focus should be on the fact that she claimed Virgin TV, though she says it is a "mistake".

 

Under an FOI request it would be interesting to see how many other MPs have claimed for TV subscriptions. I bet there's a fair number.

 

 

Oh Ms Smith knows her way around an expenses claim form apparently.

Apparently she pays her husband (and claims for it I suppose) 20K a year to be her assistant, when he has time off from watching porn, Oceans 13 and some animated cartoon films of course.She has claimed (according to Sky News) buckets of folding for a room at her sisters, a dining room table,a sofa,a kitchen sink and a whole pile of other stuff. The woman is a profiteer of the system,why should she worry about 20£ for a couple of films when the rest runs into C of Ks.

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Spot on (again) RS.

 

Many 'wealthy (and not-so-wealthy) socialists' would say that, actually, they would want everyone to have the opportunities they've had and to be able to enjoy the things they enjoy.

 

That's hardly hypocrisy, now is it :)

It depends if you make sure you find ways of not putting what we would call a fair shhare in the pot. I dont know what his politics are but Sir Phillip Green who owns BHS etc is a tax exile , he enjoys the wealth created here to live tax free.It is people like that who i dislike.Labour mp'S who create taxs for everyone after making sure they can avoid it as well. I want the nurses to earn 10k a wqeek the moiners 10k a week as long as i dont in any way have to fund it.It s easy to be a socialist as long as you dont have to fund it.
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And as for Jackie Smith and the rest of this government, don't get me started, i had high hopes in 1997 but that has been all but destroyed by this bunch of middle class career politicians. That goes for both parties as well, though the Tories have always been career politicians.
Fuengirola you can spout all your pro Labour stuff as i presume you are not having to live in all the rubbish that the government has put our way.It is their policies thqat have helped you receive 25% less for your £ now by the way.

The nation is on its knees and i can see little improving, unless the country make things the world requires we cannot carry on borrowing, sooner or later the world is going to think that we are bankrupt and then the pound will go through the floor. if you rely on a pension or investments from the UK you will not be happy then either.

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And Labour ministers have eschewed a pay increase to which they were entitled, although MPs have had their salaries increased.

 

http://uk.reuters.com/article/UKNews1/idUKL1734278520080617

but they dont need pay increases as they can fiddle as much as they like and have loads of apologists who try and defend them.

I have at no time tried to defend MP's of other parties who have steppd over the line, it is about time others did so.

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Oh Ms Smith knows her way around an expenses claim form apparently.

Apparently she pays her husband (and claims for it I suppose) 20K a year to be her assistant, when he has time off from watching porn, Oceans 13 and some animated cartoon films of course.She has claimed (according to Sky News) buckets of folding for a room at her sisters, a dining room table,a sofa,a kitchen sink and a whole pile of other stuff. The woman is a profiteer of the system,why should she worry about 20£ for a couple of films when the rest runs into C of Ks.

It was stated on the radio he was on 40k!!!

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Possibly, although I think she lives at her sister's house when she's doing her Ministerial duties and at her own house when she's doing her consituency duties.

 

I guess her Ministerial duties take up more of her time.

 

She should dump him.

and when she makes a claim for him to have treatment on his repetitive strain injury i assume that will be allowed.
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Spot on (again) RS.

 

Many 'wealthy (and not-so-wealthy) socialists' would say that, actually, they would want everyone to have the opportunities they've had and to be able to enjoy the things they enjoy.

 

That's hardly hypocrisy, now is it :)

 

"Wealthy Socialists"! Now there's an oxymoron. So ultimately yes, it is hypocrisy.

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I feel sorry for the poor fella. He's obviously not getting enough in the Ministerial bed so felt the need to bang a couple out over some subscription p0rn. Not his fault his dozy bint of a missus decided to claim it back on expenses without checking it first. I don't think he needs to apologise for anything. So what? yeah, ok, i ordered a few mucky films, but where's the harm in that. Not his fault he's not getting enough, but he should have had the balls to say it and not cower behind his missus career by apologising like a poof.

 

There was a time when Government Ministers were renowned for getting plenty, just read old Clarkey's diaries, but whether it's because there are too many doris's in the Cabinet these days, or these New Labour wimps are all too busy attending ****y old focus groups or waste-of-time think tanks late into the night instead of getting their oats, i don't know. Personally, i would like a well laid Home Secretary who was able to make chilled out rational decisions and then she wouldn't have to get all embarrassed and try to save her career when she catches her old man knocking one out.

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I feel sorry for the poor fella. He's obviously not getting enough in the Ministerial bed so felt the need to bang a couple out over some subscription p0rn. Not his fault his dozy bint of a missus decided to claim it back on expenses without checking it first. I don't think he needs to apologise for anything. So what? yeah, ok, i ordered a few mucky films, but where's the harm in that. Not his fault he's not getting enough, but he should have had the balls to say it and not cower behind his missus career by apologising like a poof.

 

There was a time when Government Ministers were renowned for getting plenty, just read old Clarkey's diaries, but whether it's because there are too many doris's in the Cabinet these days, or these New Labour wimps are all too busy attending ****y old focus groups or waste-of-time think tanks late into the night instead of getting their oats, i don't know. Personally, i would like a well laid Home Secretary who was able to make chilled out rational decisions and then she wouldn't have to get all embarrassed and try to save her career when she catches her old man knocking one out.

 

 

Bof Labour MPs have always been a bit on the iffy side,remember Southampton's very own John Stonehouse ?? I worked with his sister

at a holiday job once, Lady Mayoress she was because her Mum was mayor.

I'm sure she might have had an inkling that he hadn't really drowned himself.

Mind you the others aren't much better, Lonhro, Profumo, mind you Christine Keeler and Mandy Rice-Davies were top crumpet, better than a couple of iffy TV films.

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I feel sorry for her in respect it is embarrassing i suspect that she is not able to fulfill his needs.It is their private business but unfortunately it has been brought into the open. She will now forever have the tag pointed at her and I doubt her political career will procede much more.As a tax payer im more concerned that these claims were habitual and are just the tip of the iceberg.

I also wonder if the MP had to come from the area and so it would stop MP's being parachuted in to safe seasts, that would end the arguement for constituancy homes, and also have advantage that the person elected understood the local issues.

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Fuengirola you can spout all your pro Labour stuff as i presume you are not having to live in all the rubbish that the government has put our way.It is their policies thqat have helped you receive 25% less for your £ now by the way.

The nation is on its knees and i can see little improving, unless the country make things the world requires we cannot carry on borrowing, sooner or later the world is going to think that we are bankrupt and then the pound will go through the floor. if you rely on a pension or investments from the UK you will not be happy then either.

 

I am Labour through and through but i feel very let down by this bunch of pampered idiots, the sleaze and expense account fiddles would still be happening if the Tories were in power. I just feel so helpless that the people of Britain now have two Centre right parties to choose from now and that is not democracy. As i said earlier they are just a bunch of career politicians now and as much as it pains me to say it at least Thatcher had some beliefs,( mind you still getting lashed up when she goes) It's the same here in Spain the Socialist Workers Party that govern are a carbon copy of New Labour, I don't rely on the exchange rate but i know a few people who do and it has affected them a bit.

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I should be visiting some friends in Nueva Andalucia in the summer. If you fancy a pint i'll be more than happy to try to educate you on the evils of socialism.;)

 

Thats right wing country eh? Marbella, i don't live in Fuengirola anymore, i'm in Málaga capital now. Too many moaning expats in the resorts!

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Keep going JB. If you say it often enough, you'll start believing it ;)

 

Come on over to the dark side, you know you want to.

 

 

To be fair, I am very tempted. This socialism lark pays really well. What's Blair earning these days - somewhere in the region of £12m?

 

Prescott managed to run 2x 4.2 litre jags even with high fuel prices and it now transpires that Jacqui Smiths expense claims total £157k in the last year.

 

So here's my plan....

I will bang on about fairness and equality, not forgetting re-distribution of wealth - I won't bother with how that wealth will be created as this doesn't matter to your average socialist. Then I will buy a red rose to wear on my jacket. I will then get pictured on some protest about something or other. Then stand for an MP.

 

Bingo!

 

Go Labour! Socialism Really Does Pay!

(There you go, I've even changed my strapline as part of my conversion)

(Oh and when I've finished my profiteering from this amazing idea, you can have a copy of "JB How I profited from Socialism and how it created wealth (for me)", signed of course)

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Thats right wing country eh? Marbella, i don't live in Fuengirola anymore, i'm in Málaga capital now. Too many moaning expats in the resorts!

 

Visited Malaga once (and all the shops were shut for siesta). Far too much concrete to make it a place i'd wish to visit again and full of Spaniards.

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To be fair, I am very tempted. This socialism lark pays really well. What's Blair earning these days - somewhere in the region of £12m?

 

Prescott managed to run 2x 4.2 litre jags even with high fuel prices and it now transpires that Jacqui Smiths expense claims total £157k in the last year.

 

So here's my plan....

I will bang on about fairness and equality, not forgetting re-distribution of wealth - I won't bother with how that wealth will be created as this doesn't matter to your average socialist. Then I will buy a red rose to wear on my jacket. I will then get pictured on some protest about something or other. Then stand for an MP.

 

Bingo!

 

Go Labour! Socialism Really Does Pay!

(There you go, I've even changed my strapline as part of my conversion)

(Oh and when I've finished my profiteering from this amazing idea, you can have a copy of "JB How I profited from Socialism and how it created wealth (for me)", signed of course)

 

Nah, stay Tory, you can make just as much :

 

"( The Tory leader in the Welsh assembly ) was heavily criticised after it emerged in a breakdown of assembly members' allowances that he, and fellow Conservative AM Alun Cairns, had claimed for portable music players worth a combined £398.

 

Mr Bourne also claimed more than £5,000 over the past two years for his bathroom and £120 to buy trouser press."

 

"Meanwhile, the Sunday Mail reveals Scots Tory MEP John Purvis has admitted paying £120,000 of tax payers money to a firm he owns.

 

Millionaire landowner John Purvis funnelled the taxpayers' cash through a company, he admits to being a partner in. He claimed £120,000 in expenses for six members of staff."

 

"And in another revelation, it was reported that Sir Robert Atkins, a Tory MEP and former minister, used his parliamentary expenses to fly to his son's wedding in America."

 

"Den Dover, the party's chief whip in Brussels, quit over the weekend after paying his wife and daughter a reported £758,000 over nine years through a company for secretarial and support services. On Thursday, Giles Chichester, the Conservative leader in the European Parliament, resigned his post after it emerged he transferred more than £400,000 of staff expenses to a private family company."

 

"North West MEP Sajjad Karim, who recently defected from the Liberal Democrats, admitted paying his wife £26,000 a year as an office assistant while she was a primary school teacher."

 

"Tory MPs Sir Nicholas and Ann Winterton broke Parliamentary expenses rules by claiming rent on a £700,000 flat they had bought outright."

 

"Senior Tory MP Jacqui Lait has claimed more than £100,000 in second-home allowances on her constituency base nine miles from Westminster."

 

"

Tory MP Bob Neill claims the second-home allowance for a flat in his constituency just over 30 minutes' drive from Westminster.

............

Mr Neill bought his flat in Chislehurst, a sought-after part of his constituency, in 2007 for £365,000. He also owns a flat in Poplar, East London - about six miles or 20 minutes' drive from Westminster.

In 2006-07 he claimed £22,110 Additional Costs Allowance - the maximum for that year - even though he was elected in a by-election three months into the Commons' financial year."

 

To quote Bruce Forsyth "Good game, good game".

 

Over to you, JB. :D:D:D

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To quote Bruce Forsyth "Good game, good game".

 

Over to you, JB. :D:D:D

 

I start with this as my opening shot....

http://timesbusiness.typepad.com/money_weblog/2009/03/mps-10-most-outrageous-expense-claims.html#more

 

 

Here is a top 10 of the most claimed in staffing and office costs:

 

Gardiner, Barry (Lab) = £123,852

Malik, Mr Shahid (Lab) = £121,086

Rogerson, Dan (LD) = £116,381

Gwynne, Andrew (Lab) = £116,060

Johnson, Ms Diana R. (Lab) = £116,005

Herbert, Mr Nick (Con) = £115,984

Newmark, Mr Brooks (Con) = £115,380

Reed, Mr Jamie (Lab) = £115,160

McCarthy, Kerry (Lab) = £114,936

Clark, Paul (Lab) = £114,313

 

Hmmm.....Nick and Brooks haven't really got the hang of this expense claiming.

 

 

Here is the top 10 of car expenses claimed:

 

Anderson, Janet (Lab) = £13,851

Robertson, Mr Laurence (Con) = £12,178

O'Brien, Mr Mike (Lab) = £10,564

Sheerman, Mr Barry (Lab/Co-op) = £8,802

Hoyle, Mr Lindsay (Lab) = £8,790

Vaz, Rt Hon Keith (Lab) = £8,644

Connarty, Michael (Lab) = £8,520

Barron, Rt Hon Kevin (Lab) = £8,509

Tami, Mark (Lab) = £8,420

Cook, Frank (Lab) = £8,382

 

Naughty Laurence, he should really join his socialist comrades!!!

 

Here is the top 10 claims on rail travel.......

 

Milburn, Rt Hon Alan (Lab) = £15,785

Howarth, Rt Hon George (Lab) = £14,842

Simon, Mr Siôn (Lab) = £14,176

Kaufman, Rt Hon Sir Gerald (Lab) = £13,394

Grogan, Mr John (Lab) = £13,242

Browning, Angela (Con) = £13,169

Miliband, Rt Hon Edward (Lab) = £12,579

Gwynne, Andrew (Lab) = £12,460

Smith, Geraldine (Lab) = £12,419

Taylor, David (Lab/Co-op) = £12,210

 

Angela really hasn't got the hang of this yet.

 

Here are the top 10 spenders on air travel......

MacNeil, Mr Angus (SNP) = £30,560

Carmichael, Mr Alistair (LD) = £24,721

Joyce, Eric (Lab) = £22,689

Doran, Mr Frank (Lab) = £20,903

Thurso, John (LD) = £18,241

Sarwar, Mr Mohammad (Lab) = £17,295

Alexander, Danny (LD) = £16,516

Bruce, Rt Hon Malcolm (LD) = £16,403

Kennedy, Rt Hon Charles (LD) = £14,690

Salmond, Rt Hon Alex (SNP) = £14,441

 

Here is the top 10, based on staff members travel allowances

Sarwar, Mr Mohammad (Lab) = £4,500

Begg, Miss Anne (Lab) = £4,418

Bruce, Rt Hon Malcolm (LD) = £4,179

Robertson, Angus (SNP) = £4,119

Salmond, Rt Hon Alex (SNP) = £3,821

McKenna, Rosemary (Lab) = £3,301

Battle, Rt Hon John (Lab) = £3,180

Etherington, Bill (Lab) = £3,100

Winterton, Rt Hon Rosie (Lab) = £2,980

Roy, Mr Frank (Lab)£2,937

 

The top 10 claimants for IT (Note this doesn't include pay per view movies)

Byrne, Mr Liam (Lab) = £2,545

Blunt, Mr Crispin (Con) = £2,523

Tipping, Paddy (Lab) = £2,445

McGuire, Mrs Anne (Lab) = £1,883

Lidington, Mr David (Con) = £1,804

Follett, Barbara (Lab) = £1,788

May, Rt Hon Theresa (Con) = £1,767

Williams, Stephen (LD) = £1,739

Turner, Dr Desmond (Lab) = £1,719

Michael, Rt Hon Alun (Lab/Co-op) = £1,685

 

There seems to be a bit of a trend here. Do you want me to go on? Oh OK then, here is a list of the top 10 expense claimers in 2008:

 

 

Malik Shahid / Labour = £185,421

Byrne Liam / Labour = £178,116

Ryan Joan / Labour = £173,691

Norris Dan / Labour = £172,733

Farron Tim / Lib Dem = £172,327

Doran Frank / Labour = £171,836

MacNeil Angus / SNP = £169,971

Levitt Tom / Labour = £168,660

Salmond Alex / SNP = £166,814

Mundell David / Conservative = £166,598

 

 

I really feel David has let the side down. THis research has convinced me that Socialism really does pay

 

Go Labour! Socialism Really Does Pay so much better than Centre Right Politics!

(Don't forget, How I profited from Socialism and how it created wealth (for me) will be available from good book stores in about 10 years time)

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Go Labour! Socialism Really Does Pay so much better than Centre Right Politics!

 

Ah - got you there ! This Government IS most definitely centre-right, not many true socialists left, unfortunately. Bliar ( sic ) was the true inheritor of Maggie's legacy.

 

Nu-Labour, Tory Lite,

Different colour, same old sh1te.

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Ah - got you there ! This Government IS most definitely centre-right, not many true socialists left, unfortunately. Bliar ( sic ) was the true inheritor of Maggie's legacy.

 

Nu-Labour, Tory Lite,

Different colour, same old sh1te.

 

Sadly this is true.

 

Go Tories, Facists rock! Don't forget to buy my book, "How the Daily Mail taught me to stick my head in the sand at the smallest sign of an argument and resort to shouting slogans"

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Alan Duncan.

 

 

Duncan, Mr Alan (Con) = £141,771

 

244th on the list

 

 

.... and one for the 'real socialists', Dennis Skinner claimed £67,891 (2nd from bottom on the list).......

 

 

 

 

........only to be beaten by a Tory on £44,551 (Holloway, Mr Adam (Con)).

So even the most socialist of socialists still claims more than a Tory.

Your honour, the case for the prosecution is now closed. Mods you can lock this thread now

(BTW I'll offer forum members a 10% dicsount on my book when it's published)

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