A joke :)

[Arizona]

A bloke arrives at a nightclub door and the bouncers say he can't come in without a tie, so he goes to the boot of his car and gets a pair of jump leads, wraps them around his neck and goes back to the doormen. "Can I come in now,' he says to the bouncers. 'Yeah, but don't start anything''

[hamster]

That's nearly as good as Wayne Kerr Electronics

http://www.waynekerrtest.com/

 

There was a shop in Burgess Road called "AIDS FOR THE DISABLED", I think there's a facebook appreciation group actually.

 

I pointed it out to my friend years ago and he said "as if they haven't got enough problems already", I struggled to contain my laughter.

[lamanga]

ah b0ll0cks... one of my home made specials then, straight out of the oven:-

 

What's the difference between Saints and the Titanic band?

 

At least they could play..