Arizona Posted 28 March, 2009 Share Posted 28 March, 2009 A bloke arrives at a nightclub door and the bouncers say he can't come in without a tie, so he goes to the boot of his car and gets a pair of jump leads, wraps them around his neck and goes back to the doormen. "Can I come in now,' he says to the bouncers. 'Yeah, but don't start anything'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 29 March, 2009 Share Posted 29 March, 2009 That's nearly as good as Wayne Kerr Electronics http://www.waynekerrtest.com/ There was a shop in Burgess Road called "AIDS FOR THE DISABLED", I think there's a facebook appreciation group actually. I pointed it out to my friend years ago and he said "as if they haven't got enough problems already", I struggled to contain my laughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamanga Posted 31 March, 2009 Share Posted 31 March, 2009 ah b0ll0cks... one of my home made specials then, straight out of the oven:- What's the difference between Saints and the Titanic band? At least they could play.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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