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Dunno if I can get an oxygen tank on the plane as cabin baggage.

 

Will duty free Jaegermeister do? I'm sure we can find somewhere in Southampton that sells the Red Bull to go with it - sure won't need no magic sponge in my team!

 

CharlieMiller in the away dressing room, gets better and better. All we need now is to sort out the perfect hate figure as ref.......

 

Anyone got Rupert's number....

 

Nah actually that wasn't even slightly funny

 

ooh yes that'll do :-)

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I'm playing left back and I'm 17, so our left side will be young to say the least.

 

Wahey, I've got a feeling we could win it on the left then?

 

bloody hell :-)

 

Lets hope our more experienced right side makes up for the age difference. ;)

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Morning Gaffer,

 

They may win a few free kicks early on.

 

Why - you think our lot will be quick enough to get near them?

 

Anyway - there'll be no such thing as a FREE kick in the game - they'll all be costing you lot

 

Meanwhile...

 

Motivational cliches page 3

 

So we've moaned for months that the kids weren't ready to play football at SMS and now you older heads are worrying about playing against kids at SMS....

 

Get a grip guys!

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Why - you think our lot will be quick enough to get near them?now you older heads are worrying about playing against kids at SMS....

 

 

No boss, I mean yes boss.

 

Get a grip guys!

 

Whatever you say boss.

 

BTW FWIW. Soemthing for you to bear in mind, I don't respond well to being shouted at. Reminds me too much of school.

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No boss, I mean yes boss.

 

 

 

Whatever you say boss.

 

BTW FWIW. Soemthing for you to bear in mind, I don't respond well to being shouted at. Reminds me too much of school.

 

.......BTW FWIW. Something for you to bear in mind, I don't respond well to being shouted at. Reminds me too much of the ex wife....

 

OK got the point, I'll skip the page about how to throw/kick a football boot like Fergie in the changing room then

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Are there any centre back 45 minutes slots left?, played in the past in the Hampshire league, retired a couple of seasons ago but can still do a job at 32!!

 

that is exactly the position left yes...second half...home or away team...

 

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?p=235923#post235923

 

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?p=239836#post239836

 

go for it...

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Ok I have just sent the registration email. Let me know second half sounds good with all the ninety minutes people getting knackered by then.

 

You want to play for the Home team if you can choose Si. We've got as proper manager and everything mate.

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LOL, just in case it goes down that road, bagsie/shotgun number 9!!!!!!

 

I did also mention this in my original email just in case as well, not that I'm obsessed or anything but note my username ;)

 

I'm wondering how Steve's going to wangle himself 7 though!

 

I guess seeing as we're having names done on the shirts there will have to be a name/number list somewhere first.

 

As for the 8/10 supporting striker argument, you can make a case for either, the numbering scheme derived from the W- and then W-M formation and in that the CF was 9, wingers 7 and 11 and Outside left and outside right supporting the CF were 8 and 10. Seeing as no-one played 4-4-2 at that point some teams had 8 and some 10. England's 4-4-2 1966 World Cup Winners had 9 and 10 up front in Charlton and Hurst, Argentina and Brazil have always had 10 as a creative midfielder. For similar reasons Brazil have 4 as a centre back rather than defensive midfielder. Squad numbers would be ok, but 1-11 will be easier to sort.

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If you can put a packet of pork scratchings in the deal im yours!!!! :-)

Oh yeah right, so like might has well have made it a Robinhoesque singing on fee.

Like where the fook am I going to get proper Pork Scratchings from down here.....

 

The odd selection of Ham or Bacon or Bangers but proper stuff - grrrr

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Also, what *is* the deal with "red shorts on the away kit"? Saints wear them, but they don't sell them, and no-one's going to be able to get them - plus it's always bugged me that teams would change shorts anyway... Socks for clarity on rebounds and throw-in decisions, shirts for quick recognition, but why change the shorts when there's a clash, all grey clashes much less with a red/grey/red kit than grey/red/grey does cos there's only one minor colour clashing rather than two, albeit on different bits of the kit?

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Also, what *is* the deal with "red shorts on the away kit"? Saints wear them, but they don't sell them, and no-one's going to be able to get them - plus it's always bugged me that teams would change shorts anyway... Socks for clarity on rebounds and throw-in decisions, shirts for quick recognition, but why change the shorts when there's a clash, all grey clashes much less with a red/grey/red kit than grey/red/grey does cos there's only one minor colour clashing rather than two, albeit on different bits of the kit?

Why do you care you are on the home team!

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Why - you think our lot will be quick enough to get near them?

 

Anyway - there'll be no such thing as a FREE kick in the game - they'll all be costing you lot

 

Meanwhile...

 

Motivational cliches page 3

 

So we've moaned for months that the kids weren't ready to play football at SMS and now you older heads are worrying about playing against kids at SMS....

 

Get a grip guys!

 

 

 

 

Gaffer , Boss or Guv Phil.

 

I think hamster was sort of thinking of giving a few free kicks away in the tunnel before kick off..easier to catch the young uns and a form of early retaliation of sorts.:D

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Also, what *is* the deal with "red shorts on the away kit"? Saints wear them, but they don't sell them, and no-one's going to be able to get them - plus it's always bugged me that teams would change shorts anyway... Socks for clarity on rebounds and throw-in decisions, shirts for quick recognition, but why change the shorts when there's a clash, all grey clashes much less with a red/grey/red kit than grey/red/grey does cos there's only one minor colour clashing rather than two, albeit on different bits of the kit?

 

Agreed. All grey please!

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Gaffer , Boss or Guv Phil.

 

I think hamster was sort of thinking of giving a few free kicks away in the tunnel before kick off..easier to catch the young uns and a form of early retaliation of sorts.:D

 

Hey that works. The ref'll never see it they always lead the teams out.

 

Thanks - great advice.

 

Next trick superglue on the seats in the away changing room - that'll slow them down too dragging a bench behind them!

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I was once offered a pineapple to play but i passed on it:p

 

I think it was jason Lee (Notts Forest amongst others) who used to play with pineapple ON his head. Imagine the whole stadium singing this:

 

[quote=The9;241421.......

As for the 8/10 supporting striker argument, you can make a case for either, the numbering scheme derived from the W- and then W-M formation and in that the CF was 9, wingers 7 and 11 and Outside left and outside right supporting the CF were 8 and 10. Seeing as no-one played 4-4-2 at that point some teams had 8 and some 10. England's 4-4-2 1966 World Cup Winners had 9 and 10 up front in Charlton and Hurst, Argentina and Brazil have always had 10 as a creative midfielder. For similar reasons Brazil have 4 as a centre back rather than defensive midfielder. Squad numbers would be ok, but 1-11 will be easier to sort.

 

In English please?

 

 

Hey that works. The ref'll never see it they always lead the teams out.

 

Thanks - great advice.

 

Next trick superglue on the seats in the away changing room - that'll slow them down too dragging a bench behind them!

 

Have you picked a volunteer to take a dump in the refs karzy (sp) yet Gaffer?

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I haven't read the whole thread, and this year I'm living in Italy so can't make it, but i see no mention that women can't play.':-) FA rules allow mixed charity matches, so maybe next year if I'm feeling flush or back in the UK? Currently train twice a week with my Italian team, match on Sunday and I ski 1/2 times a week as well, so for my advanced age I do well. 5'10", a skier's and footballer's *and rider's) thighs and if you ask nicely I'll wear short shorts.. Give me a hockey stick and I'd probably do some damage as well....

 

Have fun guys, I'm only jealous..

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Gaffer, (phil) question from Mrs hamster. How soon before the match do you want us to stop having sex?

 

You can stop immediately

 

Please then let me know what nights out you do each week (and timings) followed by your address by pm, and let Mrs Hamster know I'll be round to give her your specialist diet and show her a good fitness regime as soon as I can find a cheap flight.....:smt096

 

As for Sue - can tell she hadn't read all the threads....

 

She obviously didn't see that whole "Bath after the game" section......

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You can stop immediately

 

Please then let me know what nights out you do each week (and timings) followed by your address by pm, and let Mrs Hamster know I'll be round to give her your specialist diet and show her a good fitness regime as soon as I can find a cheap flight.....:smt096

 

I will be out on Tuesday night from eight in the evening. Ours is the first bedroom on the left next to the ****ter. No need to turn the lights on and don't be put off by the stubble, **** and pair of hairy ********. I am sure that you are a man of the world ;).

 

PS Do you want me to wear one of her nurse uniforms?

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I am currently in pain. My right ankle is very very sore.

 

The kickabout tonight was actually a very fast game, I was seriously surprised that I came through it at all.

 

During the game I had really bad pains in both my lower calfs. When i got to my car, my left leg hurt so much that I had to walk/hobble around the car park for 5 minutes before I could drive home, it really did hurt that much.

 

I know that I am very unfit..

 

My question to you is: What caused the pain and what sort of training should I undertake to be fit(ter) for the SMS match?

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I am currently in pain. My right ankle is very very sore.

 

The kickabout tonight was actually a very fast game, I was seriously surprised that I came through it at all.

 

During the game I had really bad pains in both my lower calfs. When i got to my car, my left leg hurt so much that I had to walk/hobble around the car park for 5 minutes before I could drive home, it really did hurt that much.

 

I know that I am very unfit..

 

My question to you is: What caused the pain and what sort of training should I undertake to be fit(ter) for the SMS match?

 

its probably just the shock of using them muscles again. Light jogging and plenty of stretches on the areas in pain. Also, if you come again, warm up first!

 

p.s i see you have changed your avatar..classic :-)

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I am currently in pain. My right ankle is very very sore.

 

The kickabout tonight was actually a very fast game, I was seriously surprised that I came through it at all.

 

During the game I had really bad pains in both my lower calfs. When i got to my car, my left leg hurt so much that I had to walk/hobble around the car park for 5 minutes before I could drive home, it really did hurt that much.

 

I know that I am very unfit..

 

My question to you is: What caused the pain and what sort of training should I undertake to be fit(ter) for the SMS match?

 

I went for my first jog in about three months. I thought i'd mix up the pace as football isn't all one pace stuff...so i threw in a few sprints along the way...

 

There was spit...lots and lots of spit...

 

Still in more encouraging news i bought some new shin pads and that was relatively easy...

 

And the woman in JJB behind the counter had mahhhhssssive cans...

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I haven't read the whole thread, and this year I'm living in Italy so can't make it, but i see no mention that women can't play.':-) FA rules allow mixed charity matches, so maybe next year if I'm feeling flush or back in the UK? Currently train twice a week with my Italian team, match on Sunday and I ski 1/2 times a week as well, so for my advanced age I do well. 5'10", a skier's and footballer's *and rider's) thighs and if you ask nicely I'll wear short shorts.. Give me a hockey stick and I'd probably do some damage as well....

 

Have fun guys, I'm only jealous..

 

How much is the Airfare back, we all might be able to chip in could be worth it to see those short shorts ;-) I might even wear a pair if there's enough interest!!

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I went for my first jog in about three months. I thought i'd mix up the pace as football isn't all one pace stuff...so i threw in a few sprints along the way...

 

There was spit...lots and lots of spit...

 

Still in more encouraging news i bought some new shin pads and that was relatively easy...

 

And the woman in JJB behind the counter had mahhhhssssive cans...

 

Worth the money already!

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I haven't read the whole thread, and this year I'm living in Italy so can't make it, but i see no mention that women can't play.':-) FA rules allow mixed charity matches, so maybe next year if I'm feeling flush or back in the UK? Currently train twice a week with my Italian team, match on Sunday and I ski 1/2 times a week as well, so for my advanced age I do well. 5'10", a skier's and footballer's *and rider's) thighs and if you ask nicely I'll wear short shorts.. Give me a hockey stick and I'd probably do some damage as well....

 

Have fun guys, I'm only jealous..

 

Have you got a whip as well ?????????

:)

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