Channon's Sideburns Posted 19 March, 2009 Share Posted 19 March, 2009 Got sent this and thought we could all do with a laugh... A young blonde Portsmouth girl, down on her luck, decided to end it all one night by casting herself into the cold, dark waters off Gunwharf Quay. As she stood on the edge, pondering the infinite, a young sailor noticed her as he strolled by. 'You're not thinking of jumping, are you babes?' he asked. 'Yes, I am.' replied the sobbing girl. Putting his arm around her, the kind sailor coaxed her back from the edge. 'Look, nothing's worth that. ..... I'll tell you what; I'm sailing off for Australia tomorrow. Why don't you stow away on board and start a new life over there. I'll set you up in one of the lifeboats on the deck, bring you food and water every night and I'll look after you if you look after me - if you know what I mean? You just have to keep very quiet so that you won't be found'. The girl, having no better prospects, agreed, and the sailor sneaked her on board that very night. For the next 3 weeks the sailor came to her lifeboat every night, bringing food and water, and making love to her until dawn. Then, during the fourth week, the captain was performing a routine inspection of the ship and its lifeboats. He peeled back the cover to find the startled blonde, and demanded an explanation. The girl came clean, 'I've stowed away to get to Australia . One of the sailors is helping me out. He set me up in here and brings me food and water every night and he's screwing me.' The captain stared at her for a moment before he replied, 'He certainly is love. This is the Isle of Wight Ferry.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 19 March, 2009 Share Posted 19 March, 2009 Skate related my ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 19 March, 2009 Share Posted 19 March, 2009 Skate related my ass! What did he relate your ass to exactly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 19 March, 2009 Share Posted 19 March, 2009 this is a joke http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_5073432,00.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channon's Sideburns Posted 19 March, 2009 Author Share Posted 19 March, 2009 Skate related my ass! Well the girl was from Pompey.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickG Posted 19 March, 2009 Share Posted 19 March, 2009 this is a joke http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_5073432,00.html hadn't heard that, thought their plans seemed far fetched when announced but they assured everyone that they were definately happening this time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzhugh Fella Posted 19 March, 2009 Share Posted 19 March, 2009 this is a joke http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_5073432,00.html Cheered me up no end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintjay77 Posted 19 March, 2009 Share Posted 19 March, 2009 this is a joke http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_5073432,00.html LOL brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHAPEL END CHARLIE Posted 19 March, 2009 Share Posted 19 March, 2009 this is a joke http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_5073432,00.html So Fratton Park gets a lick of paint , a roof and a few more seats nailed on the end and suddenly it's the only possible south coast venue for the 2018 World Cup matches - I seem to remember reading somewhere that there's a modern , bigger & better stadium just up the M27 already in existance , perhaps they could use that ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 19 March, 2009 Share Posted 19 March, 2009 this is a joke http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_5073432,00.html Debts of 80m - if they go down they must surely go bust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Majestic Channon Posted 19 March, 2009 Share Posted 19 March, 2009 Debts of 80m - if they go down they must surely go bust. How long before they want to ground share? I'd sooner we folded ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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