Dog Posted 19 March, 2009 Share Posted 19 March, 2009 Joseph and his Arab mate Abdul were drinking in a bar one evening. After a few Stellas Fritz turns to Abdul and says, 'I don't know what to do with Elizabeth, she is always moaning, she never does any chores around the house, her bedroom is a mess, her school work is very poor, and her hygene is not acceptable! What would you do with her back home Abs?' 'Sell her!' barks Abdul. 'mmmm cellar! Good shout.' laughs Joseph. l Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 19 March, 2009 Share Posted 19 March, 2009 brap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scummer Posted 19 March, 2009 Share Posted 19 March, 2009 But they are in Austria, why would they be speaking English? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 19 March, 2009 Share Posted 19 March, 2009 (edited) See Sunday Joke Thread Edited 19 March, 2009 by INFLUENCED.COM same gag already done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 19 March, 2009 Share Posted 19 March, 2009 Joseph and his Arab mate Abdul were drinking in a bar one evening. After a few Stellas Fritz turns to Abdul and says, 'I don't know what to do with Elizabeth, she is always moaning, she never does any chores around the house, her bedroom is a mess, her school work is very poor, and her hygene is not acceptable! What would you do with her back home Abs?' 'Sell her!' barks Abdul. 'mmmm cellar! Good shout.' laughs Joseph. I will passing that joke off as my own this weekend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 19 March, 2009 Share Posted 19 March, 2009 Elizabeth Fritzl attended court this morning after eating a fried breakfast. Pity nobody told her she had Daddies sause around her mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 20 March, 2009 Share Posted 20 March, 2009 But they are in Austria, why would they be speaking English? Australian is English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintjinksie Posted 20 March, 2009 Share Posted 20 March, 2009 Elizabeth Fritzl attended court this morning after eating a fried breakfast. Pity nobody told her she had Daddies sause around her mouth. :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuRomseySaint Posted 20 March, 2009 Share Posted 20 March, 2009 I wonder what Elizabeth fritzl's children are getting their Sister for Mothers Day this year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 24 March, 2009 Author Share Posted 24 March, 2009 How many Fritzls does it take to change a cellar lightbulb ? Not many at all, with all those extra fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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