Draino76 Posted 14 March, 2009 Share Posted 14 March, 2009 My girlfriend has been away for a week and it shows. The bin is overrflowing with beer cans, pizza boxes on the floor, oh and a couple of beer bottles from Tuesday too. There are no bed sheets on our bed. The bathroom smells of wee. The kitchen smells of curry and there is 6 days of washing up to do. The milk came out in lumps into my coffe this morning. Should I clean up a bit or just let her fix it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 16 March, 2009 Share Posted 16 March, 2009 Leave it for her. She'll really appreciate it. It's what every woman wants. They not only love cleaning, but they love to know that you need them. If you cleaned up it would seem as though your life has gone on as normal without her, and that she doesn't actually have a purpose in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 16 March, 2009 Share Posted 16 March, 2009 If you are anything like me when I am 'home alone', it might be worth giving the curtains a quick wash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essruu Posted 16 March, 2009 Share Posted 16 March, 2009 If you are anything like me when I am 'home alone', it might be worth giving the curtains a quick wash. Can't you just w@nk into a dirty sock or her pillow like any normal person? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 16 March, 2009 Author Share Posted 16 March, 2009 All clean in the end but it took me about 6 hours. What a dull Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 16 March, 2009 Share Posted 16 March, 2009 Can't you just w@nk into a dirty sock or her pillow like any normal person? There is a tiny flaw in your suggestion. Can you spot it? Anyway, (just for arguments sake) if one is peeking through said curtain at neighbour, then one should not make extra work for ones self should one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 16 March, 2009 Share Posted 16 March, 2009 There is a tiny flaw in your suggestion. Can you spot it? Anyway, (just for arguments sake) if one is peeking through said curtain at neighbour, then one should not make extra work for ones self should one. But, FFS Hamster, next time make sure they're not net curtains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 16 March, 2009 Share Posted 16 March, 2009 But, FFS Hamster, next time make sure they're not net curtains It's all about the texture and it does give a lovely frosted effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 17 March, 2009 Share Posted 17 March, 2009 Burn the house down and claim on't insurance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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