Probably got to clean.

[Draino76]

My girlfriend has been away for a week and it shows. The bin is overrflowing with beer cans, pizza boxes on the floor, oh and a couple of beer bottles from Tuesday too. There are no bed sheets on our bed. The bathroom smells of wee. The kitchen smells of curry and there is 6 days of washing up to do. The milk came out in lumps into my coffe this morning.

 

Should I clean up a bit or just let her fix it?

[thesaint sfc]

Leave it for her. She'll really appreciate it. It's what every woman wants. They not only love cleaning, but they love to know that you need them. If you cleaned up it would seem as though your life has gone on as normal without her, and that she doesn't actually have a purpose in life.

[hamster]

If you are anything like me when I am 'home alone', it might be worth giving the curtains a quick wash.

[Essruu]

If you are anything like me when I am 'home alone', it might be worth giving the curtains a quick wash.

 

Can't you just w@nk into a dirty sock or her pillow like any normal person?

[Draino76]

All clean in the end but it took me about 6 hours. What a dull Sunday.

[hamster]

Can't you just w@nk into a dirty sock or her pillow like any normal person?

 

There is a tiny flaw in your suggestion. Can you spot it?

 

Anyway, (just for arguments sake) if one is peeking through said curtain at neighbour, then one should not make extra work for ones self should one.

[Weston Super Saint]

There is a tiny flaw in your suggestion. Can you spot it?

 

Anyway, (just for arguments sake) if one is peeking through said curtain at neighbour, then one should not make extra work for ones self should one.

 

But, FFS Hamster, next time make sure they're not net curtains

[hamster]

But, FFS Hamster, next time make sure they're not net curtains

 

It's all about the texture and it does give a lovely frosted effect.

[SNSUN]

Burn the house down and claim on't insurance.