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Why don't you just clear off down the pub? It's what I did when my ex held one.

colin, what if i went and got ******ed though? Before she sent me up here 'out of the way' she asked if I could keep a promise, followed by telling me that I am on one. I have limited myself to 2 cans of Guinness, but may sneak down for another in a mo, not to drink it, just to perv a bit more.

 

Pub - lingerie

Pub - lingerie

pub - lingerie

 

Yep, pub it is (like **** it is)

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Oi! rodent your f8ckin with us, arnt you:mad:

Trying to find you a pic of said outfits, I came across this:

 

NSFW

http://www.isitetv.com/c32ad30e23618c4355f0e46477e395c6-p4.htm

 

I have never seen one working before and am praying that she is too coy to get one. I'll be out of a job if she does, although i do make a great spag bol (secret recipe) and she will still need me for lifts.

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Trying to find you a pic of said outfits, I came across this:

 

NSFW

http://www.isitetv.com/c32ad30e23618c4355f0e46477e395c6-p4.htm

 

I have never seen one working before and am praying that she is too coy to get one. I'll be out of a job if she does, although i do make a great spag bol (secret recipe) and she will still need me for lifts.

 

Kin ell ,,,,you should be all right my boy its only got a 5in girth,:cool:

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I counted themin and am pretty sure that there are only 2 more to go, plus the ann summers woman.

 

While I am waiting can someone help me with a crossword clue please? What does turgid mean?

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I counted themin and am pretty sure that there are only 2 more to go, plus the ann summers woman.

 

While I am waiting can someone help me with a crossword clue please? What does turgid mean?

 

'Horrible' I think..........could be wrong though :smt102

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'Horrible' I think..........could be wrong though :smt102

 

No Harvey, it means 'swollen', 'engorged' and generally 'up for it' mate.

Anyway, car doors slamming, I am off to brush my teeth (if you know what I mean).

Wish me luck, I'm going in. See you all at the match.

xx's

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No Harvey, it means 'swollen', 'engorged' and generally 'up for it' mate.

Anyway, car doors slamming, I am off to brush my teeth (if you know what I mean).

Wish me luck, I'm going in. See you all at the match.

xx's

 

Crickey :smt103.........I've been 'turgid' for a long time then! :-\"

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oh dear mate.......you need to find yaself a nice girl to help you out with that!!! :D

 

Easier said than done St Boggy :(...........I obviously don't socialise in the proper drinking establishments, to meet that certain 'ahem' woman :smt110

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Easier said than done St Boggy :(...........I obviously don't socialise in the proper drinking establishments, to meet that certain 'ahem' woman :smt110

well, i presume you are in your own home atm.......why not sit there and just crack one off??? :confused:

 

if it helps you out at all, this is the picture of an outfit i myself purchased at a recent Ann Summer's party....... :cool: :D

 

 

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well, i presume you are in your own home atm.......why not sit there and just crack one off??? :confused:

 

if it helps you out at all, this is the picture of an outfit i myself purchased at a recent Ann Summer's party....... :cool: :D

 

 

17ODFDAS1015_M.jpg

 

Is that you in the picture ????????? :smt119

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this thread makes me feel a little ill, now is talking about this stuff on a public innerweb forum such a good idea? Or do we wanna hear about it? Ann Summers is for cheap sl@gs and fat ugly bints.

 

 

 

ooooo!!!!!

 

no prizes for spotting the forum user who's bitter that he doesn't actually have 'fun' whilst being intimate with his other half!!!..

 

;)

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Hamster sounds like your missus is about to divorce you

Sadly and unfortunately technology has taken over from us men.

 

hence the Ann Summers party. Ask her if she purchased the universal man vibrator. apparrently its ten times better that its predecessor the rabid rabbitt.

or so my girlfriend tells me.

 

:rolleyes:

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this thread makes me feel a little ill, now is talking about this stuff on a public innerweb forum such a good idea? Or do we wanna hear about it? Ann Summers is for cheap sl@gs and fat ugly bints.

 

That's ever so slightly rich Stevo. This is TMS and you have been one of its foremost posters. I agree, it pushes the boundaries, but Hamster has kept it nicely inside the boundaries of taste, I think.

 

If you still feel iffy, pop across to the Lounge, and give us the latest installment in the life of a VW Golf GTi. :)

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That's ever so slightly rich Stevo. This is TMS and you have been one of its foremost posters. I agree, it pushes the boundaries, but Hamster has kept it nicely inside the boundaries of taste, I think.

 

If you still feel iffy, pop across to the Lounge, and give us the latest installment in the life of a VW Golf GTi. :)

 

LOL

 

There maybe a golf related post coming along soon.....in that i applied for a loan extension yesterday to replace the beast and was offered 11.9% APR, compared to the 6.9% i am paying at the moment on the loan i have with the same company! When interest rates are at an all time low, how is this possible?

 

This will appear in the lounge soon

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LOL

 

There maybe a golf related post coming along soon.....in that i applied for a loan extension yesterday to replace the beast and was offered 11.9% APR, compared to the 6.9% i am paying at the moment on the loan i have with the same company! When interest rates are at an all time low, how is this possible?

 

This will appear in the lounge soon

 

Can't wait..! :smt015;)

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Off to the match now, but I forgot to update this.

 

One word

 

GOOOALLLLLLLLLLLLL!

 

Went to extra time (which was nice). Penalties were that I had to take her tea and toast, but overall I would have to call it a score draw.

 

TTFN folki.

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Trying to find you a pic of said outfits, I came across this:

 

NSFW

http://www.isitetv.com/c32ad30e23618c4355f0e46477e395c6-p4.htm

 

I have never seen one working before and am praying that she is too coy to get one. I'll be out of a job if she does, although i do make a great spag bol (secret recipe) and she will still need me for lifts.

 

That little wabbit looks like a happy little fella

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The women trying on all the different items, testing the dildos etc

lol at you.

Although I only know you through your internet persona mb, I am sure that they would come nowhere near to satisfying your perverted 'needs'. Anyway it was tastefully kept to dressing uppings. And it was WOMAN (singular).

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I went out with a nurse once...absolute animal... :D ...must be something at Nurse's College that prepares them for debauchery!!

 

Decency prevents me from replying properly to this post as it does the earlier one about Ann Summers being for sluts.

 

I will however say that my wife is a pretty good cook. :cool:

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