Block 18 Posted 10 March, 2009 Share Posted 10 March, 2009 It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb). The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. Women reading this will be finished now. Men are still busy checking their thumbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 10 March, 2009 Share Posted 10 March, 2009 I'm off to check my other half's thumbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 10 March, 2009 Share Posted 10 March, 2009 This is factually incorrect. My thumbs are not 4 inches long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Block 18 Posted 10 March, 2009 Author Share Posted 10 March, 2009 This is factually incorrect. My thumbs are not 4 inches long. No but your knob is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foghorn Posted 10 March, 2009 Share Posted 10 March, 2009 The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Was Jeremy Beadle's Shlong 8 inches or 20 inches long? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeff leopard Posted 10 March, 2009 Share Posted 10 March, 2009 if you stretch your arms out by your side (at 45 degrees to your body), the length from the tips of your fingers on one hand to the other is exactly the same as your height. the length of your forearm is exactly the same length as your foot. the length of my coq is exactly the same as a baby's arm, holding an orange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 10 March, 2009 Share Posted 10 March, 2009 The average person has 1 head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 10 March, 2009 Share Posted 10 March, 2009 I have more arms than the average. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al de Man Posted 10 March, 2009 Share Posted 10 March, 2009 (edited) .... Edited 10 March, 2009 by Al de Man I didn't notice Hatch beat me to the observation by almost an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 10 March, 2009 Share Posted 10 March, 2009 if you stretch your arms out by your side (at 45 degrees to your body), the length from the tips of your fingers on one hand to the other is exactly the same as your height. the length of your forearm is exactly the same length as your foot. the length of my coq is exactly the same as a baby's arm, holding an orange. That's 90 degrees Jeff. i.e - | - and not \ | / [that's as close an illustration of 45 degees as I could quickly get] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Alert Posted 10 March, 2009 Share Posted 10 March, 2009 That's 90 degrees Jeff. i.e - | - and not \ | / [that's as close an illustration of 45 degees as I could quickly get] You often see fighters in the UFC with the same hight listed but differing reach. Does this debunk this "fact" or is reach something different? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 10 March, 2009 Share Posted 10 March, 2009 You often see fighters in the UFC with the same hight listed but differing reach. Does this debunk this "fact" or is reach something different? You have to factor in the shoulder width as the reach measurement's purely arm length, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team-saint Posted 10 March, 2009 Share Posted 10 March, 2009 I have more arms than the average. I have more everything than average Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 10 March, 2009 Share Posted 10 March, 2009 My Grandson asked me where poo came from the other day. I explained that food travels down into your stomach, where the good stuff is taken out. What is left travels down the intestine, wher some more good stuff is taken out, eventually all that is left is the bad stuff, which comes out of your bottom. Poo! He stared up at me silently for a moment. "Thank you Grandad, can I ask something else"? "Of course" I said "I am your Grandad and nothing you ask me will either embarass nor shock me" "Is it about reproduction"? "No" he said "We did that last term" "Okay, is it about the universe and whether we are alone"? "No, Grandad, although that does sound quite an interesting idea" "Well, if it's about religion and why people kill and murder each other in the name of religion, you have come to the right person" "No Grandad" "Okay, could it be whether Margaret Thatcher is a ***** and is responsible for ripping the heart out of communities, and is in some people's opinion, responsible for all that is bad in society today" "GRANDAD" he shouted. "SHUT THE **** UP FOR ONE ****ING MINUTE, PLEASE" "Okay nipper, I am sorry, what is it that you would like to ask me"? "Grandad. Where does Tigger come from please"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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