Tallest man... again!?

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26305907/

 

Now if I knew there was someone taller in the world than me, I would feel a bit of a wally taking the title!

 

Guiness world holder: Bao Xishun 7 Feet 8.95 Inches tall

 

Actual tallest man: Leonid Stadnyk 8 Feet 5.5 Inches tall

[Jillyanne]

Where do they get their clothes and shoes?

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

  Jillsaint said:

Where do they get their clothes and shoes?

 

Shops... durrr!

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Here is Leonid Stadnyk's mummy with his shoes.

 

Im sure you will all agree, she is one hell of a MILF

 

 

I especially like her kankles

[scott_saints]

The woman in the first picture is a perfect height for sucking the schlong.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

  scott_saints said:

The woman in the first picture is a perfect height for sucking the schlong.

 

I bet it is quite schlong too! He would split her in two!

 

Just thought, his bed must be f*cking huge!

[PompeyLass]

  scott_saints said:

The woman in the first picture is a perfect height for sucking the schlong.

 

Would be interesting to know how big it is.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

  PompeyLass said:

Would be interesting to know how big it is.

 

If the theory of shoe size is anything to go by, his wife must be like a f*cking wind sock!

Edited 21 August, 2008 by Im_no_sinner
f*cking keyboard!!!

[benjii]

There is a theory that Leonid is nothing like 8ft 5 or whatever and is actually about 7ft tall.

[benjii]

Illustration:

 

 

Leonid's old dear is clearly about 5ft nothing (probably less - look at her and the fence; is that fence nearly 5ft tall? doesn't look it) and is schlong height on little Len.

 

 

Bao's missus is 5ft 6" and is just above schlong (about 5 or 6 inches actually).

 

Now, unless old ma Stadnyk is actually about 5ft 8" tall, there is no way that Leonid is 8 inches taller than Bao.

 

Also, here's Leo meeting the president...

 

 

.... who stands a few inches below his shoulder.

 

Whereas Big Bao in a crowd....

 

 

.... has no one anywhere near his shoulder.

[benjii]

Methinks the reason why Leonid doesn't want Guiness to measure him is nothing to do with shunning the limelight!

[Calvin]

  benjii said:

Methinks the reason why Leonid doesn't want Guiness to measure him is nothing to do with shunning the limelight!

 

He doesn't want to be classed as a 'circus freak'. He wants to be a normal bloke, not a freak.

 

What a scary bastard though He might kill you because of his height!:o

[benjii]

  Calvin said:

He doesn't want to be classed as a 'circus freak'. He wants to be a normal bloke, not a freak.

 

What a scary bastard though He might kill you because of his height!:o

 

Then he should stop claiming to be 8ft 5" when he's about 7ft 2"!