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Abduction.

 

Knew nothing about the film, was one of a bunch of dodgy DVD's I bought at New Year in Thailand that my man said "isss gooood". Label of DVD was all in Thai, so was at the bottom of the pile of ones to watch.

 

As a result when finally put it on had to wait for the plot & story to develop wondering if it was a Superbad type High School Kid movie or what.

 

If you like those "Spy Movie" What is happening? Who is the Good Guy? Innocent involved - North by Northwest type thrillers then it is a 9/10, although future Mrs D_P thinks I was mean and gave it a 10 for being a cracking yarn

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The Muppets

 

I was interested to see this one as the TV show was way before my time and as I only know the muppets from the sh!t movies I figured there must be something more to them and I was hoping to learn what!

 

Jason Seagull is in this one. He plays his role like a children's tv presenter, wearing a fixed grin and faux cheerfulness the whole time which is never quite convincing as you can sense the inner turmoil behind his eyes, the drug addictions, the knowledge that he's wasting his life, the endless battle with his weight problems.

 

Talking of weight problems, Amy Adams has put on a fair bit of lumbar! I remember her being hot in Enchanted but in this movie she's carrying at least an extra 30 pounds. I guess she had to do it to make her role as Seagulls girlfriend more convincing. Method acting.

 

The first twenty minutes or so of this movie are murderously boring. I think it's the song and dance numbers. There's this one Seagull does which seems to go on forever. I can take a song in a movie but it has to be a really good one, the original songs in the muppets are all pretty dull. Probably best to wait for dvd so you can fast forward.

 

Things pick up a bit when the original muppet cast show up. I hate kermit of course but some of the others like Professor Honeydew, Beaker and the two old men are pretty entertaining. I also like Animal. You can see why they died out though, muppet faces are pretty much fixed in one expression, Kermit looks put upon and sappy, Beaker looks terrified, in these days of computer animations we expect for more range. Pretty restrictive when one of your main characters like Kermit always looks sappy, when the plot might be served better if he can get mad. Maybe that's what's up with Seagull, he played his role like a muppet. Either that or a total fag.

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I'm watching The Help at the moment. Them blacks in 60s America has a pretty sweet deal! We learn they git $40 a week just to clean they toilet and stuff while they white journalist only git $8 a week. That be pretty generous right there! Also they git they own toilet to use, imagine that! Does your work git you your own toilet just for your own use? I know mine doesn't!

 

I don't think i can take much more tho, it is pretty boring. I was only really watching for Emma Stone but them clothes they wore in them days ain't too hot. I think I'll turn it off now.

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TV turned up 2 classics tonight. I glued future Mrs D_P to the sofa and told her to sit down & shut up ;)

 

First I had spotted thanks to the thread in the Lounge about "The Greatest Sound"...

 

Yeah the duplicate shots, the dodgy explosions, but ah the beauty of seeing the flights of Spitfires flying in formation

 

Spent a lot of the film explaining who the mega star actors were!

 

The Battle of Britain - 1st time she'd really understood any of what went on, but she was totally captivated by it and FINALLY understood why I had been retelling teh stories of Middle Wallop Airshow & the night an ME109 chased a Spitfire & did an impromptu Dogfight over Old Sarum airfield back in the 80"s

 

2nd film - another brilliant capture of "English life" but one much closer to our hearts - Looking for Eric. (No not our OSH expert) the Cantona movie.

 

Saw it before on a plane, saw it tonight in HD, just a great portrayal of the harsh loneliness of life in the UK for many and the culture of the Footie fan.

 

Loved both movies

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she was totally captivated by it and FINALLY understood why I had been retelling teh stories of Middle Wallop Airshow & the night an ME109 chased a Spitfire & did an impromptu Dogfight over Old Sarum airfield back in the 80"s

 

As rivetting as the tale of the Middle Wallop Airshow & the night an ME109 chased a Spitfire & did an impromptu Dogfight over Old Sarum airfield back in the 80"s no doubt is, I think it's fair to say she was just humouring you.

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As rivetting as the tale of the Middle Wallop Airshow & the night an ME109 chased a Spitfire & did an impromptu Dogfight over Old Sarum airfield back in the 80"s no doubt is, I think it's fair to say she was just humouring you.

 

Ms pap does much the same thing, Bearsy. Liberty takers, one and all.

 

I am pretty sure her line of reasoning is "it's 90 minutes of my life. If I watch this, perhaps the c**t will f**k off and leave me alone to watch a reality show".

 

Unfortunately for Ms pap, I have pretty excellent taste. She claims that such things are crap, but invariably ends up marathoning more of the same. I refer the jury to the evidence collected during the recent Shatner Star Trek Films saga.

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She has always been Ms pap, and I think that I've been relatively consistent in referring to her as that, or the missus ( suppose that should be "the mssss" ).

 

We are not married, thus she has not been downgraded in any way.

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sorry pap my bad! Explains why she's willing to sit and watch star trek with you tho - it's only once you're married they start taking liberties with the remote control. Not that I'd know, i still kick em off home when i want to watch tv. It's best that way cos then if someone hot comes on tv i can safely crack one off without any of the embarrassing looks and complaints that girls seem to think necessary!

 

Am i the only one ridiculously excited about watching The Hunger Games when it comes out friday? It's embarrasing really cos i know it's for 14 year old girls but i guess i'm a 14 year old girl at heart cos i looooved the book and when i saw the movie trailer i got so excited a little pee came out in my panties!

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As rivetting as the tale of the Middle Wallop Airshow & the night an ME109 chased a Spitfire & did an impromptu Dogfight over Old Sarum airfield back in the 80"s no doubt is, I think it's fair to say she was just humouring you.

 

hehe..

 

Actually (God Bless the Director) she totally perked up early on when they mentioned the Polish & Czech squadrons.

She was then laughing at the banter from the Polish "Training Flight" when they laid into some Heinkels.

She even became able to spot the differences between the Spit (Rounded wing tips) Hurricanes (less rounded) and the ME 109's - almost square tipped.

She also expressed an interest in actually visiting the Museum at Duxford.

She Oh no'd when Michael Caine snuffed it (Jeez how she recognised HIS plane - I'd not noticed!)

She did ROFL at the almost cartoon plane blowing up paintings and - God Bless her - even remarked - "That's at LEAST the 3rd time that Spitfire has flown past the Heinkel's Radio Mast" (Not that she had become MLG but because she had asked what it was in a previous shot (Thank God for Airfix I knew the answer!)

Oh AND she made me re-tune from the "Sound from Telly) HDMI connection we have to the "Through the Home Theatre System" to hear the noise better.

 

So ya boo sucks!

 

As for Looking for Eric.

 

She had NO idea who Eric Cantona was.

She DID comment after seeing the clips of his goals in the movie - Wow I see what you mean, he looks almost as Good as Le Tiss

She did ROFL that Steve Evets (Eric) did an uncanny impression of our Eric (minus the Eastleigh accent)

(Not sure his pad up the road is quite as chaotic though)

And she did say....

 

Oh Lord don't tell me that is what you lot used to be like on Coaches to Away days....

 

yep I said..

 

Even down to the baseball bats & paint guns in the Coach Luggage Hold....

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Am i the only one ridiculously excited about watching The Hunger Games when it comes out friday? It's embarrasing really cos i know it's for 14 year old girls but i guess i'm a 14 year old girl at heart cos i looooved the book and when i saw the movie trailer i got so excited a little pee came out in my panties!

 

Don't think you are alone matey. Most of the Press have been creaming themselves over it as well (and ain't none of the reveiws I have see been by Teenage Chicks)

 

Let us hope it is a modern Sci Fi Classic

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sorry pap my bad! Explains why she's willing to sit and watch star trek with you tho - it's only once you're married they start taking liberties with the remote control. Not that I'd know, i still kick em off home when i want to watch tv. It's best that way cos then if someone hot comes on tv i can safely crack one off without any of the embarrassing looks and complaints that girls seem to think necessary!

 

Am i the only one ridiculously excited about watching The Hunger Games when it comes out friday? It's embarrasing really cos i know it's for 14 year old girls but i guess i'm a 14 year old girl at heart cos i looooved the book and when i saw the movie trailer i got so excited a little pee came out in my panties!

 

You should watch Battle Royale on Netflix. It too is about a load of schoolkids doing battle and offing each other, except it was made 11 years earlier and carries a 18 certificate - so I'm guessing slightly juicier than the 12A girl magnet arriving at the weekend.

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Bloody Hell. Now THAT is a turn up for the books.

 

Our local Sat provider just went all BBC Iplayer on us.

 

Just launched free ad-on to watch shows/movies/sports online

 

http://www.ameinfo.com/293975.html

 

FINALLY can catch up on stuff I missed without having to go all Bit Torrent

 

Well, considering how poor Customer Service usually is down here (try and find a programme guide for Al Jazeera Sports nPc games on line) that is a turn up for the books

 

If only they had Football & International Egg Chasing

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You should watch Battle Royale on Netflix. It too is about a load of schoolkids doing battle and offing each other, except it was made 11 years earlier and carries a 18 certificate - so I'm guessing slightly juicier than the 12A girl magnet arriving at the weekend.

 

Or the original concept of course

 

The Running Man with Arnie

 

An issue a few of the critics had FWIW

 

 

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Or the original concept of course

 

The Running Man with Arnie

 

An issue a few of the critics had FWIW

 

 

;)

 

The Running Man short story is very different from the Arnie film.

 

However, the film is still great, and definitely more upbeat. Extremely prescient too. When it first came out, shows like "Climbing for Dollars" would be unthinkable. With reality shows and the like, doesn't seem quite as implausible. We've already got celebrities being tormented in the jungle, while the baying crowds in the X-Factor audition stages are like a prototype version of those who cheered when lions chowed down on gladiators.

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The Fourth Kind

 

Mill Jevovich

 

While it boasts a handful of shocks, The Fourth Kind is hokey and clumsy and makes its close encounters seem eerily mundane."

 

An enjoyable early evening scare for the other half

 

But a decent idea for a movie

 

Saying anything else about it ruins it so enjoy it on TV sometime

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Yeah I went to see Hunger Games, not with Steeeve but I kind of concur with his opinion, "not the best". Dunno what was wrong with it, it kind of looked a bit budget, the main girl was good, the love interest was weak though all the girls in my cinema gave out gasps of excitement when she kissed the grumpy looking little runt she was supposed to be into. She clearly weren't into him tho, she clearly had a secret thing for Lenny Kravitz. Probably she hadn't heard his music yet. I know it's a kids film but it could've used more violence too, you kind of know what's going on but you don't get to see too much of it. Also I noticed there's hardly any background music - how am I supposed to know what to feel without musical prompts from John Williams???

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You should watch Battle Royale on Netflix. It too is about a load of schoolkids doing battle and offing each other, except it was made 11 years earlier and carries a 18 certificate - so I'm guessing slightly juicier than the 12A girl magnet arriving at the weekend.

 

I watched this! It had better killings and stuff tho i did feel a bit dirty leering over the Japanese school girls.

 

I also heard a good joke! Do you want to hear it! This is it - you ready? Ok!

 

What do they call The Hunger Games in France?

 

Battle Royale with cheese!

 

 

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I watched this! It had better killings and stuff tho i did feel a bit dirty leering over the Japanese school girls.

 

Very pleased to hear it! It is a pretty smart film, which ekes out quite a bit of suspense when you have the clusters of kids littered about the place. Are these fellows really friends, or is your man on the left going to pull a chainsaw through the girl with the pigtails?

 

Seeing as you've proven to be a cultured little bear, I shall recommend another Japanese film.

 

Confessions.

 

It's a revenge story concerning a teacher who suffered the death of her child. Authorities pin it down as an accident, but she believes her daughter was murdered, and that the perpetrator(s) is/re in her classroom Film plays out like a whodunnit with flashbacks, each one giving you a better understanding of what has really gone on.

 

Awesome film. Really.

 

 

I also heard a good joke! Do you want to hear it! This is it - you ready? Ok!

 

 

 

 

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Ahem. Are the SaintIcons©® inspired by our friends on the UI?

 

They really like icons. Sometimes, the entire post is icons, and not SaintIcons©® either!

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Hi pap!

 

I don't know that Confessions film it sounds a bit high-brow. Is the teacher Hot? Are the students Hot? I could probably give it a go if they're all Hot! Are there lots of subtitles too pap, I don't really like too many subtitles.

 

I don't ever go on the Ugly Inside - have they stolen my idea? Have they in some way infringed the world-wide rights of the SainticonsTM corporation?

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I'm going to try and design some more SainticonsTM soon! My aim is to have enough so I don't ever have to post actual words anymore - in the future all my posts will just be a string of SainticonsTM. It'll be like hieroglyphs!

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Watched 'The Grey' on the rattler to Glasgow the other day, a truly terrible and pointless film.

 

Is dat the one with liam neeson and the wolves? I ain't seen it but it probably wasn't pointless. Probably the wolves were a metaphor for something. Probably capitalism or something. You have to be on the watch for metaphor Charmin'! (Is it cool if I call you Charmin', I like to think of you as a toilet bear!)

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Hi pap!

 

I don't know that Confessions film it sounds a bit high-brow. Is the teacher Hot? Are the students Hot? I could probably give it a go if they're all Hot! Are there lots of subtitles too pap, I don't really like too many subtitles.

 

I don't ever go on the Ugly Inside - have they stolen my idea? Have they in some way infringed the world-wide rights of the SainticonsTM corporation?

chaplow-2.png

 

I'm going to try and design some more SainticonsTM soon! My aim is to have enough so I don't ever have to post actual words anymore - in the future all my posts will just be a string of SainticonsTM. It'll be like hieroglyphs!

 

Could we have one with a bearskin strung out and turned into a rug? That would be useful, especially for the Film Studies School of TSW.

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Hi pap!

I don't know that Confessions film it sounds a bit high-brow. Is the teacher Hot? Are the students Hot? I could probably give it a go if they're all Hot! Are there lots of subtitles too pap, I don't really like too many subtitles.

 

It is a bit highbrow, but I believe you will enjoy it. Ms pap sat and watched the whole thing in considerable discomfort ( the viewing took place in the pap-cave, which is not generously apportioned with furniture ), and she watches some right tawdry twaddle.

 

Give it a go.

 

PS - Subtitles are ace. Would much rather hear an actor who got an actual job rather than one relegated to bored translation, largely for the benefit of word-dodging ursine delinquents!

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Could we have one with a bearskin strung out and turned into a rug? That would be useful, especially for the Film Studies School of TSW.

 

Hmmm i feel like you're mocking me but I'm not sure. I'm confused. If only there was a SainticonTM to express what I'm feeling. Oh wait!

 

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My Week with Marilyn - 7/10. Didn't care much for the story but the performances of Michelle Williams (and Brannagh as Lawrence Olivier) were worth 90 mins of my evening. Another thing - Emma Watson is in this and proves that although she looks sweet, she can't act for toffee. Same goes for Daniel Radcliffe that I watched in Woman in Black the other day - can't act for **** I'm afraid. But we knew this.

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FIlms I have watched today:

 

Tamara Drewe: 5/10. Ok, it's a chick flick, but it was on my Sky+ thanks to the missus and I was doing some ironing so I thought I'd lady it up. It was ok, the acting wasn't bad, the storyline was weak but there were one or two chuckles to be had. Gemma Arterton scampily dressed probably sticks an extra mark on the final score though!

 

The Running Man: 8/10. Granted it's so outdated now, but it's still a great storyline and gripping from start to finish. Some great lines for Arnie, I thought "I'll Be Back" was from another movie for some reason. This was the first 18 movie I ever watched (I think I was 14 at the time), and so it probably holds great memories for me, but it's a very good movie all the same. It's one of those movies that could be re-made. (as is the great Hollywood tradition to take good movies and remake them badly).

 

Also of note, the premise of The Running Man was that it was set in 2019, after a worldwide crash of economy, could happen, and a shortage of oil, could happen. Eerie! Although they did still use cassettes and home videos in the film! (Oh, and I didn't know that Richard Dawson, the great American game show host that portrayed Damon Killian, was born in Gosport!)

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Is dat the one with liam neeson and the wolves? I ain't seen it but it probably wasn't pointless. Probably the wolves were a metaphor for something. Probably capitalism or something. You have to be on the watch for metaphor Charmin'! (Is it cool if I call you Charmin', I like to think of you as a toilet bear!)

 

Well in that case Capitalism won. Maybe the Wolves were America and Liam Neeson was N. Korea? I never looked at it like that. So in fact what I watched was a masterpiece, not 120mins of turd.

 

P.s. You can call me whatever you want, darling.

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Spoilerssssss! Nah I'm kidding I don't care bout that really, suprised to hear that the wolfs won tho charmin', after seeing Neeson in Taken I was pretty sure he could deal with a simple gang of wolfs!

 

The Running Man: 8/10. Granted it's so outdated now, but it's still a great storyline and gripping from start to finish. Some great lines for Arnie, I thought "I'll Be Back" was from another movie for some reason. This was the first 18 movie I ever watched (I think I was 14 at the time), and so it probably holds great memories for me, but it's a very good movie all the same. It's one of those movies that could be re-made. (as is the great Hollywood tradition to take good movies and remake them badly).

 

They is definitely gonna remake the Running Man now that the Hungry Games is making all lots of money! They is probably waiting to see how much $$$ the Total Recall recall makes tho, having seen the trailer tho i'd say probably not much! It's got Colin FFS Farrell in it! They don't even go to Mars! But on the other hand Jessica Biel plays the chick with 3 boobs!

 

Top 5 Arnie movies!

Commando

Predator

Terminator II

Terminator

Total Recall

 

Tough list to make! I had to leave off Running Man and True Lies and Twins and Kindergarten Cop! Also I know Commando is rubbish but it's my favourite all the same! It's so gay and funny!

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I saw an advert yesterday that the film of the Jo Nesbø book "Headhunters" (Hodejegerne) is being released at cinemas over there. Someone gave me the DVD of that for Christmas, it's a pretty good thriller. Never read the book, but it was inventive and twisty-turny enough to make it a good watch.

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Finally sat down and was able to watch Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy on DVD this evening.

 

OK. I'm an idiot for not having done it earlier.

 

Suppose many would have critiqued it for the fact that they could follow the story (which IIRC was impossible with the TV series)

 

Excellent film, excellent cast but Sherlock took some getting used to with the whole Gay hair and stuff. 8/10

 

Out of interest just before on the Movie Channel we had 8 Below. Yeah it was Disney. Yeah it was mushy slushy. Yeah how the farp did the Dogs video all of that so we knew what went on. But amongst the mush (sic) what a bloody good story and stunning scenery

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I watched Ghost Protocol the other night. It was a good movie, until about half an hour from the end when it decided it was done with being a serious action film and turned into something more reminiscent of Spy Kids than Mission Impossible. Disappointing.

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3 films watched today, as I was still hungover from my stag and had nothing better to do!

 

(500) Days of Summer - 5/10. I was pretty bored whilst watching this, but it's not bad. It's followable and decently acted. Zooey Deschanel, nice.

 

Ali G Indahouse - 8/10. Most people I know think this is pretty stupid, but I find it entertaining, especially being a local boy to Staines. Ali G's best character, and the only film where he wasn't deliberately trying to wind up the Americans. Rhona Mitra, nice.

 

Anger Management - 6/10. I used to have this on VHS but I never liked it, although watching it today it's not quite as bad as I remember it. I actually like Adam Sandler's films (again that must put me in the minority) but this is one of his weaker attempts. Heather Graham, nice.

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I watched Hall Pass yesterday. That's my kind of humour, easy to watch and a bit gross out. I won't ruin it for anyone, but I laughed for ages at the scene where one of the lead characters takes a lady back to his hotel room. Good old Farrellys. 8/10

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To be honest, with the amount of "thinking" I have to do day to day at work I honestly can only really watch lame films. Hall Pass was great - those are the only types of films I actually enjoy now.

 

I bought Tinker Tailer Soldier Spy and fell asleep. Tried it again, fell asleep, tried it a 3rd time stayed awake and found it really boring.

 

I can't stand stuff in foreign like Headhunters or Girl With The Dragon Tattoo zzzZZZZ.

 

Anyway ... watched Contagion at the weekend on Movies on Demand - bit lame, but I was kept entertained which is enough for me, 7.5/10.

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I can't stand stuff in foreign like Headhunters or Girl With The Dragon Tattoo zzzZZZZ.

 

So what did you not like about Headhunters? (You must have been very keen to see it though, since it's only released today)

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So what did you not like about Headhunters? (You must have been very keen to see it though, since it's only released today)

 

"I can't stand stuff LIKE" I said - I'm being totally judgemental - I can't be bothered to concentrate on a subtitled film, does my head in! When I watch films, I need to not think and be entertained, like an American. Working for them must be rubbing off on me ...

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"I can't stand stuff LIKE" I said - I'm being totally judgemental - I can't be bothered to concentrate on a subtitled film, does my head in! When I watch films, I need to not think and be entertained, like an American. Working for them must be rubbing off on me ...

 

To give an example of what you don't like is to suggest you've seen it. In any case, I suggest you go and see the film. The audience I was with laughed and clapped their way through it (you have to see it to understand why a wealthy management headhunter comes to be covered in human excrement and driving a speeding tractor with a dead mastiff hanging from it). I forgot about the subtitles for most of what was a superb piece of visual storytelling. And it NOTHING like Girl With...

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