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  70 said:
So who do i have on board of directors' date=' say 3 others.[/quote']

 

Had this conversation the other day with Steve Grant, lets say there was a clean sweep across the board room. Who comes in?

Historically the board was made up of local businessmen, who weren't paid for their role. but actually i couldnt come up with much apart from Saltz and as he is has already been bandied around and is probably already tarnished (No fault of his own) as he is seen as in Crouchs camp. The best i could do was a councillor (Not even sure if they would be allowed) and Mick Channon (Understands the game, Understands Saints, successful and wouldnt be anybodies yes man)

Posted
  70 said:
So i win the jack pot of 85m euros' date=' how much is it going to cost me to buy SLH.[/quote']

 

I'm sure Rupert would sell you his shares for 65p each

Posted

You would only need to buy Wilde's shares. Leon would then link up with you (assuming your name wasn't Rupert) and the circus would start again.

 

Personally if I could buy it I'd set it up as a single ownership, de-list and punt it on to a caring billionaire.

Posted (edited)

OK, Let's play Fantasy Boardroom.

 

I would have,

Me,

70's Mike

Mike Channon

Alystair White from Red Funnel, (Cause he brought them into 21st Century, and he's scottish so is good with Money?????)

Adrian Dyball, (after his pay off from Balfours he has a few quid)

John Denham MP,(A ****ing Labour Politician with Scrouples)

One of my Associate Directors a Mr Handford, (loks like Alan Suger, Sounds Like Alan Suger, but isn't a ****)

My Mate Herbie

My Auntie Pat

And Saint Landrew, ( I owe him, and he probably doesn't even know it)

Edited by Secret Site Agent
Posted

If I won the whole lot I would pledge £10m to Saints to be spent on only and specifically players on condition that

 

I get to parade round the pitch with a scarf over my head and giving it a load of large.

 

Matt Le Tissier is appointed Life President

 

I get to put my foot through that picture of a train live on South Today.

Posted
  Secret Site Agent said:
OK, Let's play Fantasy Boardroom.

 

I would have,

Me,

70's Mike

Mike Channon

Alystair White from Red Funnel, (Cause he brought them into 21st Century, and he's scottish so is good with Money?????)

Adrian Dyball, (after his pay off from Balfours he has a few quid)

John Denham MP,(A ****ing Labour Politician with Scrouples)

One of my Associate Directors a Mr Handford, (loks like Alan Suger, Sounds Like Alan Suger, but isn't a ****)

My Mate Herbie

My Auntie Pat

And Saint Landrew, ( I owe him, and he probably doesn't even know it)

I can see a little flaw in your master plan, sorry ssa, but that should read 'Me' IMHO.

Posted

In this day and age, you need a lot more money to achieve real and sustained progress. Still, you could get the present incumbents out...

Posted
  Deppo said:
In this day and age, you need a lot more money to achieve real and sustained progress. Still, you could get the present incumbents out...

 

 

kill joy

trying to bring a little light heart fun to a topic that has been done to death and someone brings it back to reality

Posted
  CB Fry said:

 

I get to put my foot through that picture of a train live on South Today.

 

funniest line I have read in a while on here. Would be funny to see someone going 'mental' on that picture.

Posted
  Deppo said:
In this day and age, you need a lot more money to achieve real and sustained progress. Still, you could get the present incumbents out...

 

£10 Million to buy ALL the shares, £10 Million to pay off the overdraft and some of the stadium loan and £10 Million into the playing budget would make an absolute massive difference to this club.

Posted
  hamster said:
I can see a little flaw in your master plan, sorry ssa, but that should read 'Me' IMHO.

OK, then I would have,

Hampster as chairman

and Myself

70's Mike

Mike Channon

Alystair White from Red Funnel, (Cause he brought them into 21st Century, and he's scottish so is good with Money?????)

Adrian Dyball, (after his pay off from Balfours he has a few quid)

John Denham MP,(A ****ing Labour Politician with Scrouples)

One of my Associate Directors a Mr Handford, (loks like Alan Suger, Sounds Like Alan Suger, but isn't a ****)

My Mate Herbie

My Auntie Pat

And Saint Landrew

Posted

like **** would i buy lowes shares, just make sure you own 75% of the shares so that **** as no say anymore in the club.

Posted
  legends wear 7 said:
like **** would i buy lowes shares, just make sure you own 75% of the shares so that **** as no say anymore in the club.

 

ACTUALLY that thought had crossed my mind but it is illegal as you have to offer to buy all shares once you get over 30% , at the same price

Posted

Well that's got me wasting money on the Lottery again...

 

5 million to buy the shares, 50 Million to pay off the debt, provide a fighting fund and install a decent chief exec.

 

I'll just have to struggle by on the remaining 30 million :)

Posted
  StInky said:
True. You don't get much for £9m these days. ;)

 

I suppose i could use it to pay a dividend to the shareholders

oh silly me that would be me

or employ a few advisors

Posted

when I win the "big one" the first thing I will do is charter an aircraft put lowe wilde askam and co on it and tell the pilot to take them on a one way trip to the middle of darkest Africa and dump them there

 

sorted!

Posted

So, (and I know this has been talked about before) if one of my 3 lines did win the Euro Millions tonight - how much would I need to sort the club out?

 

£26M Stadium Debt.

£6M OD

£30M on players for the next 3 years until we get to the Prem?

 

£62M should do it?

 

That leaves £23M for my family & friends! Sorted! Or have I left out any other costs?

 

By the way, I'd get rid of the board, de-list the associated companies and make the club privately owned- but contraversially potentially keep Wotte.

Posted
  krissyboy31 said:
£10 Million to buy ALL the shares, £10 Million to pay off the overdraft and some of the stadium loan and £10 Million into the playing budget would make an absolute massive difference to this club.

 

You miss the point I was making. And it would not make a massive difference.

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