hamster Posted 1 March, 2009 Share Posted 1 March, 2009 Morning folki, My Grandson came running into our lounge the other day, and said that there was a man at the door with a bill. My wife told him not to be silly, it was probably just a large duck witha hat on. And while I was sitting in the doctors waitning room the other day, a woman walked in with a juicy red strawberry balanced on her head. The girl on reception told her to take a seat and she would get the doctor to prescibe some cream for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 1 March, 2009 Author Share Posted 1 March, 2009 The other day my deaf/mute nephew swore at me using sign language, his Mother washed his hands out with soap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSaint76 Posted 1 March, 2009 Share Posted 1 March, 2009 Mr Tickle asked his girlfriend to marry him...But Tess worried about her new name... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSaint76 Posted 1 March, 2009 Share Posted 1 March, 2009 Apple computers announced today the development of a microchip that can be implanted into a woman's breast and play music. The I-TIT will cost 399 Pound and is regarded as a major breakthrough as women always moan that men just stare at their t~ts and don't listen to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Soze Posted 18 March, 2009 Share Posted 18 March, 2009 What do you call Jade Goody in a wedding dress? A shuttle****. What is the difference between Jack Tweedy and Andrew Straus? Jack will have the Ashes before Andrew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 19 March, 2009 Share Posted 19 March, 2009 Elizabeth Fritzl attended court this morning, having eaten a full English Breakfast. Pity nobody told her she still had Daddies sauce round her mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martel Posted 19 March, 2009 Share Posted 19 March, 2009 Mr Tickle asked his girlfriend to marry him...But Tess worried about her new name... The same thing happened to Mr. Royd, his girlfriend Emma, had the same problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martel Posted 19 March, 2009 Share Posted 19 March, 2009 The same thing happened to Mr. Royd, his girlfriend Emma, had the same problem. Then of course Hally berry was going to marry Mr. Tosis, but changed her mind at the last minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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