The all NEW! Sunday Joke thread

[hamster]

Morning folki,

 

My Grandson came running into our lounge the other day, and said that there was a man at the door with a bill.

 

My wife told him not to be silly, it was probably just a large duck witha hat on.

 

 

 

 

And while I was sitting in the doctors waitning room the other day, a woman walked in with a juicy red strawberry balanced on her head.

 

The girl on reception told her to take a seat and she would get the doctor to prescibe some cream for it.

[hamster]

The other day my deaf/mute nephew swore at me using sign language, his Mother washed his hands out with soap.

[SilverSaint76]

Mr Tickle asked his girlfriend to marry him...But Tess worried about her new name...

[SilverSaint76]

Apple computers announced today the development of a microchip that can be implanted into a woman's breast and play music. The I-TIT will cost 399 Pound and is regarded as a major breakthrough as women always moan that men just stare at their t~ts and don't listen to them.

[Kaiser Soze]

What do you call Jade Goody in a wedding dress? A shuttle****.

 

What is the difference between Jack Tweedy and Andrew Straus? Jack will have the Ashes before Andrew.

[Johnny Bognor]

Elizabeth Fritzl attended court this morning, having eaten a full English Breakfast. Pity nobody told her she still had Daddies sauce round her mouth.

[martel]

Mr Tickle asked his girlfriend to marry him...But Tess worried about her new name...

 

The same thing happened to Mr. Royd, his girlfriend Emma, had the same problem.

[martel]

The same thing happened to Mr. Royd, his girlfriend Emma, had the same problem.

 

Then of course Hally berry was going to marry Mr. Tosis, but changed her mind at the last minute.