StuRomseySaint Posted 27 February, 2009 Share Posted 27 February, 2009 Blokes/Birds that call their partners 'babes' People who use the word 'moosh' Foreign work colleagues that speak to their mate in Indian / Polish / Swahili etc in front of you. Students Boxes of Tissues on the parcel shelf of cars. Stupid yoof in 1.1 Renault Clios with stupidly large/loud exhausts. People on benefits booking holidays away, whilst people working have to make cutbacks this year. ............................ I shall add some more as and when. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludwig Posted 27 February, 2009 Share Posted 27 February, 2009 Foreign work colleagues that speak to their mate in Indian / Polish / Swahili etc in front of you. You speak English in front of them. If you want to know what they're saying, learn their language, like they've learned yours. Lazy ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benj540 Posted 27 February, 2009 Share Posted 27 February, 2009 At the moment I agree with everything you say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludwig Posted 27 February, 2009 Share Posted 27 February, 2009 Students . inferiority complex tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuRomseySaint Posted 27 February, 2009 Author Share Posted 27 February, 2009 You speak English in front of them. If you want to know what they're saying' date=' learn their language, like they've learned yours. Lazy ****.[/quote'] LMFAO Ladies and Gentlemen, please be aware that it is now British policy that is you have a Polish / Indian / Swahili person in the workplace, then it is employment law that you should learn their language. Of course if you are Polish / Indian / Swahili then it is not a requirement to learn the language of the country which you claimed asylum/are bumming off. You would make a great politician Buzzin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 27 February, 2009 Share Posted 27 February, 2009 Blokes/Birds that call their partners 'babes' People who use the word 'moosh' Foreign work colleagues that speak to their mate in Indian / Polish / Swahili etc in front of you. Students Boxes of Tissues on the parcel shelf of cars. Stupid yoof in 1.1 Renault Clios with stupidly large/loud exhausts. People on benefits booking holidays away, whilst people working have to make cutbacks this year. ............................ I shall add some more as and when. i do/have 3 of them. I agree about the language at work thing massively though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 27 February, 2009 Share Posted 27 February, 2009 i dislike it when i burn my tongue on a cuppa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludwig Posted 27 February, 2009 Share Posted 27 February, 2009 LMFAO Ladies and Gentlemen, please be aware that it is now British policy that is you have a Polish / Indian / Swahili person in the workplace, then it is employment law that you should learn their language. Of course if you are Polish / Indian / Swahili then it is not a requirement to learn the language of the country which you claimed asylum/are bumming off. You would make a great politician Buzzin. Do they talk to you in English? Do you have to listen to what they're talking to their mate about? Does this now mean that everytime I talk to a grandparent/someone who can't speak English too well, in front of an English person, I must speak in English regardless? Just because you don't understand what they're saying, doesn't mean they have to change, especially if the conversation has no relevance to you and you're just being f*cking nosey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 27 February, 2009 Share Posted 27 February, 2009 Fuct up trains South Africans Making false excuses Birthdays Noel Edmunds Death threats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 27 February, 2009 Share Posted 27 February, 2009 All the British people who move to Spain / France / Bulgaria etc. and don't bother to learn the language of the country to which they've moved but, rather, persist in talking to their friends in English Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 27 February, 2009 Share Posted 27 February, 2009 /\ Oh I forgot the main one... | | Females Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 27 February, 2009 Share Posted 27 February, 2009 Do they talk to you in English? Do you have to listen to what they're talking to their mate about? Does this now mean that everytime I talk to a grandparent/someone who can't speak English too well' date=' in front of an English person, I must speak in English regardless? Just because you don't understand what they're saying, doesn't mean they have to change, especially if the conversation has no relevance to you and you're just being [b']f*cking nosey[/b]. Or paranoid even? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 27 February, 2009 Share Posted 27 February, 2009 Or paranoid even? Was that aimed at me mate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Jonny Posted 27 February, 2009 Share Posted 27 February, 2009 At the moment my biggest pet peev is this numpty. Head of the most over rated band in history of the world. Id honestly rather listen to drowning babies than this lot. What a **** this man is. I dont think ive actually ever met a real U2 fan, where are all of them? What makes them "the biggest band on earth" as radio 1 has been saying for weeks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 27 February, 2009 Share Posted 27 February, 2009 Bonio has a wonky left eye, that is why he always wear pink sunglasses from Superdrug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norwaysaint Posted 27 February, 2009 Share Posted 27 February, 2009 Immigrants using their own language when taliking to each other? ****ing hell, if I started chatting to my British/Canadian/American mates in Norwegian they'd think I'd lost it, of course we speak our own language to each other, so would you, you tit. Great thread by the way. SRS is the new INS/St Stevo, spamming the board with lame threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Shearer Posted 27 February, 2009 Share Posted 27 February, 2009 Celebrities who 'help' charities out by saying that they'd waive their fee and act as if their doing something special. Rich ugly c**ts with fit birds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 27 February, 2009 Share Posted 27 February, 2009 People who use the word 'moosh' You can go off people stu. You need to look up the origins of this word that so offends you, before casting aspertions (sp). Otherwise i moight havwe to get the misssus to put a curse on ya;) it's actually quite a cushty word in my humble opinion, and ye should be honoured to ave it used in yer presence. BTW it's spelt "m.u.s.h" HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 27 February, 2009 Share Posted 27 February, 2009 People/Organisations who do good things and make a big deal out of it. Gold digging ******es. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyNorthernSaints Posted 27 February, 2009 Share Posted 27 February, 2009 all the british people who move to spain / france / bulgaria etc. And don't bother to learn the language of the country to which they've moved but, rather, persist in talking to their friends in english lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilsburydoughboy Posted 27 February, 2009 Share Posted 27 February, 2009 You can go off people stu. You need to look up the origins of this word that so offends you, before casting aspertions (sp). Otherwise i moight havwe to get the misssus to put a curse on ya;) it's actually quite a cushty word in my humble opinion, and ye should be honoured to ave it used in yer presence. BTW it's spelt "m.u.s.h" HTH Southampton heritage and proud of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 27 February, 2009 Share Posted 27 February, 2009 All the British people who move to Spain / France / Bulgaria etc. and don't bother to learn the language of the country to which they've moved but, rather, persist in talking to their friends in English That's why my parents moved to Malta. Problem avoided. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole Posted 27 February, 2009 Share Posted 27 February, 2009 All the British people who move to Spain / France / Bulgaria etc. and don't bother to learn the language of the country to which they've moved but, rather, persist in talking to their friends in English I am not fluent in foreign languages but i always make the effort to learn please and thankyou and yes and no and can count fluently up to threee in spanish and seven in French. I'm going to Egypt in December and because they were a British Colony i do not think it appropriate to learn the natives lingo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blanco Saint Posted 27 February, 2009 Share Posted 27 February, 2009 Was that aimed at me mate? lolage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilsburydoughboy Posted 27 February, 2009 Share Posted 27 February, 2009 I am not fluent in foreign languages but i always make the effort to learn please and thankyou and yes and no and can count fluently up to threee in spanish and seven in French. I'm going to Egypt in December and because they were a British Colony i do not think it appropriate to learn the natives lingo. You only need to learn "quick hit the deck" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuRomseySaint Posted 27 February, 2009 Author Share Posted 27 February, 2009 I am not fluent in foreign languages but i always make the effort to learn please and thankyou and yes and no and can count fluently up to threee in spanish and seven in French. I'm going to Egypt in December and because they were a British Colony i do not think it appropriate to learn the natives lingo. Egypt, I love the place. They will ask you where you are from, do not say Great Britain, do not say England, whatever it is they have to sell will be x10, say you are from Jersey, The Shetlands or, like I did, from the Vagina Island, you can even get away with saying you are from the United Kingdom, but anything else and you will be paying x10 LA SHOKRAN ( might not be spelt correctly, but thats how you say it ) is all you need to know over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuRomseySaint Posted 27 February, 2009 Author Share Posted 27 February, 2009 - People who buy a Fosters on their round, but when it is your turn, they buy a Stella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 27 February, 2009 Share Posted 27 February, 2009 - People who buy a Fosters on their round, but when it is your turn, they buy a Stella. OH GOD, I hate that so much. There was a c**t back home in Colden Common who made a habit of asking for a double vodka orange come other peoples rounds. Utter w**ker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole Posted 28 February, 2009 Share Posted 28 February, 2009 - People who buy a Fosters on their round, but when it is your turn, they buy a Stella. I did that at the King Alfred for the Donny game. The bar was heaving, but there was a table near the door with a fosters tap (and no queu) - is this acceptable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole Posted 28 February, 2009 Share Posted 28 February, 2009 Egypt, I love the place. They will ask you where you are from, do not say Great Britain, do not say England, whatever it is they have to sell will be x10, say you are from Jersey, The Shetlands or, like I did, from the Vagina Island, you can even get away with saying you are from the United Kingdom, but anything else and you will be paying x10 LA SHOKRAN ( might not be spelt correctly, but thats how you say it ) is all you need to know over there. I've been advised to say i'm German as they know the Germans never tip and never buy from street vendors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 28 February, 2009 Share Posted 28 February, 2009 Underneath all that face fuzz, does anybody think Bono is starting to look like Peter Sellers..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlehead Posted 28 February, 2009 Share Posted 28 February, 2009 - People who buy a Fosters on their round, but when it is your turn, they buy a Stella. Who gives a sh*t? You're talking about pennies. In all honesty, it probably says more about you because of the type people you hang around with, i.e. pikeys by the sound of it. Maybe students, who knows. Another vote for Bonio though. What a pretentious c*nt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzil Posted 28 February, 2009 Share Posted 28 February, 2009 Who gives a sh*t? You're talking about pennies. In all honesty, it probably says more about you because of the type people you hang around with, i.e. pikeys by the sound of it. Maybe students, who knows. Another vote for Bonio though. What a pretentious c*nt. It was me actually, I only did it because it was SRS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 28 February, 2009 Share Posted 28 February, 2009 People who have been with their girlfriend 5 minutes and call them my missus People who have been with their girlfriend 5 minutes and call her children my stepchildren Ashley Cole Drivers who get annoyed with another driver who has made a mistake, stay behind them for 5 minutes and when that person turns off into a side road beeps their horn and stares down the road at them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLYMPIC Posted 28 February, 2009 Share Posted 28 February, 2009 Drivers on mobile phones. Tins of travel sweets. Cushions on parcel shelves. Make Bono history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole Posted 28 February, 2009 Share Posted 28 February, 2009 Women drivers. Crap drivers on so many levels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 28 February, 2009 Share Posted 28 February, 2009 Strippers that never turn up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 28 February, 2009 Share Posted 28 February, 2009 Women drivers. Crap drivers on so many levels. People who stereotype people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 28 February, 2009 Share Posted 28 February, 2009 People with @Baby on Board@ stickers in their cars. What the -=-= do want me to do about it? Crash into someone else instead! I see them as a warning that the driver may at any point appear to be talking to an empty seat, may turn round to stick a bottle in said baby's gob, and generally drive worse than someone using their phone. If your kid is so badly behaved that you need to warn other road users, don't take it out in the first place. That is why they invented buses and pushchairs and legs, now you've opened your legs wide enough to conceive the little ****er, use them for their other purpose and walk to the ****ing shops. It's not rocket surgery jeez! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlehead Posted 28 February, 2009 Share Posted 28 February, 2009 People who stereotype people. All of them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole Posted 28 February, 2009 Share Posted 28 February, 2009 People who stereotype people. OK i'll be more specific. Women 4x4/People Carrier drivers. An utterly unsuitable combination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 28 February, 2009 Share Posted 28 February, 2009 All of them? Yep, they're all the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCholulaKid Posted 28 February, 2009 Share Posted 28 February, 2009 ...say you are from, like I did, the Vagina Island, So, as most of your posts suggest, you really are a **** then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 28 February, 2009 Share Posted 28 February, 2009 fat birds who think they have a chance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linvoy's Afro Posted 28 February, 2009 Share Posted 28 February, 2009 Just because you don't understand what they're saying' date=' doesn't mean they have to change, especially if the conversation has no relevance to you and you're just being f*cking nosey.[/quote'] I work with two British Asian girls who speak English all the time. Apart from a couple of conversations a day when they lower into a whisper, speak in Hindi and giggle to each other. I fail to see why people would be annoyed by that. It's not as if they're obviously talking about the people in the room or anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atticus Finch of Maycomb Posted 28 February, 2009 Share Posted 28 February, 2009 People who say that they will never, ever ever pay a fiver to post on this board, then pay a fiver to post on this board. People who, after paying the fiver, start stupid threads whilst fooling themselves into thinking that anyone cares what they find annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Martini Posted 28 February, 2009 Share Posted 28 February, 2009 I work with two British Asian girls who speak English all the time. Apart from a couple of conversations a day when they lower into a whisper, speak in Hindi and giggle to each other. I fail to see why people would be annoyed by that. It's not as if they're obviously talking about the people in the room or anything. But they change not because the know the other language better or because they are used to talking Hindi to each other. Big difference IMHO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 1 March, 2009 Share Posted 1 March, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 1 March, 2009 Share Posted 1 March, 2009 F*cking rail works. It took me over 4 hours, 4 trains, 2 coach rides and a taxi to get home for 01.55am this morning. Next time I will stand on the right platform when getting a train home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Jonny Posted 1 March, 2009 Share Posted 1 March, 2009 Probably the most ive laughed at south park when randy gives his answer. Fantastic lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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