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Blokes/Birds that call their partners 'babes'

 

People who use the word 'moosh'

 

Foreign work colleagues that speak to their mate in Indian / Polish / Swahili etc in front of you.

 

Students

 

Boxes of Tissues on the parcel shelf of cars.

 

Stupid yoof in 1.1 Renault Clios with stupidly large/loud exhausts.

 

People on benefits booking holidays away, whilst people working have to make cutbacks this year.

 

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I shall add some more as and when.

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You speak English in front of them. If you want to know what they're saying' date=' learn their language, like they've learned yours. Lazy ****.[/quote']

 

LMFAO

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, please be aware that it is now British policy that is you have a Polish / Indian / Swahili person in the workplace, then it is employment law that you should learn their language.

 

Of course if you are Polish / Indian / Swahili then it is not a requirement to learn the language of the country which you claimed asylum/are bumming off.

 

You would make a great politician Buzzin.

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Blokes/Birds that call their partners 'babes'

 

People who use the word 'moosh'

 

Foreign work colleagues that speak to their mate in Indian / Polish / Swahili etc in front of you.

 

Students

 

Boxes of Tissues on the parcel shelf of cars.

 

Stupid yoof in 1.1 Renault Clios with stupidly large/loud exhausts.

 

People on benefits booking holidays away, whilst people working have to make cutbacks this year.

 

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I shall add some more as and when.

 

i do/have 3 of them. I agree about the language at work thing massively though

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LMFAO

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, please be aware that it is now British policy that is you have a Polish / Indian / Swahili person in the workplace, then it is employment law that you should learn their language.

 

Of course if you are Polish / Indian / Swahili then it is not a requirement to learn the language of the country which you claimed asylum/are bumming off.

 

You would make a great politician Buzzin.

 

Do they talk to you in English? Do you have to listen to what they're talking to their mate about? Does this now mean that everytime I talk to a grandparent/someone who can't speak English too well, in front of an English person, I must speak in English regardless? Just because you don't understand what they're saying, doesn't mean they have to change, especially if the conversation has no relevance to you and you're just being f*cking nosey.

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Do they talk to you in English? Do you have to listen to what they're talking to their mate about? Does this now mean that everytime I talk to a grandparent/someone who can't speak English too well' date=' in front of an English person, I must speak in English regardless? Just because you don't understand what they're saying, doesn't mean they have to change, especially if the conversation has no relevance to you and you're just being [b']f*cking nosey[/b].

 

Or paranoid even?

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At the moment my biggest pet peev is this numpty. Head of the most over rated band in history of the world. Id honestly rather listen to drowning babies than this lot.

 

bono.jpg

 

What a **** this man is. I dont think ive actually ever met a real U2 fan, where are all of them? What makes them "the biggest band on earth" as radio 1 has been saying for weeks?

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Immigrants using their own language when taliking to each other?

 

****ing hell, if I started chatting to my British/Canadian/American mates in Norwegian they'd think I'd lost it, of course we speak our own language to each other, so would you, you tit.

 

Great thread by the way. SRS is the new INS/St Stevo, spamming the board with lame threads.

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People who use the word 'moosh'

 

 

You can go off people stu.

You need to look up the origins of this word that so offends you, before casting aspertions (sp). Otherwise i moight havwe to get the misssus to put a curse on ya;) it's actually quite a cushty word in my humble opinion, and ye should be honoured to ave it used in yer presence. BTW it's spelt "m.u.s.h"

HTH

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You can go off people stu.

You need to look up the origins of this word that so offends you, before casting aspertions (sp). Otherwise i moight havwe to get the misssus to put a curse on ya;) it's actually quite a cushty word in my humble opinion, and ye should be honoured to ave it used in yer presence. BTW it's spelt "m.u.s.h"

HTH

 

Southampton heritage and proud of it.

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All the British people who move to Spain / France / Bulgaria etc. and don't bother to learn the language of the country to which they've moved but, rather, persist in talking to their friends in English :rolleyes:

 

That's why my parents moved to Malta. Problem avoided.

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All the British people who move to Spain / France / Bulgaria etc. and don't bother to learn the language of the country to which they've moved but, rather, persist in talking to their friends in English :rolleyes:

 

I am not fluent in foreign languages but i always make the effort to learn please and thankyou and yes and no and can count fluently up to threee in spanish and seven in French. I'm going to Egypt in December and because they were a British Colony i do not think it appropriate to learn the natives lingo.

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I am not fluent in foreign languages but i always make the effort to learn please and thankyou and yes and no and can count fluently up to threee in spanish and seven in French. I'm going to Egypt in December and because they were a British Colony i do not think it appropriate to learn the natives lingo.

 

 

You only need to learn "quick hit the deck"

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I am not fluent in foreign languages but i always make the effort to learn please and thankyou and yes and no and can count fluently up to threee in spanish and seven in French. I'm going to Egypt in December and because they were a British Colony i do not think it appropriate to learn the natives lingo.

 

Egypt, I love the place.

 

They will ask you where you are from, do not say Great Britain, do not say England, whatever it is they have to sell will be x10, say you are from Jersey, The Shetlands or, like I did, from the Vagina Island, you can even get away with saying you are from the United Kingdom, but anything else and you will be paying x10

 

LA SHOKRAN ( might not be spelt correctly, but thats how you say it ) is all you need to know over there.

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- People who buy a Fosters on their round, but when it is your turn, they buy a Stella.

 

OH GOD, I hate that so much. There was a c**t back home in Colden Common who made a habit of asking for a double vodka orange come other peoples rounds. Utter w**ker.

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- People who buy a Fosters on their round, but when it is your turn, they buy a Stella.

 

I did that at the King Alfred for the Donny game. The bar was heaving, but there was a table near the door with a fosters tap (and no queu) - is this acceptable?

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Egypt, I love the place.

 

They will ask you where you are from, do not say Great Britain, do not say England, whatever it is they have to sell will be x10, say you are from Jersey, The Shetlands or, like I did, from the Vagina Island, you can even get away with saying you are from the United Kingdom, but anything else and you will be paying x10

 

LA SHOKRAN ( might not be spelt correctly, but thats how you say it ) is all you need to know over there.

 

I've been advised to say i'm German as they know the Germans never tip and never buy from street vendors.

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- People who buy a Fosters on their round, but when it is your turn, they buy a Stella.

 

Who gives a sh*t? You're talking about pennies. In all honesty, it probably says more about you because of the type people you hang around with, i.e. pikeys by the sound of it. Maybe students, who knows.

 

Another vote for Bonio though. What a pretentious c*nt.

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Who gives a sh*t? You're talking about pennies. In all honesty, it probably says more about you because of the type people you hang around with, i.e. pikeys by the sound of it. Maybe students, who knows.

 

Another vote for Bonio though. What a pretentious c*nt.

 

It was me actually, I only did it because it was SRS. :)

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People who have been with their girlfriend 5 minutes and call them my missus

People who have been with their girlfriend 5 minutes and call her children my stepchildren

Ashley Cole

Drivers who get annoyed with another driver who has made a mistake, stay behind them for 5 minutes and when that person turns off into a side road beeps their horn and stares down the road at them

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People with @Baby on Board@ stickers in their cars. What the -=-= do want me to do about it? Crash into someone else instead!

 

I see them as a warning that the driver may at any point appear to be talking to an empty seat, may turn round to stick a bottle in said baby's gob, and generally drive worse than someone using their phone.

 

If your kid is so badly behaved that you need to warn other road users, don't take it out in the first place. That is why they invented buses and pushchairs and legs, now you've opened your legs wide enough to conceive the little ****er, use them for their other purpose and walk to the ****ing shops. It's not rocket surgery jeez!

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Just because you don't understand what they're saying' date=' doesn't mean they have to change, especially if the conversation has no relevance to you and you're just being f*cking nosey.[/quote']

I work with two British Asian girls who speak English all the time. Apart from a couple of conversations a day when they lower into a whisper, speak in Hindi and giggle to each other.

 

I fail to see why people would be annoyed by that. It's not as if they're obviously talking about the people in the room or anything.

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I work with two British Asian girls who speak English all the time. Apart from a couple of conversations a day when they lower into a whisper, speak in Hindi and giggle to each other.

 

I fail to see why people would be annoyed by that. It's not as if they're obviously talking about the people in the room or anything.

 

But they change not because the know the other language better or because they are used to talking Hindi to each other. Big difference IMHO.

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F*cking rail works. It took me over 4 hours, 4 trains, 2 coach rides and a taxi to get home for 01.55am this morning.

Next time I will stand on the right platform when getting a train home.

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