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Tonight - Pub with work mates

Tomorrow - meeting up with 'missus' for a chat (which will be interesting), prob pub in the eve

Sunday - 'fester' in bed till mid-day, watching new Clint Eastwood film in the afternoon

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Feels like i crapped a firework....

 

Tonight- Texas Hold'em, prob about £80 in teh pot. Take the money.

Tomorrow- Work 9:30-5 then Townage.... Sadly Whitehouse

Sunday- Work 9:30-5 then watch 'Mum and Dad' which i have purchased on DVD. Hope to be horrified.

 

Then off Monday and Tues for my real weekend-

 

Monday- Day wiv teh Mooses, prob some Spa or maybe visit Dorset and have a wander...

Tues- Sleep and complete Unchartered:Drakes Fortune on teh PS3age

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Im off work next week so the next 9 days will consist of -

Alcohol, Laughing, Dancing, Hangover, Wimminz, Lay ins, Xbox, Internet, Buying stuff and football

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Tonight - Seeing Russel Brand in Bournemouth

Tomorrow - Was supposed to go to football, but a mate I haven't seen in a couple years coming down instead, what a *****! Going for meal at Coco Rio, then Hobbit for mate's birthday.

Sunday - Hang, then out for a meal with family for Mum's birthday!

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Tonight - Seeing Russel Brand in Bournemouth

Tomorrow - Was supposed to go to football, but a mate I haven't seen in a couple years coming down instead, what a *****! Going for meal at Coco Rio, then Hobbit for mate's birthday.

Sunday - Hang, then out for a meal with family for Mum's birthday!

 

Me too. Going for a few drinks first.

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Today wrecked - John Legend in concert last night with corporate hostility and all the champagne I could drink until they ran out then triple vodkas. Have no idea if the gig was any good or not as only memory of it is on my camera

Tomorrow watch rugby and stay off the online commentary as usual

Sunday is way too far away to think about right now...

 

But NEXT weekend - oh boy - that's gonna be a cracker - spare emergency liver donations welcome the Rugby 7's World Cup hic

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You have seriously got to be a ghey

 

because i like to relax?

 

pass me the vaseline......

 

You have got to be a moron if you think that enjoying things such as this makes you gay.

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Is anyone planning on watching the Carling Cup Final? No football fans here? No me neither...

 

I have to watch Rugby tonight, then two games tomorrow while listening out for the Saints game, then on Sunday I have to appear interested in the chicks team on tv (Birmingham) and fit the Carling Cup in too.

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Friday - Sunday = Working lates.

 

The monotony only broken by a Saints game and driving my new car around with teh missus in a show-off-despite-my-new-car-not-being-cool kinda way. Oh and shopping for food. Which rools becuz I doesn't pay for it. :-)

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Week fred for me, on annual leave:

 

Tonight: Serious chillaxing after poopy day at work, consisting of chinese, cider, tellehbox and a nice bath.

Saturday: Work 09:00-17:30. Meh. Luckily, it's my last for 8 days. Off to The Joiners in the evening.

Sunday: Nowt.

Monday: Nowt.

Tuesday: Haircut, drive to Ipswich, get drunk, watch football.

Wednesday: Back from Ipswich, get nails done.

Thursday: Go shorty, it's mah birfday. Off to London.

Friday: Nothing in particular, Talking Heads in the evening for a big ol' ****-up.

Saturday: Drive to Birmingham, get drunk, watch football.

Sunday: Drive home, prepare for the worst for return to work on Monday.

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If you enjoy a spa then yes, You are a ghey, No normal man I know likes a spa.

 

i am normal (ask your brother) and i like a spa, the one at Centre Parcs and the one in Bath (thermae or summit) are both decent

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