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[offix]

[.comsaint]

"Is that a banana in your pocket Michael - or are you just pleased to see me?"...

[Mr X]

Ruperts cheeks lit up and his famous smug grin was once more bestowed upon the crowd as he thought about the prospect of imminent relegation. everything was going to plan.

[miserableoldgit]

Colin and Justin were pleased that their latest project "Turn SFC into a Laughing Stock" was nearing completion.

[saintbletch]

 

He knew from the look on Rupert's face that he would pay for it at some point in the future, but right now Michael was enjoying the best p1ss he had ever had.

[Evil Monkey]

While escaping the clutches of angry supporters on Mike Wilde's bobsled, Rupert cant help but look back with an arrogant smirk etched across his chevy chase.

[Secret Site Agent]

 

I can't believe i am still getting away with it after all these years!!!!!

[Secret Site Agent]

 

I've got the blusher on my cheeks, now just apply the wig and red nose and I'll fit in even better to this circus.

[Secret Site Agent]

 

Hey, mike. Fancy a reach around

[eelpie]

How long do I have to keep this up Rupert? Can't I go now?

[Secret Site Agent]

 

Mike Wilde: That's it. No one has noticed my Rupert Lowe Puppet.

RL: Gottle of geer.Gottle of gear. Where going into hadmin. Mary, your a shlutt. Fluck the hecho. Juhimmy Case, your baharred

[hasper57saint]

What did I tell you Woops. "It only hurts the first time" Now take that supercillious grin off your face.

[The Majestic Channon]

two ****s sitting down.

[paulwantsapint]

RL-Smile Wilde told you would get us on prime time TV

MW- Who is it Nick Ross & Crimewatch or Matt Albright & Rouge Traders?

[Mole]

MW: You like that don't you, now let's try two fingers.

[Channon's Sideburns]

 

Michael : Am I in Yet Rupey?

 

Rupey: Oooh ducking hell...

[saintwarwick]

 

Yes Stanley you can sit next to me every home game.

[WealdSaint]

 

 

Your saying someone will REALLY pay 65p a share!

Edited 25 February, 2009 by WealdSaint

[saint lard]

 

 

 

 

Lowe,"how you doin".

(In a Joey from friends kinda way)

[hamster]

 

That wasn't my wedding ring Rupey, that was my ****ing Rolex.

Edited 25 February, 2009 by hamster

[ottery st mary]

 

Now Rupert don't antagonise Leon, you know he is going to knock our heads together one day SOON and take our little toy away from us.

[saint_bert]

 

Rupert cracks a smile after hearing of all the flowers he will be getting for Saturdays proposed demonstration

[hackedoff]

How does it feel Rupert,me shafting you the same time as your shaft these 14,000 mugs in here ?

[Mole]

[ottery st mary]

 

Look Mikey that is my Kim over there showing the lads some ball skills.

Even those clever posters on that forum haven't sussed who he is yet.:cool:

Edited 25 February, 2009 by ottery st mary
Get the name right.

[saintwarwick]

 

So that's what you look like Stanley.

[hughieslastminutegoal]

 

Rupert is told yet again that the Hornets are not Wasps reserve side, and that the only conversion there's been around here is Wilde's recent turnaround.

[arfurdent]

 

these corporate blow jobs will get the prawn sandwich brigade cumming backin droves

[PaulSaint]

 

Keep pulling that finger Mary, once I've farted you b*tch you can crawl back to Lawrie & Leon!

[jonah]

"Listen Rupert, if I put back the seat I had taken out, will you stop sitting on my lap?"

[offix]

Wilde; " I am trying to get my smug-face-smile as good as yours Master. How am I doing?"