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Bear Grylls - Stop It!


JohnnyFartPants
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It's okay going doing a show about survival but this clown goes too far. You have a TV crew with you and plenty of food and water. There is a plane nearby and you could be in McDonalds somewhere within a few hours. There is no need to open an antelopes stomach up and squeeze it's poo above your head to get water out. Just tell us, we will "get it"!

 

I know he is a tough man and he might have had/ will have to do these things at some point in time but don't do it just for the camera, you dinlo plank!

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Have to admit i prefer watching Ray Mears survival as he looks like a bloke who is always well fed.

Now you would not catch him eating day old zebra,to start with he would wittle a spear of some kind out of an old branch then catch a fresh zebra and turn it into a stew with elderberry dumplings.

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