hamster Posted 24 February, 2009 Posted 24 February, 2009 As the saints Tryst are touting the idea of one of them being on the board again, I thought we (the paid up members) could propose our own representative? We each get an opportunity to propose a candidate, those that get seconded go forward for a 'one member one vote' democratic election (poll) on a (new) seperate thread. A sticky thread could be opened for those nominated to post their manifesto, obviously onky accesible by the candidates. What do people think?
Torres Posted 24 February, 2009 Posted 24 February, 2009 I go with Alpine. Surely anything over 15 minutes in the same room as him would see Lowe, Wilde and Crouch giving their shares away just to escape him.
hamster Posted 24 February, 2009 Author Posted 24 February, 2009 I am hoping that by the weeknd their will have been some serious suggestions. maybe i should put my money on another home win instead? ;-)
Micky Posted 24 February, 2009 Posted 24 February, 2009 I go with Alpine. Surely anything over 15 minutes in the same room as him would see Lowe, Wilde and Crouch giving their shares away just to escape him. That long - I had it down as a 2 minute meeting and a 'thanks and f*ck off' - job done...!
Window Cleaner Posted 24 February, 2009 Posted 24 February, 2009 Find a gorblimey old meths swillingtramp from somewhere down by back of the walls and impose him on Rupert,unwashed and dishevelled at every board meeting and in the director's box ever other Saturday from August to May. That would really get up Rupert's nose in more ways than one.
Channon's Sideburns Posted 24 February, 2009 Posted 24 February, 2009 Find a gorblimey old meths swillingtramp from somewhere down by back of the walls and impose him on Rupert,unwashed and dishevelled at every board meeting and in the director's box ever other Saturday from August to May. That would really get up Rupert's nose in more ways than one. I thought that manager had moved onto pastures new....hey ho...
hamster Posted 24 February, 2009 Author Posted 24 February, 2009 I want to be the first to give dubai flip (my pancake day joke) a namecheck.
bungle Posted 24 February, 2009 Posted 24 February, 2009 I go with Alpine. Surely anything over 15 minutes in the same room as him would see Lowe, Wilde and Crouch giving their shares away just to escape him. Also, if alpine has to attend lots of meetings he won't be able to post on here.
Colinjb Posted 24 February, 2009 Posted 24 February, 2009 I propose myself. Purely because it needs someone as arrogant and single minded as Lowe in order to make any difference to things and get our points across.
hamster Posted 24 February, 2009 Author Posted 24 February, 2009 Find a gorblimey old meths swilling tramp from somewhere down by back of the walls and impose him on Rupert... We tried that WC, and to his credit he did get us to the play-offs.
Window Cleaner Posted 24 February, 2009 Posted 24 February, 2009 I propose myself. Purely because it needs someone as arrogant and single minded as Lowe in order to make any difference to things and get our points across. We'll put that down as another vote for Alpine then.
hamster Posted 24 February, 2009 Author Posted 24 February, 2009 Also, if alpine has to attend lots of meetings he won't be able to post on here. On that basis I second Alpine.
Channon's Sideburns Posted 24 February, 2009 Posted 24 February, 2009 Can I front the 'Liberate SFC of Cretinous Directors and their Supporters' Party please?
Deppo Posted 24 February, 2009 Posted 24 February, 2009 I am hoping that by the weeknd their will have been some serious suggestions. maybe i should put my money on another home win instead? ;-) I was being serious.
Channon's Sideburns Posted 24 February, 2009 Posted 24 February, 2009 We tried that WC, and to his credit he did get us to the play-offs. I'm glad someone else was a bit more precise in their allegations than me...
Colinjb Posted 24 February, 2009 Posted 24 February, 2009 Can I front the 'Liberate SFC of Cretinous Directors and their Supporters' Party please? Idiot, The Supporter's Party for removal of SFC's Cretinous Directors is the way forward.
Scudamore Posted 24 February, 2009 Posted 24 February, 2009 Alpine at board meetings trying to get his point across...
Channon's Sideburns Posted 24 February, 2009 Posted 24 February, 2009 How about Lifelong Saint? If nothing else, I bet our expenditure on the copiers would decrease... No...Hang on...RESULT!!!!! SAINTMARC...
Torres Posted 24 February, 2009 Posted 24 February, 2009 Minty anyone? Yes please, my lunch is repeating on me.
dubai_phil Posted 24 February, 2009 Posted 24 February, 2009 I want to be the first to give dubai flip (my pancake day joke) a namecheck. My word, pancakes - haven't had one of them on the proper Tuesday for 15 years now... Yikes
JohnnyFartPants Posted 24 February, 2009 Posted 24 February, 2009 As the saints Tryst are touting the idea of one of them being on the board again, I thought we (the paid up members) could propose our own representative? We each get an opportunity to propose a candidate, those that get seconded go forward for a 'one member one vote' democratic election (poll) on a (new) seperate thread. A sticky thread could be opened for those nominated to post their manifesto, obviously onky accesible by the candidates. What do people think? I think it is completely pointless.
Scudamore Posted 24 February, 2009 Posted 24 February, 2009 I think it is completely pointless. I nominate JFP...
hamster Posted 24 February, 2009 Author Posted 24 February, 2009 My word, pancakes - haven't had one of them on the proper Tuesday for 15 years now... Yikes Not really understanding the religious laws Phil. Are you allowed to eat pancakes out there, or do you have to pass them off as crepes? Actually, are you alowed to have Tuesdays?
JohnnyFartPants Posted 24 February, 2009 Posted 24 February, 2009 I nominate JFP... I think having a fan on the board is a great idea.
Window Cleaner Posted 24 February, 2009 Posted 24 February, 2009 Not really understanding the religious laws Phil. Are you allowed to eat pancakes out there, or do you have to pass them off as crepes? A pancake is much thicker than a crêpe. We had "bugnes" in the staff restaurant at lunch time. 6 per portion but the 2 women at my table only ate 3 of theirs each so I had 11 and the other one fell onto the floor before I could eat it.
hamster Posted 24 February, 2009 Author Posted 24 February, 2009 Imagine it! Someone on here who is genuinely ITK! I would burst with excitement following board meetings, just like the old days when I used to wait for The Pink to come out.
Window Cleaner Posted 24 February, 2009 Posted 24 February, 2009 Imagine it! Someone on here who is genuinely ITK! . Which is why it will never happen.
trousers Posted 24 February, 2009 Posted 24 February, 2009 A pancake is much thicker than a crêpe. I see you've put an accent on the first 'e'. That's much batter.
Torres Posted 24 February, 2009 Posted 24 February, 2009 AS: Rupert, if we reduce ticket prices by 75% we could sell at least 45,000 for every home game! That's the way to get bums on seats! RL: Yes, my Austrian friend, but St Mary's only holds 32,000. AS: If you were Masters educated like me Rupert, you'd see how it would work! [reaches for glasses]
mack rill Posted 24 February, 2009 Posted 24 February, 2009 Scooby................What do you mean hes already on it!
hamster Posted 24 February, 2009 Author Posted 24 February, 2009 (edited) Which is why it will never happen. But surely it would be 'Chatham House Rule' applies? Edited 24 February, 2009 by hamster correction
Window Cleaner Posted 24 February, 2009 Posted 24 February, 2009 I see you've put an accent on the first 'e'. That's much batter. Well that's because it comes from the old word "crespe" When there is a circumflex accent it's because the word is shortened by an s from the old french..Canadian french is the old french,some might tell you it like a time capsule from 17th century whore french.
diggers Posted 24 February, 2009 Posted 24 February, 2009 mag7, a saintsweb election is as close as he's ever going to get! :-$
Window Cleaner Posted 24 February, 2009 Posted 24 February, 2009 But surely it would be 'Chatham Rule' applies? Chatham rule, is that something to do with who's turn it is in the barrel??
hamster Posted 24 February, 2009 Author Posted 24 February, 2009 Chatham rule, is that something to do with who's turn it is in the barrel?? Your wish wc, matey ;-)
bridge too far Posted 24 February, 2009 Posted 24 February, 2009 Well that's because it comes from the old word "crespe" When there is a circumflex accent it's because the word is shortened by an s from the old french..Canadian french is the old french,some might tell you it like a time capsule from 17th century whore french. How does one do accents on here?
hamster Posted 24 February, 2009 Author Posted 24 February, 2009 How does one do accents on here? Loike this moy luvver.
hamster Posted 24 February, 2009 Author Posted 24 February, 2009 How does one do accents on here? Does yee nay git it mon? I shtop now fsure.
bridge too far Posted 24 February, 2009 Posted 24 February, 2009 Loike this moy luvver. I knew it - I just knew it
hamster Posted 24 February, 2009 Author Posted 24 February, 2009 Avtually Bridgey, you are pretty level headed and articulate and good with words and stuff. Would you fancy it?
Window Cleaner Posted 24 February, 2009 Posted 24 February, 2009 How does one do accents on here? Well they're on my keyboard. It is considered extreme grave and uncultured not to put all the silly accents in the right places here.With an accent,without an accent it changes the whole meaning of the word and the tense of some verbs. On the other hand for writing shït it comes in handy.
the saint in winchester Posted 24 February, 2009 Posted 24 February, 2009 Oh dear, I haven't laughed so much in ages as with this accents stuff. :-) Now then, back to the original point - SWF on the board of SFC ..... Shaun Wright-Fillips?????? (Did you see what I did there?) :-)
bridge too far Posted 24 February, 2009 Posted 24 February, 2009 Avtually Bridgey, you are pretty level headed and articulate and good with words and stuff. Would you fancy it? Fancy what? And BTW you omitted a comma. It should read 'pretty, level headed .....'
hamster Posted 24 February, 2009 Author Posted 24 February, 2009 Fancy what? And BTW you omitted a comma. It should read 'pretty, level headed .....' very clever, see I told you. You were obviously thinking rude thoughts b. And, have just changed pancake day into panhandle day for me. You've just won my vote.
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