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Here is some of the things that I have done between 7am and 12, maybe it will give you some ideas....

 

1) Take the dog for a walk in the forest or the beach, if you don't have a dog, borrow one.

 

2) Play a round of Golf

 

3) Decorate the house

 

4) If it is a matchday, Wetherspoons opens at 9, get yourself in there for a Brekkie and Stella

 

5) If it is a Saturday, make sure you are bathed and ready, then settle down with a couple of newspapers and Soccer AM.

 

 

 

There is a couple of examples to get you going, if you need any more ideas then don't hesitate to contact me.

 

Ah, golf. F*cking awesome on a sunday morning.

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Seriously!

I am not interested in the price. just interested in the quality as it's cheap.

 

I've never had any complaints about the quality of the beer...

 

Used to enjoy a bottle of Kozel or two in there...used to be £1.39 for a 500ml bottle...

 

Gave me cracking wind as well...

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.... should be put down.

 

How can anyone sleep in until lunch etc, or even worse, wake up and lie in bed watching TV?

 

Is f*cking disgusting if you ask me.

 

What time do you get up on your mornings off? Do you agree with me that students are c*nts, as well as people who fester in bed all day.

 

I get up between 7am and 8am on my days off. For all of you that lay in until lunch time, it works out that during my lifetime, by getting up at 7 instead of 12 on the weekends, I will spend 4 years and 9 months more than you alive, awake, enjoying my superior life.

 

Well slipped in!! Like it.

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Here is some of the things that I have done between 7am and 12, maybe it will give you some ideas....

 

1) Take the dog for a walk in the forest or the beach, if you don't have a dog, borrow one.

 

2) Play a round of Golf

 

3) Decorate the house

 

4) If it is a matchday, Wetherspoons opens at 9, get yourself in there for a Brekkie and Stella

 

5) If it is a Saturday, make sure you are bathed and ready, then settle down with a couple of newspapers and Soccer AM.

 

 

 

There is a couple of examples to get you going, if you need any more ideas then don't hesitate to contact me.

 

The Star and The Sport no doubt. BTW, golf is ****.

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Here is some of the things that I have done between 7am and 12, maybe it will give you some ideas....

 

1) Take the dog for a walk in the forest or the beach, if you don't have a dog, borrow one.

 

2) Play a round of Golf

 

3) Decorate the house

 

4) If it is a matchday, Wetherspoons opens at 9, get yourself in there for a Brekkie and Stella

 

5) If it is a Saturday, make sure you are bathed and ready, then settle down with a couple of newspapers and Soccer AM.

 

Can do all of them when getting up at 11.

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8:40am and I have...

 

- Walked the dog a couple of miles.

- Done the school run.

- Made my breakfast.

- Been to the shop.

- Had a shower.

 

And I am now showered and ready for work, which isn't until 12:30

 

Go me.

 

You didn't clean your teeth you *****r.

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8:40am and I have...

 

- Walked the dog a couple of miles.

- Done the school run.

- Made my breakfast.

- Been to the shop.

- Had a shower.

 

And I am now showered and ready for work, which isn't until 12:30

 

Go me.

 

I realise that by getting up early you get a lot done.

 

My friday for example:

 

- up at 6.50am

- breakfast, bus to winchester

- 4 hours of lesson/work/socialising

- have lunch and get the bus home

- home by 1pm.

 

This means I feel it is my duty to sleep in as much as possible on weekends, and barely be awake by the time i would have finished my friday at college.

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I am a tax dodging student, that doesnt do a proper course. I do 7 hours a week lolz. Generally out every night other than a tuesday as its **** and have to be up for 0830hrs lectures on wednesday. On a night out i will get insanely drunk till about 0400hrs. pick up a bit of fanny, and pound it till about 0600hrs. Then will sleep till about 1500/1600hrs. I am super cool. I am not about to start predrinking for another night getting smashed, i feel sorry for people that have to get up early for work.

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I can't sleep in very often. As soon as I wake up I tend to get up. I struggle to go back to sleep again and I am not one for lying in bed doing nothing. I can do nothing anywhere else, but just prefer to get out of bed and do it!!

 

What I am shocked about is Stu doing school runs. I always assumed he was single and there would be debates about him having sex with varying sized women, now he seems to have done the kids and school thing in a blink of an eye.

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I can't sleep in very often. As soon as I wake up I tend to get up. I struggle to go back to sleep again and I am not one for lying in bed doing nothing. I can do nothing anywhere else, but just prefer to get out of bed and do it!!

 

What I am shocked about is Stu doing school runs. I always assumed he was single and there would be debates about him having sex with varying sized women, now he seems to have done the kids and school thing in a blink of an eye.

 

To be fair, my kids are 9 and 10... obviously not with the mum anymore though.

 

And another thing, where have you been Farty? It has been at least 2 years since my fatty ****ging days... I have been living with my current missus for the last 18 months! Where have you been?!

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To be fair, my kids are 9 and 10... obviously not with the mum anymore though.

 

And another thing, where have you been Farty? It has been at least 2 years since my fatty ****ging days... I have been living with my current missus for the last 18 months! Where have you been?!

 

I assumed you were a step dad. I never knew you had tested the lead in your pencil, so to speak.

 

I have been here. I know you have been floating around but when only making 3 posts a day until recently I never really saw much of you. Good to see you around again though.

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You should get up and embrace the day.

 

As I said, by me simply getting around 4 hours less sleep on the weekends to you, I will actually spend almost 5 years of my life more than you, awake. enjoying life.

 

I don't understand people who can 'wake up' and then just lie and fester in their bed, or go back to sleep, it's disgusting.

 

Puts it into perspective eh?

 

Have you ever posted a comment that doesn't contain the words 'I' and/or 'Me'?

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I was hanging on Sunday, way too much to drink.

 

How did I cope with it? I went to the gym, thrashed the hell out of my body, followed by 30 minutes in the steam room to get rid of the last of the alcohol from my system.

 

That was at 8am. By 9:30 I was fresh and ready to take on the day.

 

Sorry mate but your mental anger at peoples sleeping habits and your inexplicable hatred of students makes you seem like a class A *****. I bet you've only got one friend, and you bossed him into that position. "BE MY FRIEND! GET UP BEFORE 7AM!! AND NO LEARNING AND BETTERING YOURSELF!!"

 

Feel a tad sorry for your sprogs if im honest... :S

 

******.

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Sorry mate but your mental anger at peoples sleeping habits and your inexplicable hatred of students makes you seem like a class A *****. I bet you've only got one friend, and you bossed him into that position. "BE MY FRIEND! GET UP BEFORE 7AM!! AND NO LEARNING AND BETTERING YOURSELF!!"

 

Feel a tad sorry for your sprogs if im honest... :S

 

******.

 

Oooooh, check out the mighty student getting all bitter.

 

Students are c*nts, learning Travel and Tourism does not 'better yourself' mongboy.

 

People who lay in are wasters, students tend to lay in, which confirms them as wasters, as if we didn't know that already.

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Oooooh, check out the mighty student getting all bitter.

 

Students are c*nts, learning Travel and Tourism does not 'better yourself' mongboy.

 

People who lay in are wasters, students tend to lay in, which confirms them as wasters, as if we didn't know that already.

 

Tourism is by far the biggest industry in the world. I'm sure that degree is useful to some people.

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Oooooh, check out the mighty student getting all bitter.

 

Students are c*nts, learning Travel and Tourism does not 'better yourself' mongboy.

 

People who lay in are wasters, students tend to lay in, which confirms them as wasters, as if we didn't know that already.

 

OMG you are one of the few posters who infuriate me. Whjy the negativity against Students? What exactly is it you dislike about them (without any sweeping generalisations). So in your mind every student studies travel and tourism and stays in bed all day, oh right ok, I was a student for four years, and yes I did spend the odd morning in bed but by no means did I spend this whole time 'monging out', I worked hard, studies hard and now have a job which I could never get had I not gone to uni.

 

Be interested to know what u would do if ur kids (if they have the misfortune of u as a farther) wanted to go to uni.

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OMG you are one of the few posters who infuriate me. Whjy the negativity against Students? What exactly is it you dislike about them (without any sweeping generalisations). So in your mind every student studies travel and tourism and stays in bed all day, oh right ok, I was a student for four years, and yes I did spend the odd morning in bed but by no means did I spend this whole time 'monging out', I worked hard, studies hard and now have a job which I could never get had I not gone to uni.

 

Be interested to know what u would do if ur kids (if they have the misfortune of u as a farther) wanted to go to uni.

 

Because on the whole, students are complete c*nts and I begrudge paying my taxes to fund their 3 year p!ss-ups.

 

Now, there are University courses that are needed, ones which you have to do to get where you want, I have no problem with them, I have a problem with the 70% or so courses which are completely pointless and people do just for a doss.

 

My missus is a nurse, she went to Uni ( not funded though, she still had to work and bring her daughter up ) , she had to go to Uni to be a nurse, so that would be an example of a Uni course which is warranted.

 

Tony Blair f*cked up big time with his 'education for all'

 

Oh, and let's not forget that another reason to hate students is their mongish behaviour round town on a Friday/Saturday night.

 

Lastly, another example is replies like you, getting a chip on your shoulder because you somehow think you are better than people, simply because you went to Uni!

 

Does that answer all your questions mongboy?

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Because on the whole, students are complete c*nts and I begrudge paying my taxes to fund their 3 year p!ss-ups.

 

Now, there are University courses that are needed, ones which you have to do to get where you want, I have no problem with them, I have a problem with the 70% or so courses which are completely pointless and people do just for a doss.

 

My missus is a nurse, she went to Uni ( not funded though, she still had to work and bring her daughter up ) , she had to go to Uni to be a nurse, so that would be an example of a Uni course which is warranted.

 

Tony Blair f*cked up big time with his 'education for all'

 

Oh, and let's not forget that another reason to hate students is their mongish behaviour round town on a Friday/Saturday night.

 

Lastly, another example is replies like you, getting a chip on your shoulder because you somehow think you are better than people, simply because you went to Uni!

 

Does that answer all your questions mongboy?

 

Christ 'mongboy' well thats adult, and where did I ever imply that I was better than anyone else just cause Ive been to uni?

 

And for the record (and this is my opionion only) but I find the most people who cause trouble in town on Fridays and Saturdays are not students but the chavs and scum who simply go out to drink beer and fight.

 

And just for curiousity reasons whats your grounds for calling me a mong boy? You dont know what I did at uni, what my curcumstances are?

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EASY

 

This http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7911289.stm

This http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkeMreQDNKg

This

 

And the way they suddenly walk round a city they've never been to in their life and think they own the place singing stupid songs etc. Also hate it when I want to go for a beer in my local city where I live but i'm refused entry because i'm not a student. I f**king live here!

 

Spot on.

 

I forgot about that pillow fight... disrupting shoppers by acting like 3 year-olds.

 

It is things like that which are probably my main reason for hating them, for some reason students seem to think when they rock up at their Uni, that they have suddenly been given freedom of the City, and it's 'their' town.

 

They act like mongs and generally walk round with huge chips on their shoulders, I have lost count how many students I have had to put in their place when out on the lash with mates.

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Christ 'mongboy' well thats adult, and where did I ever imply that I was better than anyone else just cause Ive been to uni?

 

And for the record (and this is my opionion only) but I find the most people who cause trouble in town on Fridays and Saturdays are not students but the chavs and scum who simply go out to drink beer and fight.

 

And just for curiousity reasons whats your grounds for calling me a mong boy? You dont know what I did at uni, what my curcumstances are?

 

Shut it mongboy, your last line there shows the chip on your shoulder, getting narky because you went to Uni, therefore think you can't possibly be a mongboy, well you are.

 

Most people that cause trouble are student c*nts who wind up Southampton residents by acting like complete c*cks.

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EASY

 

This http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7911289.stm

This http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkeMreQDNKg

This

 

And the way they suddenly walk round a city they've never been to in their life and think they own the place singing stupid songs etc. Also hate it when I want to go for a beer in my local city where I live but i'm refused entry because i'm not a student. I f**king live here!

 

Like football fans then?

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EASY

 

This http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7911289.stm

This http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkeMreQDNKg

This

 

And the way they suddenly walk round a city they've never been to in their life and think they own the place singing stupid songs etc. Also hate it when I want to go for a beer in my local city where I live but i'm refused entry because i'm not a student. I f**king live here!

 

Why is it that towards the end of the first video clip there is a lad who is obviously putting his tongue between his two fingers yet it is fuzzed out? Okay, so it is supposed to represent a sex act but it doesn't suddenly become a womans lady garden does it?

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Yes, like football fans, but football fans don't 'live' in the said town, football is a tribal sport and can't compare it to the 30,000ish students that are staying in Southampton whilst they study, and act like complete c*nts, not respecting the City they are living in.

 

Like Pongos and Airmen then?

 

Also, we have exported the same amount of students to other cities and towns.

 

Also, is there any evidence to suggest that people of a certain student age that are not students are any less likely to be acting as idiotic as the imported morons?

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Like Pongos and Airmen then?

 

Also, we have exported the same amount of students to other cities and towns.

 

Also, is there any evidence to suggest that people of a certain student age that are not students are any less likely to be acting as idiotic as the imported morons?

 

Where you a skate? I thought you were ex-army?

 

Yes, there definately is evidence to suggest that it is students, seriously, how many working people of the same age do you see walking round dressed up in Golf clothing, having pillow fights in busy shopping centres etc?

 

It doesn't matter where the students are, they are still c*nts.

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Shut it mongboy, your last line there shows the chip on your shoulder, getting narky because you went to Uni, therefore think you can't possibly be a mongboy, well you are.

 

Most people that cause trouble are student c*nts who wind up Southampton residents by acting like complete c*cks.

 

LOL u amuse me, so by your logic, I went to uni and am therefore a mong boy regardless of what I did? So therefore (and to be consistant) you other half is also a 'mong girl' simply because she also went to uni?

 

Nice of you to view your missus in such a glowing light.

 

If anything I would say you have a chip on your shoulder I have no presconceptions of anyone I havnt met, there are ****s in all walks of life, but also decent people. If everyone was the same and did the same thing society would be a very boring place.

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