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.... should be put down.

 

How can anyone sleep in until lunch etc, or even worse, wake up and lie in bed watching TV?

 

Is f*cking disgusting if you ask me.

 

What time do you get up on your mornings off? Do you agree with me that students are c*nts, as well as people who fester in bed all day.

 

I get up between 7am and 8am on my days off. For all of you that lay in until lunch time, it works out that during my lifetime, by getting up at 7 instead of 12 on the weekends, I will spend 4 years and 9 months more than you alive, awake, enjoying my superior life.

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you felt the need for a thread on this did you? lol.

 

On my days off, im up about half hour after i wake up as a rule, as i like to feel different to getting up for work (dont get out of bed for work til 8.20). Weekends and days off i get up at 12 usually. NYE was 4pm and i felt a bit gross and had a dull ache in my head, probably from the copious amounts of charlie and pints of special brew more than anything though

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If I'm judging a cat show it depends on how far I have to travel.Sometimes I'm up at 4 sometimes 7.

 

On my days off I make appearances as a celebrity double.If you would like to hire a Niki Lauda lookalike drop me a PM.£25 p.h.

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you felt the need for a thread on this did you? lol.

 

On my days off, im up about half hour after i wake up as a rule, as i like to feel different to getting up for work (dont get out of bed for work til 8.20). Weekends and days off i get up at 12 usually. NYE was 4pm and i felt a bit gross and had a dull ache in my head, probably from the copious amounts of charlie and pints of special brew more than anything though

 

 

How can anyone lie in until 12? Seriously it's disgusting.

 

I bet you also go sick off work ' because you've got a bit of a cold ' as well, don't you?

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What if you work nights?

 

For me, can vary. Latest i've gotten up has been around 2/3 i believe. Good times.

 

If you work nights then generally you are a bit of a weirdo if it's by choice.

 

When I was in the army, I used to work 12 hours on, 12 hours off, 7 days a week when stagging on in Belfast, I used to finish at 8am and I would be up for 12 each day.

 

So I guess 12 is acceptable if you have been on nights.

Posted
How can anyone lie in until 12? Seriously it's disgusting.

 

I bet you also go sick off work ' because you've got a bit of a cold ' as well, don't you?

 

why is it disgusting? i dont go to bed til late on a thurs fri and saturday night as i am often working.

 

if i feel like ****, i prob wouldn't go to work. but if i just feel rough, i'm there. Feel better if ya up and about rather than wallowing at home i reckon

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What happens if you dont put on an alarm and you just wake up at 1, is that your fault cos u cant force yourself to wake up

 

Of course that is your fault, not actually waking up before 1 is more lazy than actually choosing to not get out of bed till 1.

 

Normally, mongs who don't wake up without an alarm are either...

 

a) Fat

b) Weed smokers

c) Students

d) Fat weed smoking students

 

I am up by 7:30 every morning, don't even use an alarm.

Posted
Of course that is your fault, not actually waking up before 1 is more lazy than actually choosing to not get out of bed till 1.

 

Normally, mongs who don't wake up without an alarm are either...

 

a) Fat

b) Weed smokers

c) Students

d) Fat weed smoking students

 

 

you need to chillax

 

 

also what do you do at weekends in the mornign that is so amazing, compared to sleeping

Posted
Of course that is your fault, not actually waking up before 1 is more lazy than actually choosing to not get out of bed till 1.

 

Normally, mongs who don't wake up without an alarm are either...

 

a) Fat

b) Weed smokers

c) Students

d) Fat weed smoking students

 

I am up by 7:30 every morning, don't even use an alarm.

 

i am none of the above

Posted
why is it disgusting? i dont go to bed til late on a thurs fri and saturday night as i am often working.

 

if i feel like ****, i prob wouldn't go to work. but if i just feel rough, i'm there. Feel better if ya up and about rather than wallowing at home i reckon

 

If you are working, and not drinking then that's even more reason not to lie in bed till lunch.

Posted
im still tired tho. so i should get up early and be tired?

 

and y is it disgusting?

 

You should get up and embrace the day.

 

As I said, by me simply getting around 4 hours less sleep on the weekends to you, I will actually spend almost 5 years of my life more than you, awake. enjoying life.

 

I don't understand people who can 'wake up' and then just lie and fester in their bed, or go back to sleep, it's disgusting.

 

Puts it into perspective eh?

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if i had something to do early each day i would happily get up and do it. i used to play golf every sunday at 7:45 in a comp but i couldnt afford to renew my membership and my knee being ruined means i cant play golf at the moment anyway

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Uncle_Fester_3.jpg

 

what am i going to do between 7am-12 on a saturday or sunday anyway?!

 

Here is some of the things that I have done between 7am and 12, maybe it will give you some ideas....

 

1) Take the dog for a walk in the forest or the beach, if you don't have a dog, borrow one.

 

2) Play a round of Golf

 

3) Decorate the house

 

4) If it is a matchday, Wetherspoons opens at 9, get yourself in there for a Brekkie and Stella

 

5) If it is a Saturday, make sure you are bathed and ready, then settle down with a couple of newspapers and Soccer AM.

 

 

 

There is a couple of examples to get you going, if you need any more ideas then don't hesitate to contact me.

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Here is some of the things that I have done between 7am and 12, maybe it will give you some ideas....

 

1) Take the dog for a walk in the forest or the beach, if you don't have a dog, borrow one.

 

2) Play a round of Golf

 

3) Decorate the house

 

4) If it is a matchday, Wetherspoons opens at 9, get yourself in there for a Brekkie and Stella

 

5) If it is a Saturday, make sure you are bathed and ready, then settle down with a couple of newspapers and Soccer AM.

 

 

 

There is a couple of examples to get you going, if you need any more ideas then don't hesitate to contact me.

 

 

 

my dreams are definitely better than that sh!t

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if i had something to do early each day i would happily get up and do it. i used to play golf every sunday at 7:45 in a comp but i couldnt afford to renew my membership and my knee being ruined means i cant play golf at the moment anyway

 

See there is your problem Stevo, FIND something to do in the mornings. Saying you don't get up because there is nothing to do just proves you suffer from lazyassitis

Posted
On days off I don't get up before 2pm. I had a day off the week before last and I didn't fester out of bed til 4pm, and that was only to have a fag and a cup of tea. I love it.

 

People that smoke as soon as they get up, that is a whole new thread, that is simply, f*cking vile.

Posted
I gave you a few examples, not all will suit you. I used to get up to see Holly Willoughby on Ministry of Mayhem.

 

 

yeah fair enough, but normally on friday and saturday i go to bed at 2 or 3am, should i still be getting up at 7 then in your opinion ?

Posted
yeah fair enough, but normally on friday and saturday i go to bed at 2 or 3am, should i still be getting up at 7 then in your opinion ?

 

Of course, even more reason.

 

Regardless of what time I go to bed, I am still up by 8ish at the latest on the weekend.

 

Life is for living, not for sleeping.

Posted
yeah fair enough, but normally on friday and saturday i go to bed at 2 or 3am, should i still be getting up at 7 then in your opinion ?

 

this is my issue. same for me on a thurs and then up for work fir i need to catch up on some sleep at the weekend and on days off.

 

i have to work saturday and sunday this week, so i have booked monday and tuesday off as leave to catch up on sleep. i have nothing planned other than sleep and PS3

Posted
People that smoke as soon as they get up, that is a whole new thread, that is simply, f*cking vile.

 

In my student days I used to smoke in bed, first thing in the morning and last thing at night. I often couldn't be arsed to reach for an ash tray so the ash and fagbut used to go in anything that was deemed appropriate, such a mug or yoghurt pot. The duvet was covered in fag burns, so much so that I ended up throwing it out. I especially enjoyed the "after sex" smoke in bed, very satisfying.

 

Nowadays I'm far more considerate and my house is impeccable, although I still cant resist nipping out for a smoke last thing at night and first thing in the morning.

Posted
i embrace life at night not in the morning by going to bed late! what time stu on average do you go to bed ?

 

It depends.

 

Generally not before midnight. Weekends, between 1 and 2am, sometimes later if I am in town.

Posted

Stu, what is your problem with students?? Lots of your threads on here just seem like irrational digs at them.

 

Getting up at 12.00, so youve never done that in you life, uve never been hanging so bad that you just dont fancy it, or if u just want to chill after a long week and watch some telly.

 

Granted if done everyday, every weekend or every day off then yesh that is lazy but if its for the odd selfish indulgence then fine.

Posted
.... should be put down.

 

How can anyone sleep in until lunch etc, or even worse, wake up and lie in bed watching TV?

 

Is f*cking disgusting if you ask me.

 

What time do you get up on your mornings off? Do you agree with me that students are c*nts, as well as people who fester in bed all day.

 

I get up between 7am and 8am on my days off. For all of you that lay in until lunch time, it works out that during my lifetime, by getting up at 7 instead of 12 on the weekends, I will spend 4 years and 9 months more than you alive, awake, enjoying my superior life.

 

Stu. Being self employed means that I don't get too many luxuries like paid days off. So when I have organised a day off, and there's nothing doing, I will just occasionally luxuriate in my laziness. Just once in a blue moon.You should try it mate. It might do you some good. You sound a little pent up and tense nowadays. Stay in bed for once, just to see what happens. Get a good book, plump up the pillows and make a whole day of it. You don't need to follow everyone else, just do your own thing. You never know where it might lead. :smt015

 

On average, you have 3 score years and 10. Don't always be routine. You can experience the odd day a different way.

 

BTW, quality of life is not about how long you are awake. It's what you do with it, when you are awake. Whatever you do, if you're thoroughly enjoying it, then that's quality.

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Stu. Being self employed means that I don't get too many luxuries like paid days off. So when I have organised a day off, and there's nothing doing, I will just occasionally luxuriate in my laziness. Just once in a blue moon.You should try it mate. It might do you some good. You sound a little pent up and tense nowadays. Stay in bed for once, just to see what happens. Get a good book, plump up the pillows and make a whole day of it. You don't need to follow everyone else, just do your own thing. You never know where it might lead. :smt015

 

On average, you have 3 score years and 10. Don't always be routine. You can experience the odd day a different way.

 

Books? Don't get me started on them, what a waste of time.

 

Why read a book which will take you a couple of weeks, when you can watch the film in a couple of hours?

 

Another example of how people waste their life away doing pointless things.

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Stu, what is your problem with students?? Lots of your threads on here just seem like irrational digs at them.

 

Getting up at 12.00, so youve never done that in you life, uve never been hanging so bad that you just dont fancy it, or if u just want to chill after a long week and watch some telly.

 

Granted if done everyday, every weekend or every day off then yesh that is lazy but if its for the odd selfish indulgence then fine.

 

I was hanging on Sunday, way too much to drink.

 

How did I cope with it? I went to the gym, thrashed the hell out of my body, followed by 30 minutes in the steam room to get rid of the last of the alcohol from my system.

 

That was at 8am. By 9:30 I was fresh and ready to take on the day.

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I don't have a job and I am not out of bed until gone 12. When I finally get out of bed I'll have a dump and a fag and go back to bed until Jeremy Kyle comes on repeat at about half one. Usually I'm up and dressed by the time Deal or no Deal comes on.

 

You wish you were me.

Posted

Denzil, I need someone to do some leafleting for me, for one of my business ventures.

 

£7 an hour.

 

Deal, or no deal?

 

( And I will f*cking check if they have been delivered, you little f*cknut )

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I was hanging on Sunday, way too much to drink.

 

How did I cope with it? I went to the gym, thrashed the hell out of my body, followed by 30 minutes in the steam room to get rid of the last of the alcohol from my system.

 

That was at 8am. By 9:30 I was fresh and ready to take on the day.

 

Well bravo to you, you are obviously someone to aspire too, bet when u were at the gym ur then type who watches himself in the mirror as he lifts weights?

 

So in your whole life uve never had a 'lie in' or have you always been the uber man. Maybe you should write a book so we can all learn to be a bit more like you hmmm?

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