Master Bates Posted 20 August, 2008 Posted 20 August, 2008 I think the phone lines in Beijing are poor. Michael Phelps phoned up for a pair of Speedos, and they sent him Gary Glitter & Michael Jackson.
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 20 August, 2008 Posted 20 August, 2008 Aware that he had certain privileges in his holding cell, instead of a television he asked for a Game Boy
TopGun Posted 20 August, 2008 Posted 20 August, 2008 How do you know when it's bedtime at Glitter's place? When the big hand touches the little hand.
Dog Posted 20 August, 2008 Author Posted 20 August, 2008 Gary Glitter's re-releasing his famous single to celebrate his release from prison " I Love, You Love - You're Only Two Love"
Dog Posted 20 August, 2008 Author Posted 20 August, 2008 **NEWS FLASH** Gary Glitter is being sent straight into drug rehab. He is trying to get treatment for his 10 year old crack habit.
Master Bates Posted 20 August, 2008 Posted 20 August, 2008 Shocked by the news that Jade Goody has cancer, Garry Glitter has sent an emotional message to her on his release from prison. Dear Jade, So sorry to hear your bad news. If you ever need a babysitter....
mack rill Posted 20 August, 2008 Posted 20 August, 2008 (edited) Another Glitter single being released.....im the Paeder I'm the paeder of the gang i am. Edited 20 August, 2008 by mack rill Jillyanne being a teacher, cant wait for her to smack my arse with the ruler
Jillyanne Posted 20 August, 2008 Posted 20 August, 2008 Another Glitter single being released.....im the Peeder I'm the peeder of the gang i am. Would have been mildly better if you had spelt it 'paeder' but no.
wheels Posted 20 August, 2008 Posted 20 August, 2008 Gary Glitter has been given a date for his release.................... She's 8 but with her make-up on she looks 12
Weston Super Saint Posted 20 August, 2008 Posted 20 August, 2008 Gary Glitter has been given a date for his release.................... She's 8 but with her make-up on she looks 12 Lol
Saint Martini Posted 20 August, 2008 Posted 20 August, 2008 You boys are sooooooo wicked Indeed, didn't stop my from laughing at most though.
Pip87 Posted 20 August, 2008 Posted 20 August, 2008 The new burger at McDonald's is called the McGlitter. It consists of matured beef between two fresh white buns. That's disgusting... but SO funny :smt044
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 21 August, 2008 Posted 21 August, 2008 I met Gary Glitter about 10 years ago. Did he reach out and touch you?
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 21 August, 2008 Posted 21 August, 2008 Gary Glitter announced upon his release today that he and his family will be jetting off to Florida, USA to start afresh... He Said "As soon as I get out, I am going to Tampa with the kids" Q. What sparkles like a diamond and is small enough to fit in a schoolgirl's ring? A. Gary Glitter Gary Glitter and his girlfriend are in Blockbuster to hire a video for the evening. Mr. Glitter's girlfriend asks him what he wants to watch. He says "How about we get Aladdin?". His girlfriend says........ "Can't we just get a video, you're in enough trouble already." Gary Glitter was on a ship with 100 boy scouts and 100 girl guides when it hit an iceberg and started to sink. The captain announced "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!" Gary Glitter asked, "What about the children?" The captain replied, "F*ck the children!" Gary Glitter looked around eagerly and said "Do we have time?" What's the difference between greyhound racing and Gary Glitter? The greyhounds wait for the hare. What is the worst thing about being Gary Glitter? You have to go to bed before 7.00pm Gary Glitter is sitting in his living room surfing the internet on his laptop. All of a sudden, the door of the apartment whips open and his girlfriend storms through. She screams, "You ****ing asshole!" and she heads into the bedroom. Stunned, Gary flips off the computer and walks toward the bedroom, wondering, "Now what have I done?" Inside the bedroom he finds the girl furiously packing a suitcase. He asks her what's up. She responds with a hiss, "My therapist says that I should leave you and that you're a paedophile!" Gary responds, "Wow, you're pretty smart for an 8 year old." Have you heard? Gary Glitter has pulled out of Children In Need... Think thats pretty much all the Glitter jokes done now!
Master Bates Posted 21 August, 2008 Posted 21 August, 2008 Neverland, CA - People in California had a chance to see the legendary ex-convict Gary Glitter, as his limosine pulled into the driveway of Michael Jackson's Neverland estate last night. Michael Jackson had his personal limosine pick up Glitter from the LA airport for a long promised 'sleep over' that Glitter requested a few years back via a fan letter to the reclusive Jackson. A sunglassed and dark-hatted Glitter quickly scooted into the limosine for a quick ride to the Neverland Ranch complex where his room was readied. The crowd noticed, almost at once, that Glitter's skin color had lightened considerably since his last public appearance just before he was thrown into a North Vietnamese jail for molestation charges concerning underage children. "Yes, Gary's skin has gotten whiter. It's all part of his 'gettin' his youth back on' attitude back in a hope to jump start his stalled musical career." Gary Glitter said he had heard Michael wanted have him over for sometime, but was tied up with details of getting Neverland Ranch back from creditors, but was glad he had a chance to show fans that he really liked older guys too.
Master Bates Posted 21 August, 2008 Posted 21 August, 2008 Did find another one, but i'd have been banned.
aids victim Posted 21 August, 2008 Posted 21 August, 2008 To save Master Bates the danger of getting RSI from copy and pasting the worst jokes from Sickipedia you could all go there and view them, plus the better jokes and it'd save him time and also his health. Thank you, Love from the 1st of 3 today x
Master Bates Posted 21 August, 2008 Posted 21 August, 2008 To save Master Bates the danger of getting RSI from copy and pasting the worst jokes from Sickipedia you could all go there and view them, plus the better jokes and it'd save him time and also his health. Thank you, Love from the 1st of 3 today x Oh no shock horror, someone call the police, I posted a whole 2 jokes from another website plus a spoof news article from another. I hope no one else gets their material i.e. news stories, jokes, pictures etc from the internet, would be very wrong. Sad...........
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 21 August, 2008 Posted 21 August, 2008 Oh no shock horror, someone call the police, I posted a whole 2 jokes from another website plus a spoof news article from another. I hope no one else gets their material i.e. news stories, jokes, pictures etc from the internet, would be very wrong. I get mine all by myself. I have a camera crew and professional photographer on hand 24/7 and have been lucky enough to get some very funny shots/clips. I do all the editing too so if there are words on the picture (like lol catz) thats all me! Sourcing from other websites is cheating MB! tut tut!
Master Bates Posted 21 August, 2008 Posted 21 August, 2008 I get mine all by myself. I have a camera crew and professional photographer on hand 24/7 and have been lucky enough to get some very funny shots/clips. I do all the editing too so if there are words on the picture (like lol catz) thats all me! Sourcing from other websites is cheating MB! tut tut! How many infractions does it mean i'll get? Oh no, i'm scared to go outside now!
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 21 August, 2008 Posted 21 August, 2008 How many infractions does it mean i'll get? Oh no, i'm scared to go outside now! Atleast 7 im afraid. :badgrin:
aids victim Posted 21 August, 2008 Posted 21 August, 2008 Oh no shock horror, someone call the police, I posted a whole 2 jokes from another website plus a spoof news article from another. I hope no one else gets their material i.e. news stories, jokes, pictures etc from the internet, would be very wrong. Sad........... shut up x
Master Bates Posted 21 August, 2008 Posted 21 August, 2008 Atleast 7 im afraid. :badgrin: What? You have got to be the saddest, pi5s poor excuse for a man I've ever seen, you chromosome deficient, uber impotent, rat faced tard popsicle. You're a pimple-faced perpetual wedgie victim. The last time I saw something as fugly as you, I was cleaning up after my dog. I've seen better looking road kill. Get a glass belly button; that way, if your head goes any further up your ass, you can still look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 21 August, 2008 Posted 21 August, 2008 What? You have got to be the saddest, pi5s poor excuse for a man I've ever seen, you chromosome deficient, uber impotent, rat faced tard popsicle. You're a pimple-faced perpetual wedgie victim. The last time I saw something as fugly as you, I was cleaning up after my dog. I've seen better looking road kill. Get a glass belly button; that way, if your head goes any further up your ass, you can still look out and see what the rest of the world is up to. Mwahhh!!! :smt065
Jillyanne Posted 21 August, 2008 Posted 21 August, 2008 What? You have got to be the saddest, pi5s poor excuse for a man I've ever seen, you chromosome deficient, uber impotent, rat faced tard popsicle. You're a pimple-faced perpetual wedgie victim. The last time I saw something as fugly as you, I was cleaning up after my dog. I've seen better looking road kill. Get a glass belly button; that way, if your head goes any further up your ass, you can still look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.
Kev Posted 21 August, 2008 Posted 21 August, 2008 From a caption competition at pop***** ... "I thought the sign said Free Tibetan, and I want this one ok?") The video store reinstated his membership And he chose to get Aladdin.... Late arrival at Olympic village hopeful for shot-put success "I Love, You Love, Me Love You Long Time, Mr Gary" Faded Rock Star enjoys Chinese Take-away "Tesco: Every Little (one) Helps" "Me love you long haul" "When I said I was just nipping down the shops..." "All that's Glitter's is not old" "I picked this up at Thais R Us" Thai Rack shurely.
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 22 August, 2008 Posted 22 August, 2008 Upon arrival in Britain he stated he was happy to be back and just wants to be amongst his own, his solicitors are viewing a number of vacant properties in Portsmouth
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 22 August, 2008 Posted 22 August, 2008 Glitter has requested that when he dies his ashes are put into etch-a-sketch so children can still play with him. It is now illegal to wear clothes on the wrong part of youer body, take Glitter, he was jailed for putting a tie on his c*ck
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