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fri - day off, got ******* wangkerred. Had barny with missus

sat - recovery

sun - watched tv all day . never been so bored.

Mon morning - total humiliation - involving The Tube, itchy nose and kids knickers. May have to kill myself.

 

was 5/10 until this morning , now minus a zillion.

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fri - day off, got ******* wangkerred. Had barny with missus

sat - recovery

sun - watched tv all day . never been so bored.

Mon morning - total humiliation - involving The Tube, itchy nose and kids knickers. May have to kill myself.

 

was 5/10 until this morning , now minus a zillion.

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fri - day off, got ******* wangkerred. Had barny with missus

sat - recovery

sun - watched tv all day . never been so bored.

Mon morning - total humiliation - involving The Tube, itchy nose and kids knickers. May have to kill myself.

 

was 5/10 until this morning , now minus a zillion.

 

a weekend for barnies by all accounts.

 

talk me thru your morning...

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fri - day off, got ******* wangkerred. Had barny with missus

sat - recovery

sun - watched tv all day . never been so bored.

Mon morning - total humiliation - involving The Tube, itchy nose and kids knickers. May have to kill myself.

 

was 5/10 until this morning , now minus a zillion.

 

a weekend for barnies by all accounts.

 

talk me thru your morning...

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Friday - takeaway curry and sat in.

 

Saturday - involved lots of beer and watching Saints win. The boys done me proud for once. Oh and my old man stacked it down the stairs at St Mary's as well which is quite amusing...in a worrying kind of way since he's old...ended up falling asleep in front of the tv...

 

Sunday - wagamamas and a little shopping

 

That Saints win really did make it a good'un so 7/10

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Friday - takeaway curry and sat in.

 

Saturday - involved lots of beer and watching Saints win. The boys done me proud for once. Oh and my old man stacked it down the stairs at St Mary's as well which is quite amusing...in a worrying kind of way since he's old...ended up falling asleep in front of the tv...

 

Sunday - wagamamas and a little shopping

 

That Saints win really did make it a good'un so 7/10

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a weekend for barnies by all accounts.

 

talk me thru your morning...

 

had an itchy nose stood on the tube this morning. Grabbed my hankie

(clean , straight out the cupboard this morning ) out of my pocket to have a good scratch and poke.

30 seconds later I realised it wasn't a hankie after all but a pair of my daughters knickers.

I could have died. A few people giving me really odd looks.

 

:(:(

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a weekend for barnies by all accounts.

 

talk me thru your morning...

 

had an itchy nose stood on the tube this morning. Grabbed my hankie

(clean , straight out the cupboard this morning ) out of my pocket to have a good scratch and poke.

30 seconds later I realised it wasn't a hankie after all but a pair of my daughters knickers.

I could have died. A few people giving me really odd looks.

 

:(:(

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had an itchy nose stood on the tube this morning. Grabbed my hankie

(clean , straight out the cupboard this morning ) out of my pocket to have a good scratch and poke.

30 seconds later I realised it wasn't a hankie after all but a pair of my daughters knickers.

I could have died. A few people giving me really odd looks.

 

:(:(

 

lol...that is excellent.

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had an itchy nose stood on the tube this morning. Grabbed my hankie

(clean , straight out the cupboard this morning ) out of my pocket to have a good scratch and poke.

30 seconds later I realised it wasn't a hankie after all but a pair of my daughters knickers.

I could have died. A few people giving me really odd looks.

 

:(:(

 

lol...that is excellent.

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had an itchy nose stood on the tube this morning. Grabbed my hankie

(clean , straight out the cupboard this morning ) out of my pocket to have a good scratch and poke.

30 seconds later I realised it wasn't a hankie after all but a pair of my daughters knickers.

I could have died. A few people giving me really odd looks.

 

:(:(

 

:lol:

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had an itchy nose stood on the tube this morning. Grabbed my hankie

(clean , straight out the cupboard this morning ) out of my pocket to have a good scratch and poke.

30 seconds later I realised it wasn't a hankie after all but a pair of my daughters knickers.

I could have died. A few people giving me really odd looks.

 

:(:(

 

How old is your daughter Hatch?

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-8/10

 

Got eye infection from my son. Didnt get out to do any togging. Family dropped roudn on Sunday and stayed long. Got loads of work hanging over me to didnt enjoy anything.

 

not -10 as Saints finally won.

 

is togging like dogging and cottaging?

 

Did you get pink eye? Did your son rub his ass on your pillow?

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Riiight, Best weekend in a while...

 

Thursday, lecture, train to Southampton, interweb, meal and bed

 

Friday, clear out old house, go to doctors, go to eastleigh, go to romsey drinking, followed by chapel arms then whitehouse, ending up asleep at best mates house, after special olympics at southampton station and nearly getting arrested for shouting red army a bit too loud

 

Saturday, wake up, confused to time and where i am, get lift to southampton station, get on bus to eastleigh, get changed and play football, losing 7-3 as a left back. Walk back to home base in eastleigh, run to bus station, get bus to london road, run to SMS, get in 5 mins late, dance like a pillock for 85 mins and celebrate. go home, eat, sleep.

 

Sunday, wake up early, get changed for football, play football and lose 7-2, go to pub, have two beers and come back to Wycombe on train, spend evening with missus and sleep.

 

Monday (today), **** all so far, slight recovery phase, shopping and seeing the Killers at the 02 tonight. looking forward to it!

 

All in all, 9.5/10

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Friday - Few pubs in Freemantle/Shirley.

Saturday - Glad I accepted mate's st and saw Saints finally win a game, hurt leg from jumping up 3 times unexpectantly!

Went to my mate's charity do, was quite good, then went out in Beastleigh!

Sunday - Felt proper rough, saw Ed Byrne at Southampton Guildhall!

 

8.5/10

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had an itchy nose stood on the tube this morning. Grabbed my hankie

(clean , straight out the cupboard this morning ) out of my pocket to have a good scratch and poke.

30 seconds later I realised it wasn't a hankie after all but a pair of my daughters knickers.

I could have died. A few people giving me really odd looks.

 

:(:(

 

Lol, that is hilarious.

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had an itchy nose stood on the tube this morning. Grabbed my hankie

(clean , straight out the cupboard this morning ) out of my pocket to have a good scratch and poke.

30 seconds later I realised it wasn't a hankie after all but a pair of my daughters knickers.

I could have died. A few people giving me really odd looks.

 

:(:(

 

Next time just forget the hankie and do like everyone else on the tube and just have a good old dig with your finger, Priceless story though :D

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do we wish we were you?

did you...

 

Friday- Mexican with sev and the mrs. Naked Twister

Saturday- St Mary's, did the protest, got piles from sitting on the cold pavement. MB sh@gged 13 birds and we all got messed up n stuff

Sunday- Bed.

 

?

 

To be fair, last time Sev and his lady came round, they brought enchiladas which they had made themselves, and we made the fajitas, which is much better than paying to go out and just goes to show that Sev prefers me and my cooking to you.

 

Doing that ghey little protest is no big and it's not clever, and pretty stupid seeing as you waste your pre-match drinking time.

 

Staying in bed all day is just f*cking disgusting. I hate people that can fester in their bed all day, which is probably why I hate students.

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