exit2 Posted 21 February, 2009 Posted 21 February, 2009 How the **** can that bloke claim to be a pro football player He couldnt run jump tackle and half the time breath He was like Willaim Perry built like a brick ****e house!
Huffton Posted 21 February, 2009 Posted 21 February, 2009 The lad they brought on at half time was even bigger! Seriously though, if he is a pro footballer there is hope for me yet...
Give it to Ron Posted 21 February, 2009 Posted 21 February, 2009 How the **** can that bloke claim to be a pro football player He couldnt run jump tackle and half the time breath He was like Willaim Perry built like a brick ****e house! Totally agree unbelievable...he was more like a walk in deep freeze than The Fridge though! So easy to play against keep him 30 yards from goal and no threat at all - he would never beat anyone for pace!
Papa Shango Posted 21 February, 2009 Posted 21 February, 2009 He is one of the worst footballers I've ever seen in my life (Along with Barnsley's Kayode Odejayi). I've no idea how the fat **** ever made it professionally.
Saint_Jonny Posted 21 February, 2009 Posted 21 February, 2009 Agreed, the bloke is massive! Couldnt believe we didnt get a free kick for one "challange" in the 2nd half when he pulled perry down. Id have gone ape **** if hed gone on to score from that. ******.
Thedelldays Posted 21 February, 2009 Posted 21 February, 2009 and he is their main target man and sat (or was) 4th in the league.. tragic really.
Berkshire Saint Posted 21 February, 2009 Posted 21 February, 2009 Yeah he is an awful player. Saw him against us at Deepdale this season and he looked like someone they'd plucked out of the pub at about ten to three...
70's Mike Posted 21 February, 2009 Posted 21 February, 2009 its like chris moyles playing football he is not that good
PaulSaint Posted 21 February, 2009 Posted 21 February, 2009 He should give up his hope of being a footballer and get back to what he does best..........acting in Shaun Of The Dead and Hot Fuzz?
exit2 Posted 21 February, 2009 Author Posted 21 February, 2009 and he is their main target man and sat (or was) 4th in the league.. tragic really. Um Pahars was syaing other teams have big target men like Howard etc, but this was taking the ****!
ladysaint Posted 21 February, 2009 Posted 21 February, 2009 The only footballer I have seen with man boobs. I was trying to think if I have ever seen a footballer that size before any suggestions other than Mark Viduka.
SoccerMom Posted 21 February, 2009 Posted 21 February, 2009 Nipper leant over and whispered, "I think I know who ate all the pies."
Give it to Ron Posted 21 February, 2009 Posted 21 February, 2009 The only footballer I have seen with man boobs. I was trying to think if I have ever seen a footballer that size before any suggestions other than Mark Viduka. Brian Kilcline Coventry?
NickG Posted 21 February, 2009 Posted 21 February, 2009 was about 5 yards from the ball at one stage, "sprinting" and Saeijs was about 10 yards behind him and got there first. He was comical.
NickG Posted 21 February, 2009 Posted 21 February, 2009 Brian Kilcline Coventry? BK was an athlete in comparison!
exit2 Posted 21 February, 2009 Author Posted 21 February, 2009 The only footballer I have seen with man boobs. I was trying to think if I have ever seen a footballer that size before any suggestions other than Mark Viduka. Micky Quinn but have to say he was the same size as Parkin but he scored goals and lots of them
70's Mike Posted 21 February, 2009 Posted 21 February, 2009 Micky Quinn but have to say he was the same size as Parkin but he scored goals and lots of them waist but not as tall
Arizona Posted 21 February, 2009 Posted 21 February, 2009 Scored against us for Stoke at SMS last season. Late corner, just belly-charged Ostlund out the way to nod in. That was the same game Fuller got booked for dissent after falling out with the ref, his manager, Surman, Skacel and the Itchen North. Althogether now. "You skate B*stard!"
Arizona Posted 21 February, 2009 Posted 21 February, 2009 Fatties Utd: GK: Kevin Miller CB: Ruddock MF: MLT MF: Dean Windass ST:John Parkin ST: Mark Viduka ...
Papa Shango Posted 21 February, 2009 Posted 21 February, 2009 Scored against us for Stoke at SMS last season. Late corner, just belly-charged Ostlund out the way to nod in. That was the same game Fuller got booked for dissent after falling out with the ref, his manager, Surman, Skacel and the Itchen North. Althogether now. "You skate B*stard!" I believe fellow footballing legend Anthony Pulis took that corner.
ladysaint Posted 21 February, 2009 Posted 21 February, 2009 Fatties Utd: GK: Kevin Miller CB: Ruddock MF: MLT MF: Dean Windass ST:John Parkin ST: Mark Viduka ... John Hartson?
Give it to Ron Posted 21 February, 2009 Posted 21 February, 2009 Clyde Best One for oldie Saints....Bob Charles
ooohTerryHurlock Posted 21 February, 2009 Posted 21 February, 2009 Richard Dryden was quite chubby as well!
L1Minus10 Posted 21 February, 2009 Posted 21 February, 2009 Bit of a disgrace for a pro footballer to look like that. I mean, you can be burly but he was just a fat lump. I laughed when they made their triple sub at half time at the thought of the fat chuffer having to play 90 minutes.
AndyNorthernSaints Posted 21 February, 2009 Posted 21 February, 2009 You might take the **** out his weight etc but he is the type of centre forward needed in this league. He's proved to be an effective striker with Preston, Stoke, Hull etc......where most goals are scored from set pieces.
The Godfather Posted 22 February, 2009 Posted 22 February, 2009 Someone like Parkin comes along and immediately makes you feel better about yourself. Maybe I've got career in football yet.......
Bailey Posted 22 February, 2009 Posted 22 February, 2009 Parkin can be a useful player purely because of his size, as players can play off him very easily. However, like I said to my ol' man after the game, when he has a bad game, boy does he have a bad game! Makes you wonder how he's managed to score any goals at all this season . . .
suewhistle Posted 22 February, 2009 Posted 22 February, 2009 Parkin can be a useful player purely because of his size, as players can play off him very easily. Don't you mean 'bounce off him very easily'?
aintforever Posted 22 February, 2009 Posted 22 February, 2009 It's amazing a team can be 5th in the league with that pile of ****e up front.
um pahars Posted 22 February, 2009 Posted 22 February, 2009 It's amazing a team can be 5th in the league with that pile of ****e up front. There's battering rams, those that put themselves about and those that mix it up, and then there's fat fcking units like Parkin. He never even left the floor when he jumped!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deano6 Posted 22 February, 2009 Posted 22 February, 2009 Was funny that Perry consistenly beat him in the air, despite only coming up to Parkin's neck, just by running in front of him and jumping up!
NickG Posted 22 February, 2009 Posted 22 February, 2009 You might take the **** out his weight etc but he is the type of centre forward needed in this league. He's proved to be an effective striker with Preston, Stoke, Hull etc......where most goals are scored from set pieces. no thanks. Hull 11 goals in 47 Preston 5 in 31 Stoke 5 in 35 can't run, pass, jump, head, dribble
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 22 February, 2009 Posted 22 February, 2009 Everytime he fell to the ground i`m sure the ground shook:D
NickG Posted 22 February, 2009 Posted 22 February, 2009 great when he fouled someone - Perry? and Saeijs ran up to him and went chest to chest having a go! Even Saeijs looked small -whats he 6'3? Saiejs (think I spell it different everytime!) is going to be a cult hero.
ladysaint Posted 22 February, 2009 Posted 22 February, 2009 Who is the biggest lump we have had at front - David Hurst always looked a bit of a lump to me.
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 22 February, 2009 Posted 22 February, 2009 Who is the biggest lump we have had at front - David Hurst always looked a bit of a lump to me. Dowie was big bloke..
um pahars Posted 22 February, 2009 Posted 22 February, 2009 Who is the biggest lump we have had at front - David Hurst always looked a bit of a lump to me. Ruddock when he played centre forward late on in some games. David Hirst had some girth. Moody & Crouch were probably the tallest but not in the lump of a centre forward role. Micky Evans was pretty chunky. Ossie was no short ar53. Fashanu maybe
Bad Wolf Posted 22 February, 2009 Posted 22 February, 2009 Fatties Utd: GK: Kevin Miller CB: Ruddock MF: MLT MF: Dean Windass ST:John Parkin ST: Mark Viduka ... Heskey?
redorwhitelion Posted 22 February, 2009 Posted 22 February, 2009 Wayne Rooney - an fat man just waiting to get out of a pro-footballer's body.
SuperMikey Posted 22 February, 2009 Posted 22 February, 2009 65 goals in 259 appearances..on average, a goal every four games. Better than DMG at least!
krissyboy31 Posted 22 February, 2009 Posted 22 February, 2009 Part time job at Plested Pies. Could have sworn that when the 4th official was putting out the water and Lucozade at the side of the pitch, he also placed the odd steak & kidney, just for Parkin.
krissyboy31 Posted 22 February, 2009 Posted 22 February, 2009 Ruddock when he played centre forward late on in some games. David Hirst had some girth. Moody & Crouch were probably the tallest but not in the lump of a centre forward role. Micky Evans was pretty chunky. Ossie was no short ar53. Fashanu maybe Not forgetting Shipps, especially towards the end of his career.
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