Black Pudding

[bungle]

He's looking in a mirror.

 

I think you should just admit your error.

[Scudamore]

I think you should just admit your error.

 

I will when Rupert Lowe does

[Evil Monkey]

Black pudding is absolutely horrible, as horrible as haggis. Faggotts are nice though.

 

I have nothing against most faggotts, but some are a bit 'in your face' with it, y'know?

[tpbury]

The only good reason to visit Bury is to go to the market and buy a hot black pudding for lunch, to be eaten with picalilli or mustard

 

That's Bury's 'World Famous' Market ™, which I'm sure evryone has visited, as it is world famous. Black Peas also available. Anything really, so long as it's black.

 

There are other reasons for visiting Bury - errrrmmmm. They're building more car parks!

[spain saint]

Black pudding identifies an English breakfast over an Irish breakfast which uses White pudding! HTH

 

Also there is a believe that the Irish breakfast came first and the English copied it!

 

[Dog]

I have just devoured a whole 18" long black pudding & 4 cans of ice cold Guinness. And now I'm going to puke.

[swannymere]

I have just devoured a whole 18" long black pudding & 4 cans of ice cold Guinness. And now I'm going to puke.

 

If you puke into a bottle, you can chill the mix, cut the bottle off and hey presto Guinness flavoured Black Pudding - Ferkin' Genius :smt040

[benjii]

Black pudding my arse.

[St Landrew]

If you puke into a bottle, you can chill the mix, cut the bottle off and hey presto Guinness flavoured Black Pudding - Ferkin' Genius :smt040

 

Mmm, but with essence of stomach lining. Not good, IMO.

 

Now of course, if Dog was a bird or insect, instead of a rabid canine, and the black pudding passed all the way through, then perhaps we'd have the makings of an exotic source of nourishment. In the sort of way that certain coffee beans are eaten and shat, and then picked up to make exotic coffee.

 

I think Monty Python had the answer. One of Harry's specials:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPs8TnBlmuA

[Jillyanne]

Why are people (Dog) reincarnating threards from ages ago?

[swannymere]

Why are people (Dog) reincarnating threards from ages ago?

 

Because the current threads are crap. HTH. IMHO.

[Big John]

i have a 9 inch roast garlic and onion coated salami in the kitchen.

 

keep your black pudding

[swannymere]

i have a 9 inch roast garlic and onion coated salami in the kitchen.

 

keep your black pudding

 

Whats it's girth?

[Big John]

Whats it's girth?[/QUOTE]

 

i have a 9 inch roast garlic and onion coated salami in the kitchen.

 

keep your black pudding

 

hth

 

oh.. about the size of a small pony's i'd hazard...

[Dog]

Black pudding my arse.

 

Whatever turns you on Ben.

[Dog]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Thuringia-Black-Pudding_W0QQitemZ380073070787QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Home_Garden_Food_SM?hash=item587e1ed0c3

[Lets B Avenue]

Whatever happened to Johnny Fartpants? He was moving closer to home (Salisbury?) then went quiet. Please God! He didnt become St.Will?

[Dog]

http://www.rathergood.com/black_pudding

[Badger]

smoked kippers tomorrow instead.

[hamster]

Whatever happened to Johnny Fartpants? He was moving closer to home (Salisbury?) then went quiet. Please God! He didnt become St.Will?[/QUOTE]

 

Time to invite him back.

Will, hope you're okaymate?

[JohnnyFartPants]

Whatever happened to Johnny Fartpants? He was moving closer to home (Salisbury?) then went quiet. Please God! He didnt become St.Will?

 

I am not about much these days.

 

How goes it everyone?

[saintkiptanui]

i am not about much these days.

 

How goes it everyone?

you fat bastard!!!!

[Robsk II]

St Will went mental.

[saintkiptanui]

St will went ginger, tried auburn but turned out strawbeery ****in blonde

[Dog]

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