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JohnnyFartPants
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What a crock of old **** it is.

 

I won't be told by some Americanised (is that a word?:p) ****e when to be romantic!

 

Here's a good idea:

 

Take your other half to some poxy restaurant, along with all the other sheep who feel they need to be in said restaurant, pay over the odds, get some scrawny ****er moving from table to table selling poxy roses and bingo you have a great night - Load of ********.

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What a crock of old **** it is.

 

I won't be told by some Americanised (is that a word?:p) ****e when to be romantic!

 

Here's a good idea:

 

Take your other half to some poxy restaurant, along with all the other sheep who feel they need to be in said restaurant, pay over the odds, get some scrawny ****er moving from table to table selling poxy roses and bingo you have a great night - Load of ********.

 

Sounds like you need some loving, wheels. Come round here, ill bend you over and take you to brown town. We'll have a great night, dinner, dancing, a cheap plastic rose.

 

Yeah, baby.

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