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Let me assure you all that they are not what the male mind conjours up when imagining a brace of ladies enjoying all girl action.

 

I used to have two lesbians living opposite me. They weren't what I imagined lesbians to look like either.

 

Anyone would think they only turn to rug munching because they can't pull blokes or something.

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There is a lesbian that lives opposite me.

 

I'd heard she was before I saw her, so imagine my horror when she turned out to be a gorgeous blonde with huge breasts. To see her walking around in short skirts and crop-tops is terrible.

 

I won't even go into the details of the hot tub parties she holds in the summer for all of her likeminded friends...

 

Needless to say, I've written several times to the Daily Mail to complain.

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There is a lesbian that lives opposite me.

 

I'd heard she was before I saw her, so imagine my horror when she turned out to be a gorgeous blonde with huge breasts. To see her walking around in short skirts and crop-tops is terrible.

 

I won't even go into the details of the hot tub parties she holds in the summer for all of her likeminded friends...

 

Needless to say, I've written several times to the Daily Mail to complain.

 

Is her hot tub in the front garden?

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.....imagine my horror when she turned out to be a gorgeous blonde with huge breasts.

 

Fsure Df, because if she had been straight you would have stood a chance, yeah?

Do you get many 'gorgeous blondes' telling you that they are lesbians? Thought so.

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I would rather be a lesbian if I was a woman, the taste of fresh snatch is heavenly.

 

The taste of unfresh snatch isn't quite so nice though.

 

Do you not think Walkers should have included at least one of these flavours in their new crisp range ?

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There is a lesbian that lives opposite me.

 

I'd heard she was before I saw her, so imagine my horror when she turned out to be a gorgeous blonde with huge breasts. To see her walking around in short skirts and crop-tops is terrible.

 

I won't even go into the details of the hot tub parties she holds in the summer for all of her likeminded friends...

 

Needless to say, I've written several times to the Daily Mail to complain.

 

About not being invited? ;)

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