JohnnyFartPants Posted 13 February, 2009 Share Posted 13 February, 2009 There are two lesbians living next door to me. They are having a barny right now. One has just said she has fallen out of love with the other. It's brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 13 February, 2009 Share Posted 13 February, 2009 I prefer homosexual men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 13 February, 2009 Share Posted 13 February, 2009 Do you spy on them JFP? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 13 February, 2009 Author Share Posted 13 February, 2009 Do you spy on them JFP? Let me assure you all that they are not what the male mind conjours up when imagining a brace of ladies enjoying all girl action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scummer Posted 13 February, 2009 Share Posted 13 February, 2009 Let me assure you all that they are not what the male mind conjours up when imagining a brace of ladies enjoying all girl action. I used to have two lesbians living opposite me. They weren't what I imagined lesbians to look like either. Anyone would think they only turn to rug munching because they can't pull blokes or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 13 February, 2009 Share Posted 13 February, 2009 I would rather be a lesbian if I was a woman, the taste of fresh snatch is heavenly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 13 February, 2009 Share Posted 13 February, 2009 There is a lesbian that lives opposite me. I'd heard she was before I saw her, so imagine my horror when she turned out to be a gorgeous blonde with huge breasts. To see her walking around in short skirts and crop-tops is terrible. I won't even go into the details of the hot tub parties she holds in the summer for all of her likeminded friends... Needless to say, I've written several times to the Daily Mail to complain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scummer Posted 13 February, 2009 Share Posted 13 February, 2009 I would rather be a lesbian if I was a woman, the taste of fresh snatch is heavenly. The taste of unfresh snatch isn't quite so nice though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 13 February, 2009 Share Posted 13 February, 2009 (edited) Edited 13 February, 2009 by Dog Ain't she hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scummer Posted 13 February, 2009 Share Posted 13 February, 2009 There is a lesbian that lives opposite me. I'd heard she was before I saw her, so imagine my horror when she turned out to be a gorgeous blonde with huge breasts. To see her walking around in short skirts and crop-tops is terrible. I won't even go into the details of the hot tub parties she holds in the summer for all of her likeminded friends... Needless to say, I've written several times to the Daily Mail to complain. Is her hot tub in the front garden? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 13 February, 2009 Share Posted 13 February, 2009 FFS. I was eating when I saw that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 13 February, 2009 Share Posted 13 February, 2009 FFS. I was eating when I saw that Eating a cheese and ham sandwich thinking of her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S41NTS Posted 13 February, 2009 Share Posted 13 February, 2009 One thing I've always wandered is.... Do they go into the hairdressers and say "I'll have the lesbian please"...?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 13 February, 2009 Share Posted 13 February, 2009 Eating a cheese and ham sandwich thinking of her? Sausage roll. I gagged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 13 February, 2009 Author Share Posted 13 February, 2009 It's not a real pic is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 13 February, 2009 Share Posted 13 February, 2009 I got this sent to me with the headline "Tevez has new haircut" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithd Posted 13 February, 2009 Share Posted 13 February, 2009 nice earrings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 13 February, 2009 Share Posted 13 February, 2009 i was thinking about buying a house from a couple of lesbians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 13 February, 2009 Share Posted 13 February, 2009 Is her hot tub in the front garden? No, it's at teh side of the house which is clearly visable from our front bedroom window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 13 February, 2009 Share Posted 13 February, 2009 No, it's at teh side of the house which is clearly visable from our front bedroom window. And er in doors wonders why it takes sooooooooooo long to decorate that room.:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 13 February, 2009 Share Posted 13 February, 2009 So, other than Durleyfos, has anyone ever met the illucid creature that is the fit lesbo? I personally think it is a myth and like scummer says above, I think they turn to tw*t tasting when they realise they are brut's who cant pull men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 13 February, 2009 Share Posted 13 February, 2009 .....imagine my horror when she turned out to be a gorgeous blonde with huge breasts. Fsure Df, because if she had been straight you would have stood a chance, yeah? Do you get many 'gorgeous blondes' telling you that they are lesbians? Thought so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 15 February, 2009 Share Posted 15 February, 2009 I would rather be a lesbian if I was a woman, the taste of fresh snatch is heavenly. The taste of unfresh snatch isn't quite so nice though. Do you not think Walkers should have included at least one of these flavours in their new crisp range ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 15 February, 2009 Share Posted 15 February, 2009 There is a lesbian that lives opposite me. I'd heard she was before I saw her, so imagine my horror when she turned out to be a gorgeous blonde with huge breasts. To see her walking around in short skirts and crop-tops is terrible. I won't even go into the details of the hot tub parties she holds in the summer for all of her likeminded friends... Needless to say, I've written several times to the Daily Mail to complain. About not being invited? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 15 February, 2009 Share Posted 15 February, 2009 No, it's at teh side of the house which is clearly visable from our front bedroom window. if you lean out about two foot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 17 February, 2009 Share Posted 17 February, 2009 I'm sorry, I thought this was a thread about the new Walkers flavours... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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