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Things the commentators have NOT said about Saints this season


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''But despite this appallingly predictable game here at St Marys, news is coming through that Norwich and Barnsley have just joined Charlton in administration.

Coming on the back of the earlier financial collapses of Blackpool, Watford, Preston, Burnley, Swansea, Doncaster, Coventry, Derby, Cardiff, Forest and both Sheffield teams, this leaves Saints three points outside the play offs with one game to play, that's if their opponents decide to field a team...we could be heading for another no-show walkover here.''

 

Then cut back to Dave Merrington - ''What the manager needs to do....I don't understand it...that little bit of quality in the final third...naive defending...etc''

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And Saints long serving manager is saluted by the fans.......

 

'.... truly a coup when Rupert Lowe, Southampton's visionary chairman broke the bank to bring him in from the premiership and mastermind their triumphant return to the top flight'.

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"Another perfectly timed tackle from Lancashire."

 

"The best thing about Wright-Phillips is the timing of his runs in behind the defence. Rarely do you see him get caught offside.

 

"It was a goo decision to write off some of the money Spurs owed for Bale. That is Forecast's 15th clean sheet in a row."

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"Saints break.........McGoldrick picks up the ball just outside his own 18 yard box.......a swift one two with James on the right and he's away, over the halfway......Oh the skills of this boy, round three players.....his pace is frightning............outside the oppositions penalty area now........he cooly flips it up and over the last defender, and smashes a volley into the top right corner".

 

"Saints go 7-0 up and that's McGoldrick's 5th"........

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"And the crowd just wont let Rupert leave as they call him back for more applause.

 

Its his investment, his vision, his man management skills that have made St Marys a fortress as his exciting young team based on Total Football has won automatic promotion this afternoon"

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"BWP owes his current goalscoring form to the fact that he is going to bed early every night of the week and not being influenced by friends in who frequent pubs in the city of Southampton"

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Hiddink hails Wotte

 

"I think he is perfect for the Southampton job because he has a strong character and is very self confident," Hiddink said. "Mark is one of the best coaches over the past 20 years in Holland and I have a lot of respect for him."

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Gunter takes the ball, across to Dailly, over to Harte at left back, down the line to Dennebeboom, Kallon, Denneboom, Pulis..!!! Oh and Pulis is in... he scores!!! He came out of nowhere! They must have been practising that move on the training ground!

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Hiddink hails Wotte

 

"I think he is perfect for the Southampton job because he has a strong character and is very self confident," Hiddink said. "Mark is one of the best coaches over the past 20 years in Holland and I have a lot of respect for him."

 

LOL! Very good.

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Just one more goal and saints will be into double figures against there south coast friends and rivals Pompey;)

 

Why would that be something not said this season... oh yes we didnt play you! Got it ! ;)

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