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Things the commentators have NOT said about Saints this season


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"And once again, [insert name of left winger] is beaten by Lloyd James' pace!"

 

Any others?

 

 

Thats 24 in 24 for BWP now, he's on fire

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"And once again, [insert name of left winger] is beaten by Lloyd James' pace!"

 

Any others?

 

That's so unfair.

 

"And here we are, in front of a capacity crowd once again at St Mary's..."

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'Surely the Premier League scouts from Chelsea and Manchester City will be raving about Southampton's goal machine and chip-flinger David McGoldrick'...

 

or....

 

'Southampton have come on leaps and bounds since Rupert Lowe invested £1 of his personal fortune'

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"Southampton had plenty of players in the opponents penalty area!"

 

" Saints powerful centre forward is always a threat at set pieces"

 

" Saints have made great use of the loan system this season especially getting their relegation rival teams best players in on loan"

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That's so unfair.

 

"And here we are, in front of a capacity crowd once again at St Mary's..."

 

is there any championship club, hang on even premiership club (outside the top 6) that are averaging capacity crowds??

 

Get over it, stop blaming the fans, no other entertainment business would expect to sell out when offering an inferior product. As I've said before, you wouldn't expect to pay £27 to watch a school nativity play when you payed the same price to watch Miss Saigon @ The Mayflower!

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" Once again saints put out an unchanged 11 players....... Its the secret of their success, the continuity of the team, something they have done for years since WGS utilised his then small squad to gain consistency to ultimately get the saints to the FA Cup final"

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is there any championship club, hang on even premiership club (outside the top 6) that are averaging capacity crowds??

 

Get over it, stop blaming the fans, no other entertainment business would expect to sell out when offering an inferior product. As I've said before, you wouldn't expect to pay £27 to watch a school nativity play when you payed the same price to watch Miss Saigon @ The Mayflower!

 

Who said I was blaming the fans? teensy-eensy knee-jerk there. Lighten up.

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"And BWP returned my mobile phone that i dropped on my way into the stadium" (i'm just kidding :) )

 

"And Saints manager Rupert Lowe is making a change, he is bringing on Cowen for Wotten and Jones for Surman. And he seems to be bringing himself on for Davis, he has a safe pair of hands"

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Saints just cant stop scoring

 

another easy win for saints KD didn't have a shot to save all match

 

Northam out sung by all of the other 3 sides

 

a perfectly struck pen into top corner of the net by saints

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"And there's Beckham and Allen taking their seats in the directors box. No wonder they're smiling as their two year masterplan comes to fruition with Saints 12 points clear at the top of the league"

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"Welcome to St Mary's where Southampton entertain Manchester United in the 3rd round of the FA Cup. And we start with news that the majority of Southampton fans have boycotted the game in protest against Rupert Lowe and the major shareholder who keep him at the helm. Which is precisely why you can see thousands upon thousands of empty seats tonight. What a pivotal and influencial message this must be sending to the Southampton boardroom and in front of a worldwide TV audience. It wouldn't surprise me if the board resigned en masse in the morning and set this once great club back on the road to recovery as a result"

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Total Football is the way forward. Southampton fans must be thanking their lucky stars to have such a foreward thinking chairman.

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That's another bone crunching tackle from the tough tackling Saints midfield....

 

What a towering defensive header, those saints defenders are absolutely unbeatable in the air....

 

Well that 3 man forward line have really earned their keep today, they've chased every loose ball, closed down defenders as soons as they are in posession and made sure the opposition defence can't relax for a moment, what a handful they are......just full of goals....

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"And welcome to SMS for this crucial 6 pointer as Southampton take on Yeovil Town..."

 

Not said this season - but could only be a season away...!

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The choice of Woote was really a masterstroke of genius by the respected chairman Rupert Lowe as saints stay up on the last day avoiding relegation

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"Welcome to St Mary's where Southampton entertain Manchester United in the 3rd round of the FA Cup. And we start with news that the majority of Southampton fans have boycotted the game in protest against Rupert Lowe and the major shareholder who keep him at the helm. Which is precisely why you can see thousands upon thousands of empty seats tonight. What a pivotal and influencial message this must be sending to the Southampton boardroom and in front of a worldwide TV audience. It wouldn't surprise me if the board resigned en masse in the morning and set this once great club back on the road to recovery as a result"

 

I read that in an early 60's BBC News voice. And it did make me LOL. :D

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And here we are at St Mary's stadium once again. The Board have really put their money where their mouths are and invested wisely. Now their excellent long-time Manager, astutely selected by Chairman Rupert Lowe, has really got the lads playing one-touch exciting and penetrating football. There cannot be a single supporter in the Stadium today who does not believe that the club are on their way to great success and promotion. And the catering really is pretty good too.

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