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Dicko

Dicko

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Strangely enough, I got invited to a swingers party last month.

 

I'm single and they wanted 5 single blokes to turn up & **** the desperate wives.

Sadly, I chickened out

St Landrew

St Landrew

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Fine by me. Mine's in New Zealand and you've not got long as we've just signed our divorce papers. Just got to get them witnessed, so I still qualify for a few weeks.

 

Now, where do I pick up yours..? :)

foghorn

foghorn

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  ****o said:
Strangely enough, I got invited to a swingers party last month.

 

I'm single and they wanted 5 single blokes to turn up & **** the desperate wives.

Sadly, I chickened out

 

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PompeyLass

PompeyLass

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  ****o said:
Strangely enough, I got invited to a swingers party last month.

 

I'm single and they wanted 5 single blokes to turn up & **** the desperate wives.

Sadly, I chickened out

 

For what reason did you chicken out ? Where they all munters ?

Dicko

Dicko

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  PompeyLass said:
For what reason did you chicken out ? Where they all munters ?

 

Didn't get that far to see what they looked like.

 

It just seemed a bit odd

PompeyLass

PompeyLass

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  ****o said:
Didn't get that far to see what they looked like.

 

It just seemed a bit odd

 

I would've thought that any red blooded single male would've jumped at the chance. :rolleyes:

Dog

Dog

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I know someone who took his girlfriend to one. He is fat 50 and grey & she is 38 quite pretty and blonde. After she'd walked around sucking off about 8 blokes and having it doggy from about another 4 men, he decided to try his luck, the first bird he tried it on with told him to FLICK OFF, and so did the second, third and fourth. So he got in a strop with his girlfriend and went to his car. She turned up 2 hours later walking like a baby giraffe.

foghorn

foghorn

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  Dog said:
I know someone who took his girlfriend to one. He is fat 50 and grey & she is 38 quite pretty and blonde. After she'd walked around sucking off about 8 blokes and having it doggy from about another 4 men, he decided to try his luck, the first bird he tried it on with told him to FLICK OFF, and so did the second, third and fourth. So he got in a strop with his girlfriend and went to his car. She turned up 2 hours later walking like a baby giraffe.

 

How did she get the long neck?

Dicko

Dicko

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  Dog said:
I know someone who took his girlfriend to one. He is fat 50 and grey & she is 38 quite pretty and blonde. After she'd walked around sucking off about 8 blokes and having it doggy from about another 4 men, he decided to try his luck, the first bird he tried it on with told him to FLICK OFF, and so did the second, third and fourth. So he got in a strop with his girlfriend and went to his car. She turned up 2 hours later walking like a baby giraffe.

 

I bet they're not together anymore

Guest Dark Sotonic Mills

Guest Dark Sotonic Mills

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f**king mods.

 

Had nothing to do with paedophilia!! There was one post about a dilema so why dont they just delete that one. I want a refund of my £5 if the posts I paid for are deleted.

 

Power Hungry Tossers

 

I deleted it, as I didn't like the way it was going. One poster had already admitted to statutory rape of an underage girl.

Dog

Dog

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  saint_stevo said:
a bad, bad idea IMO

 

imagine watching your mrs getting it, would ruin me for life

 

How do you know, you've never seen her.

scott_saints

scott_saints

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Just imagine if your Mum was caught dogging by police in a tent on a beach. Loads of men having a go, and your Dad watching.... followed by a page spread in The Sun and Echo about your Mummy.

 

We still laugh at my friend to this day!

Weston Super Saint

Weston Super Saint

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  scott_saints said:
Just imagine if your Mum was caught dogging by police in a tent on a beach. Loads of men having a go, and your Dad watching.... followed by a page spread in The Sun and Echo about your Mummy.

 

We still laugh at my friend to this day!

 

I love these 'my friend' stories ;)

Crouchie's Lawyer

Crouchie's Lawyer

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  scott_saints said:
Just imagine if your Mum was caught dogging by police in a tent on a beach. Loads of men having a go, and your Dad watching.... followed by a page spread in The Sun and Echo about your Mummy.

 

We still laugh at my friend to this day!

 

You got a link to the papers of this one scotty?

scott_saints

scott_saints

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  Im_no_sinner said:
That made me lol!

 

Has he disowned his mum? I bloody would! I would also possibly change my nme and relocate!

Nah but he was obviously pretty f00king p1ssed off with her!!

 

He takes the stick well tbf!

Crouchie's Lawyer

Crouchie's Lawyer

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  scott_saints said:
Nah but he was obviously pretty f00king p1ssed off with her!!

 

He takes the stick well tbf!

 

I doubt he has a choice!

 

That or suicide!

 

I would love it if he was one of my mates, I would have hours of fun! Small things like walking down the road and seeing a dog walker would set off hours of endless jokes!

scott_saints

scott_saints

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  Im_no_sinner said:
I doubt he has a choice!

 

That or suicide!

 

I would love it if he was one of my mates, I would have hours of fun! Small things like walking down the road and seeing a dog walker would set off hours of endless jokes!

Well, his nickname is "Bay".

 

He doesn't like it when we're on a lads holiday though and girls ask why he is called said nickname!!

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