Dicko Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 Strangely enough, I got invited to a swingers party last month. I'm single and they wanted 5 single blokes to turn up & **** the desperate wives. Sadly, I chickened out
Dog Posted 19 August, 2008 Author Posted 19 August, 2008 OK then, you send me a picture of the goods, and I will consider the deal.
St Landrew Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 Fine by me. Mine's in New Zealand and you've not got long as we've just signed our divorce papers. Just got to get them witnessed, so I still qualify for a few weeks. Now, where do I pick up yours..?
foghorn Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 Strangely enough, I got invited to a swingers party last month. I'm single and they wanted 5 single blokes to turn up & **** the desperate wives. Sadly, I chickened out
Master Bates Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 OK then, you send me a picture of the goods, and I will consider the deal. See PM
PompeyLass Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 Strangely enough, I got invited to a swingers party last month. I'm single and they wanted 5 single blokes to turn up & **** the desperate wives. Sadly, I chickened out For what reason did you chicken out ? Where they all munters ?
Dicko Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 For what reason did you chicken out ? Where they all munters ? Didn't get that far to see what they looked like. It just seemed a bit odd
PompeyLass Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 Didn't get that far to see what they looked like. It just seemed a bit odd I would've thought that any red blooded single male would've jumped at the chance.
Jillyanne Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 Bates - sort your avatar out, it is not christmas ffs!
Dog Posted 19 August, 2008 Author Posted 19 August, 2008 I know someone who took his girlfriend to one. He is fat 50 and grey & she is 38 quite pretty and blonde. After she'd walked around sucking off about 8 blokes and having it doggy from about another 4 men, he decided to try his luck, the first bird he tried it on with told him to FLICK OFF, and so did the second, third and fourth. So he got in a strop with his girlfriend and went to his car. She turned up 2 hours later walking like a baby giraffe.
foghorn Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 I know someone who took his girlfriend to one. He is fat 50 and grey & she is 38 quite pretty and blonde. After she'd walked around sucking off about 8 blokes and having it doggy from about another 4 men, he decided to try his luck, the first bird he tried it on with told him to FLICK OFF, and so did the second, third and fourth. So he got in a strop with his girlfriend and went to his car. She turned up 2 hours later walking like a baby giraffe. How did she get the long neck?
Dicko Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 I know someone who took his girlfriend to one. He is fat 50 and grey & she is 38 quite pretty and blonde. After she'd walked around sucking off about 8 blokes and having it doggy from about another 4 men, he decided to try his luck, the first bird he tried it on with told him to FLICK OFF, and so did the second, third and fourth. So he got in a strop with his girlfriend and went to his car. She turned up 2 hours later walking like a baby giraffe. I bet they're not together anymore
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 How did she get the long neck? I think she got more than one long neck!
Dicko Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 Where did the other thread go ? What was so offensive about that thread?
Jillyanne Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 It was bordering on paedophilia tbf, speaking about possible s e x with underage girls.
PompeyLass Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 What was so offensive about that thread? You.
Dog Posted 19 August, 2008 Author Posted 19 August, 2008 I bet they're not together anymore They are actually, he loves to see her flirt.
Dog Posted 19 August, 2008 Author Posted 19 August, 2008 Dog, did you get? Yes thanks, was that your mum?
saint_stevo Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 a bad, bad idea IMO imagine watching your mrs getting it, would ruin me for life
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 f**king mods. Had nothing to do with paedophilia!! There was one post about a dilema so why dont they just delete that one. I want a refund of my £5 if the posts I paid for are deleted. Power Hungry Tossers I deleted it, as I didn't like the way it was going. One poster had already admitted to statutory rape of an underage girl.
Dog Posted 19 August, 2008 Author Posted 19 August, 2008 a bad, bad idea IMO imagine watching your mrs getting it, would ruin me for life How do you know, you've never seen her.
scott_saints Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 Just imagine if your Mum was caught dogging by police in a tent on a beach. Loads of men having a go, and your Dad watching.... followed by a page spread in The Sun and Echo about your Mummy. We still laugh at my friend to this day!
Weston Super Saint Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 Just imagine if your Mum was caught dogging by police in a tent on a beach. Loads of men having a go, and your Dad watching.... followed by a page spread in The Sun and Echo about your Mummy. We still laugh at my friend to this day! I love these 'my friend' stories
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 Just imagine if your Mum was caught dogging by police in a tent on a beach. Loads of men having a go, and your Dad watching.... followed by a page spread in The Sun and Echo about your Mummy. We still laugh at my friend to this day! You got a link to the papers of this one scotty?
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 I deleted it, as I didn't like the way it was going. One poster had already admitted to statutory rape of an underage girl. Who was that?
scott_saints Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 You got a link to the papers of this one scotty? http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article72560.ece
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 I think it was probably me:mad: naughty naughty!
PompeyLass Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 My chances are obviously looking slim For what ?
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article72560.ece That made me lol! Has he disowned his mum? I bloody would! I would also possibly change my nme and relocate!
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 My chances are obviously looking slim For what ? Run! She has you in her tractor beams!
PompeyLass Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 Run! She has you in her tractor beams! WTF are tractor beams ?
scott_saints Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 That made me lol! Has he disowned his mum? I bloody would! I would also possibly change my nme and relocate! Nah but he was obviously pretty f00king p1ssed off with her!! He takes the stick well tbf!
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 WTF are tractor beams ? I may have spelt it wrong... tracter beams?
foghornatwork Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 I may have spelt it wrong... tracter beams? WTF are tracter beams??!
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 Nah but he was obviously pretty f00king p1ssed off with her!! He takes the stick well tbf! I doubt he has a choice! That or suicide! I would love it if he was one of my mates, I would have hours of fun! Small things like walking down the road and seeing a dog walker would set off hours of endless jokes!
foghornatwork Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 He takes the stick well tbf! Gets it from his mum?
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 WTF are tractor beams ? WTF are tracter beams??! I was right first time... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tractor_beam Gotta love Sticky Wiki
scott_saints Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 I doubt he has a choice! That or suicide! I would love it if he was one of my mates, I would have hours of fun! Small things like walking down the road and seeing a dog walker would set off hours of endless jokes! Well, his nickname is "Bay". He doesn't like it when we're on a lads holiday though and girls ask why he is called said nickname!!
PompeyLass Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 I was right first time... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tractor_beam Gotta love Sticky Wiki Freak.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 Freak. I said Wiki not Vicky! Why you in such a grump today?!
PompeyLass Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 I said Wiki not Vicky! Why you in such a grump today?! Because I'm female & I can. Want a sour apple ?
PompeyLass Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 Ah the red river flows. I see I've already mentioned that was last week, do keep up.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 19 August, 2008 Posted 19 August, 2008 I've already mentioned that was last week, do keep up. Sorry I was not on here much last week! Boss was in!
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