Help with your Valentines Day messages

[Iowsaintsfan]

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you has screwed up my life.

 

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.

 

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not.

 

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,

But I only slept with you 'cause I was ****ed.

 

5. I thought that I could love no other

-- that is until I met your brother.

 

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

 

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;

But don't take that paper bag off your face.

 

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

 

9. My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

 

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

 

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.

 

 

HTH

[scott_saints]

To my angel, my world, my everything-

 

You're a c**t

 

xx

[Pip87]

Has anyone else noticed the valentines day cards designed to family members? Such as happy valentines day mother/son/daughter. Am I the only one who thinks this is a bit weird? I've never noticed it in previous years but when I got round to purchasing one today I noticed them and felt a bit creeped out. Maybe i've missed a point? I just think that cards to your biological family alongside presents which include handcuffs and body pens/paint to lick off each other shouldn't be for the same occasion?

[Jillyanne]

Has anyone else noticed the valentines day cards designed to family members? Such as happy valentines day mother/son/daughter. Am I the only one who thinks this is a bit weird? I've never noticed it in previous years but when I got round to purchasing one today I noticed them and felt a bit creeped out. Maybe i've missed a point? I just think that cards to your biological family alongside presents which include handcuffs and body pens/paint to lick off each other shouldn't be for the same occasion?

 

Shame on you, Valentines Day is a commercial load of tat.

[scott_saints]

Has anyone else noticed the valentines day cards designed to family members? Such as happy valentines day mother/son/daughter. Am I the only one who thinks this is a bit weird? I've never noticed it in previous years but when I got round to purchasing one today I noticed them and felt a bit creeped out. Maybe i've missed a point? I just think that cards to your biological family alongside presents which include handcuffs and body pens/paint to lick off each other shouldn't be for the same occasion?

Don't shop in Portsmouth.

 

HTH

[thesaint sfc]

Would anyone like to be my valentine?

 

Except Jawillwill.

[Iowsaintsfan]

Don't shop in Portsmouth.

 

HTH

 

I was going to say it sounds like a Isle of Wight thing! :confused: (but that would be taking the **** out of myself so i wont!)

[Weston Super Saint]

Would anyone like to be my valentine?

 

Except Jawillwill.

 

Tiggs will.

[thesaint sfc]

Tiggs will.

 

I thought Jawillwill and Tiggs were the same person?

[hamster]

You are the girl that I love best.

I love you best when you're undressed.

I love sitting, standing lieing,

If you had wings I'd love you flying.

And when you're dead and long forgotten,

I'll dig you up and love you rotten.

 

May have edited that slightly.

[SNSUN]

There will be no messages of love. As she washes up, I shall just bend her over, screw her, and get back to watching Top Gear.

[Weston Super Saint]

There will be no messages of love. As she washes up, I shall just bend her over, screw her, and get back to watching Top Gear.

 

Valentines is Saturday not Sunday

[Weston Super Saint]

I thought Jawillwill and Tiggs were the same person?

 

Exactly.

[SNSUN]

Valentines is Saturday not Sunday

 

Dave gets more attention on Valentines Day than my missus.

[saint boggy]

Valentine's Day is sh1t...FACT..:mad:

 

 

(can you tell i'm not bitter about the fact that i'm single??)

[Deppo]

I'll be your valentine, saint boggy.

[saint_stevo]

show us where u poo from

[Wiltshire Saint]

Valentine's Day is sh1t...FACT..:mad:

 

 

(can you tell i'm not bitter about the fact that i'm single??)

 

Hey sweetie. It's been a while. I have missed our little chats. I felt we had a connection, but this is the way of the internet....people drift apart quicker than real life. I still have a photo of your kitchen saved in "my documents" and often imagine myself cooking you up some scrambled eggs for brekkie after a night of passionate loving. Shall we get it back on? xxxxxxxxx

 

 

 

 

ps f*ck off Deppo

[Pip87]

I was in a large chain store and would therefore assume this is a widespread, rather than a Portsmouth, thing?

[Julian H. Cope]

Valentine's Day is sh1t...FACT..:mad:

 

 

(can you tell i'm not bitter about the fact that i'm single??)

 

You sound hot.

 

I would.

[scott_saints]

Valentines day is for women and men aren't allowed to enjoy it (unless their football team wins that day)

[Jillyanne]

Valentines day is for women and men aren't allowed to enjoy it (unless their football team wins that day)

 

I will be posting your card tomorrow Scotty.

[saint boggy]

You sound hot.

 

I would.

 

i am....very!!!!!!!

 

 

(so, ive just turned my heating down)

[scott_saints]

I will be posting your card tomorrow Scotty.

Ok. I'll try and remember to say thank you. I can't guarantee if I will read it though. Can't always be arsed to open all of them!!

[saint boggy]

Hey sweetie. It's been a while. I have missed our little chats. I felt we had a connection, but this is the way of the internet....people drift apart quicker than real life. I still have a photo of your kitchen saved in "my documents" and often imagine myself cooking you up some scrambled eggs for brekkie after a night of passionate loving. Shall we get it back on? xxxxxxxxx

 

 

 

 

ps f*ck off Deppo

 

dear Wiltsie,

 

i have to say that i'm really amazed (and also slightly disturbed) that you have kept a pic of my kitchen on your PC........

what we had was lovely, and i enjoyed every moment of it...however, i really must start to move on with my life, i guess we just weren't meant to be...

i want to know that you won't be sat pining for me, in the vain hope that someday we may get back together,please try to carry on with your life.

you are a very 'special' person, and i'm sure that in time you will find someone equally 'special' to share your life with.

 

you take care Wils,

 

with love

 

St B xx

 

 

ps, f**k off Deppo

 

 

(Only kiddin sweetie x)

Edited 10 February, 2009 by saint boggy

[jawillwill]

I thought Jawillwill and Tiggs were the same person?

 

 

Don't forget Wiltshire Saint and Saint boggy.