Pip87 Posted 11 February, 2009 Share Posted 11 February, 2009 Got home to find a man sitting on the door step. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 11 February, 2009 Share Posted 11 February, 2009 Still at my desk, ½ hour to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 11 February, 2009 Share Posted 11 February, 2009 Wasting 5 minutes of my life reading this thread. And just about to eat a jacket potato! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 11 February, 2009 Share Posted 11 February, 2009 Got home to find a man sitting on the door step. was he nice??? if so, can i PM you my address so you can send him round my house 2moro??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 11 February, 2009 Share Posted 11 February, 2009 Nursing a semi.Thinking about having an armbreaker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 12 February, 2009 Share Posted 12 February, 2009 I am off to stalk Scotty, I may drink his blood, undecided at present. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 12 February, 2009 Author Share Posted 12 February, 2009 I am off to stalk Scotty, I may drink his blood, undecided at present. Morning Jilleh. Did you drink any blood from me in the end?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 12 February, 2009 Share Posted 12 February, 2009 Dancing with tears in my eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 12 February, 2009 Share Posted 12 February, 2009 Nursing a semi.Thinking about having an armbreaker. How exactly do you "nurse" a semi? Where does the thermometer go for example? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 12 February, 2009 Author Share Posted 12 February, 2009 How exactly do you "nurse" a semi? Where does the thermometer go for example? Down teh hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 12 February, 2009 Share Posted 12 February, 2009 Morning Jilleh. Did you drink any blood from me in the end?? No, it was too cold to go out so I went to bed instead, I plan to have a retry tonight. I am at home btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 12 February, 2009 Share Posted 12 February, 2009 Down teh hole. I wouldn't want a thermometer jammed in my eye. And without speaking to my c::ck i'm feeling pretty safe in saying he wouldn't want it either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 12 February, 2009 Author Share Posted 12 February, 2009 I wouldn't want a thermometer jammed in my eye. And without speaking to my c::ck i'm feeling pretty safe in saying he wouldn't want it either... It feels nice. I enjoyed it when I had "teh scoop". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 12 February, 2009 Share Posted 12 February, 2009 I'm off to Boyatt Wood shops to get some cream and cider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 12 February, 2009 Share Posted 12 February, 2009 bidding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 12 February, 2009 Share Posted 12 February, 2009 bidding For what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 12 February, 2009 Share Posted 12 February, 2009 For what? buildings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 12 February, 2009 Share Posted 12 February, 2009 buildings ebay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 12 February, 2009 Share Posted 12 February, 2009 ebay? Don't think that one is for sale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Posted 12 February, 2009 Share Posted 12 February, 2009 Eating dogs muck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 12 February, 2009 Share Posted 12 February, 2009 Eating a cheese spread and cucumber sandwich and watcing Jeremy Kyle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 12 February, 2009 Share Posted 12 February, 2009 Knocking one off while having a poo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip87 Posted 13 February, 2009 Share Posted 13 February, 2009 back on the diazepam and painkillers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 13 February, 2009 Share Posted 13 February, 2009 I'm chasing teh dragon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 13 February, 2009 Share Posted 13 February, 2009 Going to Tesco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 13 February, 2009 Share Posted 13 February, 2009 Going to Tesco. What is? This doesn't seem to make any sense on it's own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Posted 13 February, 2009 Share Posted 13 February, 2009 Putting an elastic band around my testicles to see if i can cut the circulation off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 13 February, 2009 Share Posted 13 February, 2009 Putting an elastic band around my testicles to see if i can cut the circulation off. Go for it. :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 13 February, 2009 Share Posted 13 February, 2009 Heroin Hero?? lolage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 13 February, 2009 Share Posted 13 February, 2009 f*cking a cheesegrater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 20 February, 2009 Share Posted 20 February, 2009 I just made myself two cups of tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 20 February, 2009 Share Posted 20 February, 2009 Travails with my testes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 20 February, 2009 Share Posted 20 February, 2009 Spying on co-workers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 20 February, 2009 Share Posted 20 February, 2009 Spying on Julian H. Cope spying on his/her co-workers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 20 February, 2009 Share Posted 20 February, 2009 Spying on Julian H. Cope spying on his/her co-workers. Liar!! There's no-one else in the ceiling space, unless you have a cloaking device. Pretending to be John Bender from The Breakfast Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 20 February, 2009 Share Posted 20 February, 2009 Liar!! There's no-one else in the ceiling space, unless you have a cloaking device. Pretending to be John Bender from The Breakfast Club. Are you crawling through vents then, or smokin dope, or running round the halls of a school. Neo maxi zoom dweebie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 20 February, 2009 Share Posted 20 February, 2009 Are you crawling through vents then, or smokin dope, or running round the halls of a school. Neo maxi zoom dweebie. Getting my Dad to beat me and put out cigars on my arm. "Do I stutter?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 20 February, 2009 Share Posted 20 February, 2009 Getting my Dad to beat me and put out cigars on my arm. "Do I stutter?" "hey son, how'd ya like to go fishing this weekend?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 20 February, 2009 Share Posted 20 February, 2009 Copey's pulled! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 20 February, 2009 Share Posted 20 February, 2009 Copey's pulled! Alas she has been tainted by a jock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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