swannymere Posted 2 February, 2009 Posted 2 February, 2009 Just thought i'd let all you horible, horrible c***'* know that i'm in Brasilia where the temperature is currently 30 degrees and the lager is cold! Hot, Hot,Hot women everywhere!! And apparently the women to man ratio is 3-1:D.Be back soon to bait all the muppets, love and kisses Swanny.
Ponty Posted 2 February, 2009 Posted 2 February, 2009 They're not all women. You'd be wise to remember that.
swannymere Posted 2 February, 2009 Author Posted 2 February, 2009 They're not all women. You'd be wise to remember that. Trust me, i'm staying with locals;) The women wear so little you would be able to tell! No manwomen seen so far!! Just been to Brasilainese(sic) stadium which makes Fratton Park look like Wembley! I'll keep an eyeout for any useful footballers.
saint_stevo Posted 2 February, 2009 Posted 2 February, 2009 no-one cares you boring **** all you have shown is that your abroad with all the stuff you mentioned, yet still login to a football forum. Mug
swannymere Posted 2 February, 2009 Author Posted 2 February, 2009 no-one cares you boring **** all you have shown is that your abroad with all the stuff you mentioned, yet still login to a football forum. Mug Nice one muppet, i'll remember that when i open my next lager! Enjoy the cold ****chops!
saint_stevo Posted 2 February, 2009 Posted 2 February, 2009 Nice one muppet, i'll remember that when i open my next lager! Enjoy the cold ****chops! I have a fridge, my beer is cold. Bothered
Johnny Shearer Posted 2 February, 2009 Posted 2 February, 2009 So your in Brazil and yet on the net posting on this s**tty website? GOAL!
Calvin Posted 2 February, 2009 Posted 2 February, 2009 Ah well. I am quite jealous but I don't mind the way the weather is currently. I like the fact that I couldn't see the ugly Southampton footpaths because of the snow. The snow on the ground made Southampton look quite nice. I like the fact that Town wasn't too busy and the fact that there wern't as many cars on the roads. It was good
Johnny Shearer Posted 2 February, 2009 Posted 2 February, 2009 Ah well. I am quite jealous but I don't mind the way the weather is currently. I like the fact that I couldn't see the ugly Southampton footpaths because of the snow. The snow on the ground made Southampton look quite nice. I like the fact that Town wasn't too busy and the fact that there wern't as many cars on the roads. It was good Did you think it was just like Narnia?!
Calvin Posted 2 February, 2009 Posted 2 February, 2009 Did you think it was just like Narnia?! Ask Freddie the transexual tiger!
Calvin Posted 2 February, 2009 Posted 2 February, 2009 There's a tiger in Narnia? I don't know. As you can clearly tell... I have never watched Narnia in my life. I wouldn't be shocked if there was a transexual tiger in Narnia as it seems like a load of ****** anyways.
Jillyanne Posted 2 February, 2009 Posted 2 February, 2009 I don't know. As you can clearly tell... I have never watched Narnia in my life. I wouldn't be shocked if there was a transexual tiger in Narnia as it seems like a load of ****** anyways. Calm.
saint_stevo Posted 3 February, 2009 Posted 3 February, 2009 I think we should all skip and hold hands geyer
Weston Super Saint Posted 3 February, 2009 Posted 3 February, 2009 I don't know. As you can clearly tell... I have never watched Narnia in my life. I wouldn't be shocked if there was a transexual tiger in Narnia as it seems like a load of ****** anyways. FFS what's wrong with people reading books these days?
Pancake Posted 3 February, 2009 Posted 3 February, 2009 FFS what's wrong with people reading books these days? Im pretty sure it takes Calvin 30 mins to read each post on here, let alone attempt a book.
Calvin Posted 3 February, 2009 Posted 3 February, 2009 Im pretty sure it takes Calvin 30 mins to read each post on here, let alone attempt a book. On the main board perhaps
Pancake Posted 3 February, 2009 Posted 3 February, 2009 Im pretty sure it takes Calvin 30 mins to read each post on here' date=' let alone attempt a book.[/quote'] On the main board perhaps Uh hu.
Thedelldays Posted 3 February, 2009 Posted 3 February, 2009 just shown brecon beacons on the news... a complete white out...glad it was not like that when I yomped over that place a few months back
thesaint sfc Posted 3 February, 2009 Posted 3 February, 2009 I envy you for everything you mentioned, but I most envy you as you are not in the same country as the tiresome mong that is Saint_Stevo. He ruins everything that is good in the world, but mostly the internet.
swannymere Posted 4 February, 2009 Author Posted 4 February, 2009 Gutted! It's only 27 today:( missed Sepp Blatter by 5 mins. When we visited the local stadium the other day, he's probably sipping champagne and getting ****ed up the arse by a ladyboy as I type! For all the jealous haters, I'm only visiting the forum on my iPhone whilst I wait for the women in our group to get ready to go out! Flying to Natal tomorrow, Ciao
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