The Milkybarkid Posted 1 February, 2009 Posted 1 February, 2009 "...And if you'd like your handbag contents back, Bradley and Nathan are just over here..."
Colinjb Posted 1 February, 2009 Posted 1 February, 2009 "Ladies, You might very well think that but I couldn't possibly comment......"
hamster Posted 1 February, 2009 Posted 1 February, 2009 Here in my hand I have a 24 pack of flavoured condoms. I need 2 of them for Mark and Mike, but if you two aren't 'protesters, we've got the rest of the night to use them all up. Whadya say?
Viking Warrior Posted 1 February, 2009 Posted 1 February, 2009 Ladies as you can see as promised I have taken down the picture of the train from doncaster. As for LM picture, I have got rid of so many staff, I have no one left to go and find it.
eurosaint Posted 1 February, 2009 Posted 1 February, 2009 OK, maybe I am the father but you are still going to have to prove it !
um pahars Posted 1 February, 2009 Posted 1 February, 2009 So Michael, are you going to introduce me to your daughter or not?
rocknrollman no2 Posted 1 February, 2009 Posted 1 February, 2009 The New Forest swingers club were a tad disappointed with their new member.
Gordon Mockles Posted 1 February, 2009 Posted 1 February, 2009 I don't have to answer to the likes of you...pnaarrrr, pnarrrrr. In fact, I would not even give you a straight answer IF I even chose to dignify you with a response so speak to my PR agency instead!!! I employ them to try and twist and manipulate public opinion rather than actually making wise decisions which would actually negate the need for wasting any of my beloved money!
rocknrollman no2 Posted 1 February, 2009 Posted 1 February, 2009 Nineteen Canteen and Scooby finally get to meet their hero.
Fan The Flames Posted 1 February, 2009 Posted 1 February, 2009 Rupert was showing Guy that he wasn't joking when he said he could run the club with his eyes closed.
Mole Posted 1 February, 2009 Posted 1 February, 2009 Excuse me but the save the whale conference is through here. Oh **** some ****s taking my photo next to the fattie, best close my eyes then they might not recognise me.
Fan The Flames Posted 1 February, 2009 Posted 1 February, 2009 With all these condoms how could I possibly be a w#nker.
eelpie Posted 2 February, 2009 Posted 2 February, 2009 "..No, you won't find your husband in the hospitality suite today or ever, Mrs Armstrong."
brightspark Posted 2 February, 2009 Posted 2 February, 2009 As you can see here on this laptop, I am the 2nd most punched man in history on "punch a celeb". Do you think I should enter 'Im a Celebrity Get me out of Here'? I think i'd be good at that. As well as getting a holiday, of which I never have enough of, i'd clearly win due to my overwhelming popularity. Oh and i'm sure you want me to sign that old programme... give it here...
.comsaint Posted 2 February, 2009 Posted 2 February, 2009 "Look Mrs Armstrong - David's been asked to leave the corporate area - he had to go. We can't have anybody not towing the bloody line - so I'm afraid I'm going to have to escort you & you're daughter off the premises too..."
hamster Posted 2 February, 2009 Posted 2 February, 2009 As you can see here on this laptop, I am the 2nd most punched man in history on "punch a celeb". Sorry but this is incorrect, see for yourself. We officially have the most time on our hands: http://www.punchaceleb.com/index.php?top20=all#Rupert%20Lowe%20-%20108m
SaintRobbie Posted 2 February, 2009 Posted 2 February, 2009 Is Mrs Lowe saying, 'Well if you hadnt been such an arrogant self centred man you too could have had a nice looking non-nagging wife'.
Spanner MkIII Posted 2 February, 2009 Posted 2 February, 2009 "If you would like to follow me ladies, I'll show how I've been robbing the fans of their money"
InvictaSaint Posted 2 February, 2009 Posted 2 February, 2009 "I freely admit I was verrrry, verrrry drunk"
dubai_phil Posted 2 February, 2009 Posted 2 February, 2009 The Cutbacks continue apace at SMS and have damaged the motivation levels of some employees, however Mr Lowe is seen here showing his full commitment to his new role as Hospitality Steward
Gingeletiss Posted 2 February, 2009 Posted 2 February, 2009 Stuff the fans...I like revolutionary idea's, and if I want to sign a girl as centre foward, then I damn well will.
WealdSaint Posted 2 February, 2009 Posted 2 February, 2009 You were the cheapst applicants for the vacant managers job.....all you need to do is to say that I'm wonderful and that you are going to transform Championship football, if it worked for the WI it can work for Saints!
Saint Fan CaM Posted 2 February, 2009 Posted 2 February, 2009 Look, I'm so gifted I can feel your @rse with my left hand while keeping my eyes shut...
Saint Fan CaM Posted 2 February, 2009 Posted 2 February, 2009 She was not sure she wanted to accept Ruperts offer of a dance - he was just too ugly in her eyes.
Big Bad Bob Posted 2 February, 2009 Posted 2 February, 2009 Lady in cyan top : Feck me Rupert that was funny, I've just split my sides laughing!! OR Girl on right : look into my eyes, not around my eyes, into my eyes...YOU WILL STEP DOWN RL : Your puny Jedi mind tricks will not work on me, anyway I closed my eyes
qwertySFC Posted 2 February, 2009 Posted 2 February, 2009 I can assure you Mrs Poortvliet , Jan left on his own accord
saintbletch Posted 2 February, 2009 Posted 2 February, 2009 Rupert Lowe takes the time to greet and personally thank each and every one of the "Rupert must stay" marchers.
Wopper Posted 2 February, 2009 Posted 2 February, 2009 I am still writing to myself but the voices have stopped.
broncoboy Posted 2 February, 2009 Posted 2 February, 2009 I see you have been enjoying for some time the finest catering in the land
VectisSaint Posted 2 February, 2009 Posted 2 February, 2009 Hospitality Steward Next week, a similar role in the Bar. A more appropriate job...
FloridaMarlin Posted 2 February, 2009 Posted 2 February, 2009 Buoyed by the success of his revolutionary continental coaching system, Rupert was sure Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber would love the candidates he had unearthed to contest the Eurovision Song Contest.
pilsburydoughboy Posted 2 February, 2009 Posted 2 February, 2009 No i have not seen Rupert, i am grasshopper
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 2 February, 2009 Posted 2 February, 2009 And then just before the conclusion of Rupert's anecdote an awkward silence filled the room. Yes, Rupert had fallen asleep again.
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