Record Breakers!

[washsaint]

What a season, the number of records we are breaking is insane...

1) Earliest any team has been relegated from the PL

2) MOst home defeats in a season in history

3) Most defeats by the club in a top flight season

 

And still on track for the biggie.......

[Saint_clark]

Club and the players should be absolutely ashamed of themselves. I'd love to hear an actual apology. 

[S-Clarke]

The big one is still there, up for grabs. We have one hand on it.

A big 6 games to go to see if we can become the worst ever professional football team in history. One heck of an accolade to get and will probably never be beaten.

What a time to be alive this is!

[LGTL]

They’ll get it. And people still clap them. A bigger bunch of cunts you’ll never see. 

[Matthew Le God]

3 minutes ago, LGTL said:

A bigger bunch of cunts you’ll never see. 

What about...?

 

[benjii]

12 minutes ago, Matthew Le God said:

What about...?

 

Heavy nonce vibes.

[benjii]

35 minutes ago, S-Clarke said:

The big one is still there, up for grabs. We have one hand on it.

A big 6 games to go to see if we can become the worst ever professional football team in history. One heck of an accolade to get and will probably never be beaten.

What a time to be alive this is!

Still, we've got Mane's hattrick. 

If that gets beaten I'll suck off Rasmus.

Edit: if the new bird watches and let's me go off on her.

Edited Saturday at 17:23 by benjii

[Morse]

 

I really don't want the stigma of being the worst Premiership team of all time. Our last realistic chance of avoiding this is beating Fulham at home. 

I pride myself on being a miserable, moaning argumentative git, think Victor Mildew on a class A come down. And to that end I'm the least happy clappy Saints supporter I know.

However an atmosphere and backing from the fans at the Fulham game like it was in the playoffs v West Brom, including outside the ground, would give us the best chance of achieving this. 

I shall be recommending this approach to my firm of grumbles and troublemakers. 

[Matthew Le God]

4 minutes ago, Morse said:

I really don't want the stigma of being the worst Premiership team of all time. Our last realistic chance of avoiding this is beating Fulham at home. 

What about the Leicester game? Even though it is away, they are significantly weaker than Fulham. 

[SaintsBarry74]

I just wish our fans would show some pride and stop clapping these losers off the pitch. It's pathetic

[Whitey Grandad]

1 hour ago, SaintsBarry74 said:

I just wish our fans would show some pride and stop clapping these losers off the pitch. It's pathetic

For the first time ever I ignored their applause as they came over to the Kingsland.

[Turkish]

On 12/04/2025 at 17:47, S-Clarke said:

The big one is still there, up for grabs. We have one hand on it.

A big 6 games to go to see if we can become the worst ever professional football team in history. One heck of an accolade to get and will probably never be beaten.

What a time to be alive this is!

Sitting proudly next to our record 9-0 loss, i wonder if we can kill 3 bird with one stone? if we can manage to lose by more than 9-0 this season we can break that record, help us to the record worst ever goal difference title (which i fear we have left ourselves a lot to do) and of course count towards the big one. 

[S-Clarke]

8 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Sitting proudly next to our record 9-0 loss, i wonder if we can kill 3 bird with one stone? if we can manage to lose by more than 9-0 this season we can break that record, help us to the record worst ever goal difference title (which i fear we have left ourselves a lot to do) and of course count towards the big one. 

Imagine the scenes, going into the final game at Everton's ground, sat on 10 points. Need a win to beat Derby's record.

We lose 10-0. And thus secure a new record loss, record negative goal difference and a record low points total. Never, ever to be beaten. Open top bus parade events right there!

Pub quiz material there for generations. We'll probably bottle it at the final hurdle though  

[saintant]

On 12/04/2025 at 18:22, benjii said:

Still, we've got Mane's hattrick. 

If that gets beaten I'll suck off Rasmus.

Edit: if the new bird watches and let's me go off on her.

Don't forget Shane Long's fastest ever goal timed at 7.69 seconds. That'll take some beating.

[Turkish]

13 minutes ago, saintant said:

Don't forget Shane Long's fastest ever goal timed at 7.69 seconds. That'll take some beating.

 

 

On 12/04/2025 at 18:22, benjii said:

Still, we've got Mane's hattrick. 

If that gets beaten I'll suck off Rasmus.

Edit: if the new bird watches and let's me go off on her.

Im not sure we'll ever break that one but we've got to have great chance of being the club it's against. 

[aintforever]

21 minutes ago, S-Clarke said:

We lose 10-0. And thus secure a new record loss, record negative goal difference and a record low points total.

If we did that wearing pink it would be fucking awesome.

[east-stand-nic]

2 hours ago, Turkish said:

Sitting proudly next to our record 9-0 loss, i wonder if we can kill 3 bird with one stone? if we can manage to lose by more than 9-0 this season we can break that record, help us to the record worst ever goal difference title (which i fear we have left ourselves a lot to do) and of course count towards the big one. 

I have to say I am actually quite surprised we have not had a big hammering like that this season. Let's face it, we are a far worse side than the ones that lost 9-0 before. So you have to wonder how this lot got away with it. 

[Roo1976]

23 hours ago, Whitey Grandad said:

For the first time ever I ignored their applause as they came over to the Kingsland.

and we as fans, could still have the embarrassment of supporting a club, that could have the worst points total in the history of premiership football......................ummmm and they want us to applaud what? the fact that they have turned in yet another abject performance? or are they applauding us for staying for so long?......

[Roo1976]

also just noticed, we've scored less goals than games we've lost........................incredible..... 23 scored(so far) 26 games lost(so far)....record breaking every game it seems ,we have a team that just keeps giving.

[Turkish]

5 hours ago, S-Clarke said:

Imagine the scenes, going into the final game at Everton's ground, sat on 10 points. Need a win to beat Derby's record.

We lose 10-0. And thus secure a new record loss, record negative goal difference and a record low points total. Never, ever to be beaten. Open top bus parade events right there!

Pub quiz material there for generations. We'll probably bottle it at the final hurdle though  

We'll end up winning and screwing up Evertons last game at Goodison too.

[Whitey Grandad]

43 minutes ago, Turkish said:

We'll end up winning and screwing up Evertons last game at Goodison too.

Works for me 😊