Liverpool 3-1 Saints - Match Thread

[Saint Fan CaM]

Suga and Archer on. TB and Groanback off.

[OttawaSaint]

We still have goals 2 and 3 of Smallbone's hattrick to enjoy yet!

[OttawaSaint]

Regretting that HT wank now...

[Holmes_and_Watson]

Les missed the pass there. Not great.

[Saint Fan CaM]

Manning has found his shitness.

[Saint_Jonny]

1 minute ago, OttawaSaint said:

Regretting that HT wank now...

What a cum down.

[Sheaf Saint]

Just who exactly was Manning trying to find with that forward ball then? 

He had so much time and space and literally just passed it to Alisson.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

We are trying longer passes looking for Sule to be running in behind, while keeping some compactness at the back. But the passes are mainly miles off. We don;t have that kind of sharpness, or directness as a team, sadly.

Still Sule and Fernandes up there trying.

[Chez]

4 minutes ago, OttawaSaint said:

That's the Saints I know! Like a comfy pair of leather gloves!

my mind immediately turns to OJ Simpson for some reason.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

Fernandes gets the ball. But nowhere for him to go and no passes open. So, back it goes.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

Just now, Chez said:

my mind immediately turns to OJ Simpson for some reason.

I never suspected OttawaSaint for OJ's crimes. But now you've cracked the case... 🙂 

[Mixedkebab]

Not enough conviction from Archer, weak 

[trousers]

Lallana on for his last ever appearance at Anfield...?

[Jack]

1 minute ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

Fernandes gets the ball. But nowhere for him to go and no passes open. So, back it goes.

Infuriating isn’t it. Not playing a striker doesn’t help, if you’ve don’t then you need runners, which we don’t have either 

[Saint Fan CaM]

Lallana in for his bi-annual cameo to help out Liverpool a bit.

[miserableoldgit]

1 minute ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

I never suspected OttawaSaint for OJ's crimes. But now you've cracked the case... 🙂 

A case NOT cracked by Holmes and Watson?

[chownie20]

Anyone know why Doŵnes isn't playing? Didn't hear anything in the pre match press conference I don't think?

[Chez]

another game where Lallana's nouse and experience can help us see it out.

[Tamesaint]

I wonder who Lallana played for before Liverpool. The commentator doesn't seem to know. 

[trousers]

Was that Russell Martin sitting in the stands in front of Slot there?

[Holmes_and_Watson]

1 minute ago, miserableoldgit said:

A case NOT cracked by Holmes and Watson?

I think you'll find that we were otherwise employed convicting the dog in the Hackman deaths. 🙂 

[DT]

2 minutes ago, chownie20 said:

Anyone know why Doŵnes isn't playing? Didn't hear anything in the pre match press conference I don't think?

Sulking or just shit. One of those. 

[SNSUN]

9 minutes ago, OttawaSaint said:

Regretting that HT wank now...

Premature ejaculation

[OttawaSaint]

1 minute ago, trousers said:

Was that Russell Martin sitting in the stands in front of Slot there?

Yes, he was a special advisor for the first half only...

[Holmes_and_Watson]

2 minutes ago, Tamesaint said:

I wonder who Lallana played for before Liverpool. The commentator doesn't seem to know. 

Lallana seemed to forget who was employing him, when his dream team came calling. :-)

[Chez]

First time I've listened to radio solent for donkeys and I've yet to hear a "what we need here is a Saints goal" comment.  

[Saint NL]

1 minute ago, DT said:

Sulking or just shit. One of those. 

[Saint Fan CaM]

Of all the unlikely games to pinch a point I’d love us to stick one on these scousers twats in commentary.

Edited yesterday at 16:42 by Saint Fan CaM

[OttawaSaint]

Just now, Holmes_and_Watson said:

Lallana seemed to forget who was employing him, when his dream team came calling. :-)

Those big strong arms...

[Lighthouse]

12 minutes ago, OttawaSaint said:

Regretting that HT wank now...

Harry Truman? He was a decent president but I think you’re taking it a bit far.

[Challenger]

1 minute ago, SNSUN said:

Premature ejaculation

Not to be confused with Premier League ejeculation which will occur soon.

[Sheaf Saint]

How is that not a foul on Fernandes?

[Holmes_and_Watson]

Just now, OttawaSaint said:

Those big strong arms...

Is that a reference to someone at Liverpool, or OJ? 🙂 

[SNSUN]

Just now, Challenger said:

Not to be confused with Premier League ejeculation which will occur soon.

That's premature ejection

[Holmes_and_Watson]

Just now, Sheaf Saint said:

How is that not a foul on Fernandes?

No. It was just a blatant push in the back. Not the major thing like the tiny tap that gave them a penalty.

[trousers]

Just now, Sheaf Saint said:

How is that not a foul on Fernandes?

Nah, he wasn't wearing a red shirt...

[SNSUN]

[OttawaSaint]

Just now, Holmes_and_Watson said:

Is that a reference to someone at Liverpool, or OJ? 🙂 

A lallana quote about Klopp!

[Saint NL]

Big Les looks knackered. 

 

[OttawaSaint]

Commentator just got his chips. Little slip with "Bella Ketchup".

[Holmes_and_Watson]

1 minute ago, OttawaSaint said:

A lallana quote about Klopp!

Ah. Surprised he could see the arms past the blinding, annoying smile.

[Sheaf Saint]

Just now, OttawaSaint said:

Commentator just got his chips. Little slip with "Bella Ketchup".

He must have been on the sauce.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

Just now, Saint NL said:

Big Les looks knackered. 

 

True. But when you consider that happened when he had to put on his shirt today, he's not done that badly. 🙂 

[OttawaSaint]

Just now, Holmes_and_Watson said:

Ah. Surprised he could see the arms past the blinding, annoying smile.

He didn't need to see, he felt them.

[Saint Fan CaM]

Here we go - Manning and Les off for TP and Aribo. Standard.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

5 minutes ago, Lighthouse said:

Harry Truman? He was a decent president but I think you’re taking it a bit far.

You've not been in his presence. You can;t help but get carried away . 🙂 

[SouSaint]

Sugawara is absolutely shite. Bin this cunt off in the summer. 

[Saint NL]

Here we go, Var bullshit

[Chez]

another pen?

[obelisk]

Sugawara FFS