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Updated 10 Mar:

Most defeats in a season: 29 (Currently 23, 10 games left)

Most home defeats in a season: 15 (11, 6 games left)

Worst goal difference in a season: -69 (-48 - if we carry on with our current averages this season we will be on -65)

Worst home goal difference in a season -38 (-28, 6 games left)

Fewest points in a season: 11 (9)

Fewest home points in a season: 7 (4)

 

 

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8 minutes ago, lumuah said:

Most defeats in a season: 29 (Currently 21)

Most home defeats in a season: 15 (11)

Worst goal difference in a season: -69 (-42 - if we carry on with our current averages this season we will be on -62)

Worst home goal difference in a season -38 (-28)

Fewest points in a season: 11 (9)

Fewest home points in a season: 7 (4)

 

 

Yes to 1, 2, possibly 3, and 6. I have an irrational feeling we will get another win somewhere from a mid-table outfit mentally on the beach to howls of disgust from their fans. 

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The home form is particularly worrying. We don't even draw, it's pathetic, we just roll over.

Away we've been not that bad - Ipswich an obvious plus but even before then, since Juric came in we've looked somewhat competitive - Crystal Palace, Man Utd, Forest we had decent spells in those games.

 

Spurs have lost at home to Ipswich and Leicester so hopefully we can make it a Championship hat-trick.

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1 hour ago, Gloucester Saint said:

Yes to 1, 2, possibly 3, and 6. I have an irrational feeling we will get another win somewhere from a mid-table outfit mentally on the beach to howls of disgust from their fans. 

I'm hoping we'll play Palace a few days after their FA Cup 1/4 final ( assuming they beat Millwall) and benefit from them having nothing to play for in the league. Fulham home also possible if they are in fa cup semi around then.

Everton away we'll get something I think. 

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The three teams to be relegated this year are predicted to be all the promoted clubs and to score a combined record low total of 63 points. It will beat the previous record low of 66 points set by last year's three promoted clubs of Sheff Utd, Burnley & Luton.

That gulf between the premier league and championship is getting bigger and bigger!

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21 hours ago, OnceaSaintalwaysaSaint said:

The three teams to be relegated this year are predicted to be all the promoted clubs and to score a combined record low total of 63 points. It will beat the previous record low of 66 points set by last year's three promoted clubs of Sheff Utd, Burnley & Luton.

That gulf between the premier league and championship is getting bigger and bigger!

That’s a bit harsh considering most of those 63 points are going be from Ipswich and Leicester, it us that’s been so fucking shit that’s bringing that point tally down . 

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18 minutes ago, IFHP said:

That’s a bit harsh considering most of those 63 points are going be from Ipswich and Leicester, it us that’s been so fucking shit that’s bringing that point tally down . 

Yep, harsh on them but they'll also be part of the record.

I actually don't mind us holding the record defeat record because we bounced back each time - but lowest points total; is something else. 

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4 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said:

Could we concede 100 goals this season?

61 conceded so far with 12 games to go. That would require slightly over 3 goals conceded per game. At the current rate, sure, no problem.

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2 hours ago, Whitey Grandad said:

61 conceded so far with 12 games to go. That would require slightly over 3 goals conceded per game. At the current rate, sure, no problem.

65 now with 11 games to go. Goals needed per game are coming down. 

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1 minute ago, Whitey Grandad said:

65 now with 11 games to go. Goals needed per game are coming down. 

🤗

I think we will come up short on this one 

Even at 3 goals a game we would be at 98

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Sigh, such negativity.

If we win all of our last 11 games, we will end up with 42 points.

Just imagine the scenes when Tall Paul bangs in a hat-trick against Arsenal on the final day of the season.

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47 minutes ago, Sunglasses Ron said:

Sigh, such negativity.

If we win all of our last 11 games, we will end up with 42 points.

Just imagine the scenes when Tall Paul bangs in a hat-trick against Arsenal on the final day of the season.

We’d still lose 3-4 🥺

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On 26/02/2025 at 07:59, Sunglasses Ron said:

Sigh, such negativity.

If we win all of our last 11 games, we will end up with 42 points.

Just imagine the scenes when Tall Paul bangs in a hat-trick against Arsenal on the final day of the season.

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14 hours ago, Football Special said:

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As if a supercomputer was needed for this! You only need a ZX Spectrum to see the inevitable

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First ever post after lurking on the sidelines for a good while. I’ve come here hoping for counselling… I’m not sure I’m in the right place! 😂 

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On 28/02/2025 at 11:06, Football Special said:

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Just to be clear, the 'supercomputer' appears to be broken.

Apparently it ran '10,000' simulations and Saints were relegated in 'every single one', yet it still gives us a relegation percentage of >99.9%.  If we got relegated in every single simulation, then we have a 100% chance of being relegated, that's simple maths.

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5 hours ago, Weston Super Saint said:

Just to be clear, the 'supercomputer' appears to be broken.

Apparently it ran '10,000' simulations and Saints were relegated in 'every single one', yet it still gives us a relegation percentage of >99.9%.  If we got relegated in every single simulation, then we have a 100% chance of being relegated, that's simple maths.

With any mathematical models there would be an error term. More simulations the small it would be but it just reflects the very small possibility of survival. Also the stupidity of using ‘a super computer’ on something that didn’t warrant it. 

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13 minutes ago, Doctoroncall said:

With any mathematical models there would be an error term. More simulations the small it would be but it just reflects the very small possibility of survival. Also the stupidity of using ‘a super computer’ on something that didn’t warrant it. 

In all scenarios there was no survival. The chance is therefore zero.

100% - 0 = 100%

I didn't even need a computer for that, let alone a super one ;)

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On 06/03/2025 at 20:42, SaintsBarry74 said:

Not possible, thankfully due to the current schedule.

Phew! Grateful for small mercies! 

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On 05/03/2025 at 14:37, Mr X said:

I think we will win earliest confirmed relegation! 😭

We are relegated, it’s just about how small a total we can achieve 

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On 06/03/2025 at 20:42, SaintsBarry74 said:

Not possible, thankfully due to the current schedule.

Date wise that's true, so that's something. Derby were relegated with 6 games left. Saints have 10 games left.

Wolves drawing roday has extended our life a little. However if they win against Saints next week, they'll be 17 ahead.

Almost certainly either Spurs or Villa, will have the dubious honour of relegating Saints.

I really can't see them lasting to the Villa game.

What a season.

 

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1 hour ago, macca155 said:

Date wise that's true, so that's something. Derby were relegated with 6 games left. Saints have 10 games left.

Wolves drawing roday has extended our life a little. However if they win against Saints next week, they'll be 17 points ahead with 9 games left.

Almost certainly either Palace or Spurs, will have the dubious honour of relegating Saints.

I really can't see them lasting to the Villa game.

What a season.

 

We can't be relegated by Palace (game 30) but Spurs could relegate us. Lucky me I've got tickets so I can say 'I was there' when we break the record 😀

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It's bloody embarrassing now! 8 points behind the second shittest test team, we are shit to a whole new level!.... Never thought I'd be saying we managed to recruit someone worse than RM!... To be fair to juric this team has totally given up before he arrived.... But he's done nothing to hint that he is right for the championship! 

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17 hours ago, macca155 said:

Date wise that's true, so that's something. Derby were relegated with 6 games left. Saints have 10 games left.

Wolves drawing roday has extended our life a little. However if they win against Saints next week, they'll be 17 points ahead with 9 games left.

Almost certainly either Palace or Spurs, will have the dubious honour of relegating Saints.

I really can't see them lasting to the Villa game.

What a season.

 

Amazed Derby made it to six games left. 
Am going to the Spurs match so looking forward to seeing our heroic efforts (last stand ?) and going at the match all guns blazing … 

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17 hours ago, Eric The Red said:

We can't be relegated by Palace (game 30) but Spurs could relegate us. Lucky me I've got tickets so I can say 'I was there' when we break the record 😀

Your right apologies, getting ahead of myself.

Might just hang on for a few more games.

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On 24/02/2025 at 22:02, OnceaSaintalwaysaSaint said:

The three teams to be relegated this year are predicted to be all the promoted clubs and to score a combined record low total of 63 points. It will beat the previous record low of 66 points set by last year's three promoted clubs of Sheff Utd, Burnley & Luton.

That gulf between the premier league and championship is getting bigger and bigger!

I wonder if the sports finance rules are making a difference? The middle clubs seem to be catching up with the traditional Champions League sides which makes the gap between sides like us even bigger.

Or could just be us that are shit and making it look worse.

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19 hours ago, macca155 said:

Date wise that's true, so that's something. Derby were relegated with 6 games left. Saints have 10 games left.

Wolves drawing roday has extended our life a little. However if they win against Saints next week, they'll be 17 ahead.

Almost certainly either Spurs or Villa, will have the dubious honour of relegating Saints.

I really can't see them lasting to the Villa game.

What a season.

 

Tryint to get in touch with the club shop to see if we are able to pre-order the goals of the season dvd? (Book early to avoid disappointment) 

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1 hour ago, Badger said:

Amazed Derby made it to six games left. 
Am going to the Spurs match so looking forward to seeing our heroic efforts (last stand ?) and going at the match all guns blazing … 

I'll be crying whilst holding a "we'll be back" homemade sign to ensure an appearance on match of the day 

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Least amount of shots. That's got be be our record now. 

Amount of time spent outside of opponents box.

Slowest moving team. 

Most subs made, a ridiculously high number each week, no wonder we can only play 45 mins.

Most confused tactics.

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4 hours ago, skintsaint said:

We must be up there in the PL history books as one of the teams throwing away most points from winning positions?

We haven't been in many winning positions have we? Leicester, Ipswich at home and Man Utd, Arsenal and Liverpool away come to mind. Any others?

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4 hours ago, Dark Munster said:

We haven't been in many winning positions have we? Leicester, Ipswich at home and Man Utd, Arsenal and Liverpool away come to mind. Any others?

I think Liverpool and Newcastle home, Palace away? 

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