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22nd December 2032

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Solving a medium level sudoku in the Sun doesn’t mean you have a high IQ

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sadoldgit

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  On 09/02/2025 at 09:19, east-stand-nic said:

Fear not. There is a vaccine coming soon to protect you from impact.

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Don’t worry nic, the earth is flat isn’t it so any meteor will just go straight through it! Failing that your tin foil hat should do the trick.

By the way, thanks for dragging me into your strange little world again.

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Holmes_and_Watson

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  On 11/02/2025 at 22:10, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

I'm very sorry. Wasn't intending it to sound like a threat. Was just supposed to be your run of the mill witty retort about an asteroid ploughing into Earth.

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You didn't even stop to say if humanity was to survive with a Battlestar Galactica type of fleet, or survive on a jettisoned moon, like Space 1999.

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I can see it now: 22nd December 2032, Saints, bottom of League One with just a handful of points and playing terribly under the management of second-chancer Nathan Jones, are playing Portsmouth at St Mary's. The score is 3-0 to the Skates at half time. Weary but loyal Saints fans look up at the sky and see the asteroid coming. "Thank God," one yells, "something to put us out of our misery." A punt from a now-35 year old Adam Armstrong hits the asteroid, bashing it back into space. Saints go on to lose the game 5-0. "We can't catch a break," says one annoyed Saints fan. 🙂 

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east-stand-nic

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  On 11/02/2025 at 10:32, sadoldgit said:

Don’t worry nic, the earth is flat isn’t it so any meteor will just go straight through it! Failing that your tin foil hat should do the trick.

By the way, thanks for dragging me into your strange little world again.

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Vile pious old prat.

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badgerx16

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  On 12/02/2025 at 07:15, Turkish said:

We can stop it, if everyone just paid a bit more in tax.......

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What about harnessing the power of prayer ? If faith can move mountains then surely a few chants of Hari Krishna or Hail Mary should divert a rock.

whelk

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  On 11/02/2025 at 22:10, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

I'm very sorry. Wasn't intending it to sound like a threat. Was just supposed to be your run of the mill witty retort about an asteroid ploughing into Earth.

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You need to know he is the most sensitive humourless snowflake on the forum

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  On 12/02/2025 at 08:16, badgerx16 said:

What about harnessing the power of prayer ? If faith can move mountains then surely a few chants of Hari Krishna or Hail Mary should divert a rock.

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Good shot if everyone prays hard and pays more in taxes we can move meteors! 

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  On 12/02/2025 at 17:54, east-stand-nic said:

Actually it's completely the other way around. But hey, you keep wishing you were normal and fair minded. You're a jackass.

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As I say, you dish it out so stop whining when you get a bit back. 

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east-stand-nic

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  On 12/02/2025 at 17:57, egg said:

As I say, you dish it out so stop whining when you get a bit back. 

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I don't you dumb twat. I just give u back stuff and you don't like it, then you whine and try make it out reverse. You're just a liar and a prat.

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  On 12/02/2025 at 18:04, east-stand-nic said:

I don't you dumb twat. I just give u back stuff and you don't like it, then you whine and try make it out reverse. You're just a liar and a prat.

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There you go again. I've never once called you a name. Not under this login anyway. 

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east-stand-nic

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  On 12/02/2025 at 18:36, egg said:

There you go again. I've never once called you a name. Not under this login anyway. 

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Bottom line, after I joined here you and many others named called me from day one as I have differing views on many subjects. Then i started giving it back and you did not like it and like SOG/Mickey, you accused me of being the one who started it. Fact is you did. But like a child and like SOG/Mickey, you always try and reverse things to make it look like it is others who have the problem. I am not stupid. Neither do I care. I know the truth. When others give it, i will hit back. You want me to stop, then you stop first. Simple innit.

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tdmickey3

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  On 13/02/2025 at 08:05, east-stand-nic said:

Bottom line, after I joined here you and many others named called me from day one as I have differing views on many subjects. Then i started giving it back and you did not like it and like SOG/Mickey, you accused me of being the one who started it. Fact is you did. But like a child and like SOG/Mickey, you always try and reverse things to make it look like it is others who have the problem. I am not stupid. Neither do I care. I know the truth. When others give it, i will hit back. You want me to stop, then you stop first. Simple innit.

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sadoldgit

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  On 12/02/2025 at 18:04, east-stand-nic said:

I don't you dumb twat. I just give u back stuff and you don't like it, then you whine and try make it out reverse. You're just a liar and a prat.

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Oh dear Nic. Where to start? Ok, let’s go with your assertion that you are not stupid and that you “know the truth”. You are an anti vaxxer which immediately puts you into stupid territory. You claim not to support Trump yet you support his batshit crazy utterings. You just love a conspiracy theory, which is why you swallow the guff that the likes of Trump and Musk serve up daily.

Your idea of the “truth” is whatever Trump and Musk tell you it is. You are quite clearly stupid and you are quite obviously a hypocrite. Calling people vile when you support one of the vilest men ever to hold public office shows just how deluded and misguided you are. 

Finally, yes, of course you are entitled to express your opinion. What you fail to realise is that, when you express batshit crazy opinions, other people are also entitled to react to what you have said. Does it really matter who started the name calling? The fact that you have now become one of the biggest culprits seems lost on you. If you don’t want to be regarded as being stupid, stop behaving stupidly. If you know the truth, share it (the facts) with the rest of us unenlightened ones please. The trouble with all of you conspiracy theorists is that you don’t base any of your theories on actual facts. You just hoover up bullshit from X that suits your agenda and then smugly tell the rest of the world that you are not stupid and that you know the truth. You are just another Trump/Musk fanboy who does their job for them on social media. You are playing your part in dumbing down the world so that more idiots can get ever more power.

To paraphrase a quote from one of the best TV series ever, “You know nothing, east stand nic”.
 

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