Stripey McStripe Shirt Posted February 3 Posted February 3 We're potentially all buggered. What's everyone's plans before we all get annihilated? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqx9dgpx98go
Stripey McStripe Shirt Posted February 3 Author Posted February 3 13 minutes ago, Lighthouse said: Odds of it hitting Fratton? Causing billions of pounds of improvements? LOL! 2
benjii Posted February 3 Posted February 3 1 hour ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said: Causing billions of pounds of improvements? LOL! Mashallah!!
tdmickey3 Posted February 4 Posted February 4 13 hours ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said: We're potentially all buggered. What's everyone's plans before we all get annihilated? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqx9dgpx98go Well, it definitely won`t be the bit in bold 1
badgerx16 Posted February 4 Posted February 4 (edited) Not to worry, Bruce Willis will save us..... Edited February 4 by badgerx16
skintsaint Posted February 4 Posted February 4 15 hours ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said: We're potentially all buggered. What's everyone's plans before we all get annihilated? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqx9dgpx98go Will hold off buying Xmas presents that year then...might save me a bit of £.
whelk Posted February 4 Posted February 4 10 minutes ago, skintsaint said: Will hold off buying Xmas presents that year then...might save me a bit of £. Saints should steal a march and offer partial season tickets
Holmes_and_Watson Posted February 4 Posted February 4 49 minutes ago, whelk said: Saints should steal a march and offer partial season tickets Hopefully, a lot of the exciting home games in the National League will be home ties for the first half of that season.🙂
Stripey McStripe Shirt Posted February 8 Author Posted February 8 Odds of it hitting Earth have just doubled to nearly 2.5% according to NASA. Doomed I tell you, doomed!
Holmes_and_Watson Posted February 8 Posted February 8 47 minutes ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said: Odds of it hitting Earth have just doubled to nearly 2.5% according to NASA. Doomed I tell you, doomed! Just a blip from the Saints home support willing something to put us out our misery. It's trajectory will adjust back again tomorrow. 🙂
Weston Super Saint Posted February 8 Posted February 8 2 hours ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said: Odds of it hitting Earth have just doubled to nearly 2.5% according to NASA. Doomed I tell you, doomed! Bollocks. That's a 97.5% chance of not hitting. Suppose I better take the house off the market then which is annoying as I was looking forward to pissing it up for the next 7 years.
Whitey Grandad Posted February 8 Posted February 8 2 hours ago, Weston Super Saint said: Bollocks. That's a 97.5% chance of not hitting. Suppose I better take the house off the market then which is annoying as I was looking forward to pissing it up for the next 7 years. Is it going to miss your house then?
east-stand-nic Posted February 9 Posted February 9 Fear not. There is a vaccine coming soon to protect you from impact. 1
tdmickey3 Posted February 9 Posted February 9 12 hours ago, east-stand-nic said: Fear not. There is a vaccine coming soon to protect you from impact. You could certainly do with some medicinal help
Stripey McStripe Shirt Posted February 10 Author Posted February 10 13 hours ago, tdmickey3 said: You could certainly do with some medicinal help Or an asteroid to the face. 2
whelk Posted February 10 Posted February 10 6 hours ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said: Or an asteroid to the face. His tin hat won’t help him 1
Whitey Grandad Posted February 10 Posted February 10 3 hours ago, whelk said: His tin hat won’t help him “Duck and Cover” they Used to teach us in the 1950s.
Gloucester Saint Posted February 10 Posted February 10 33 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said: “Duck and Cover” they Used to teach us in the 1950s. They just wear it now instead https://www.duckandcover.co.uk 1
Weston Super Saint Posted February 10 Posted February 10 45 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said: “Duck and Cover” they Used to teach us in the 1950s. It's the only way to survive a nuclear blast 1
east-stand-nic Posted February 11 Posted February 11 On 10/02/2025 at 04:34, tdmickey3 said: You could certainly do with some medicinal help More vile nonsense from SOG II. 3
east-stand-nic Posted February 11 Posted February 11 19 hours ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said: Or an asteroid to the face. Wishing violence on someone, how lovely. 12 hours ago, whelk said: His tin hat won’t help him No, but having a high IQ will, while u sadly will be done for. 1
tdmickey3 Posted February 11 Posted February 11 2 hours ago, east-stand-nic said: Wishing violence on someone, how lovely. No, but having a high IQ will, while u sadly will be done for. You do know that having a IQ of 3 is not good don`t you ? 1
Weston Super Saint Posted February 11 Posted February 11 Just now, tdmickey3 said: You do know that having a IQ of 3 is not good don`t you ? Those in glass houses.... 1 1
whelk Posted February 11 Posted February 11 (edited) Solving a medium level sudoku in the Sun doesn’t mean you have a high IQ Edited February 11 by whelk 1
Whitey Grandad Posted February 11 Posted February 11 59 minutes ago, whelk said: Solving a medium level sudoku in the Sun doesn’t mean you have a high IQ Reading the Sun means much the same. 😏 2
sadoldgit Posted February 11 Posted February 11 (edited) On 09/02/2025 at 09:19, east-stand-nic said: Fear not. There is a vaccine coming soon to protect you from impact. Don’t worry nic, the earth is flat isn’t it so any meteor will just go straight through it! Failing that your tin foil hat should do the trick. By the way, thanks for dragging me into your strange little world again. Edited February 11 by sadoldgit 1 1
Stripey McStripe Shirt Posted February 11 Author Posted February 11 16 hours ago, east-stand-nic said: Wishing violence on someone, how lovely. I'm very sorry. Wasn't intending it to sound like a threat. Was just supposed to be your run of the mill witty retort about an asteroid ploughing into Earth. 1
Holmes_and_Watson Posted February 11 Posted February 11 45 minutes ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said: I'm very sorry. Wasn't intending it to sound like a threat. Was just supposed to be your run of the mill witty retort about an asteroid ploughing into Earth. You didn't even stop to say if humanity was to survive with a Battlestar Galactica type of fleet, or survive on a jettisoned moon, like Space 1999.
SNSUN Posted February 12 Posted February 12 I can see it now: 22nd December 2032, Saints, bottom of League One with just a handful of points and playing terribly under the management of second-chancer Nathan Jones, are playing Portsmouth at St Mary's. The score is 3-0 to the Skates at half time. Weary but loyal Saints fans look up at the sky and see the asteroid coming. "Thank God," one yells, "something to put us out of our misery." A punt from a now-35 year old Adam Armstrong hits the asteroid, bashing it back into space. Saints go on to lose the game 5-0. "We can't catch a break," says one annoyed Saints fan. 🙂 1
east-stand-nic Posted February 12 Posted February 12 20 hours ago, sadoldgit said: Don’t worry nic, the earth is flat isn’t it so any meteor will just go straight through it! Failing that your tin foil hat should do the trick. By the way, thanks for dragging me into your strange little world again. Vile pious old prat. 1 2
Turkish Posted February 12 Posted February 12 On 09/02/2025 at 09:19, east-stand-nic said: Fear not. There is a vaccine coming soon to protect you from impact. We can stop it, if everyone just paid a bit more in tax....... 1 1
badgerx16 Posted February 12 Posted February 12 59 minutes ago, Turkish said: We can stop it, if everyone just paid a bit more in tax....... What about harnessing the power of prayer ? If faith can move mountains then surely a few chants of Hari Krishna or Hail Mary should divert a rock.
whelk Posted February 12 Posted February 12 12 hours ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said: I'm very sorry. Wasn't intending it to sound like a threat. Was just supposed to be your run of the mill witty retort about an asteroid ploughing into Earth. You need to know he is the most sensitive humourless snowflake on the forum 2 1
egg Posted February 12 Posted February 12 7 minutes ago, whelk said: You need to know he is the most sensitive humourless snowflake on the forum But he dishes it out so he's fair game imo. 1
Turkish Posted February 12 Posted February 12 4 hours ago, badgerx16 said: What about harnessing the power of prayer ? If faith can move mountains then surely a few chants of Hari Krishna or Hail Mary should divert a rock. Good shot if everyone prays hard and pays more in taxes we can move meteors!
east-stand-nic Posted February 12 Posted February 12 6 hours ago, egg said: But he dishes it out so he's fair game imo. Actually it's completely the other way around. But hey, you keep wishing you were normal and fair minded. You're a jackass. 2
egg Posted February 12 Posted February 12 2 minutes ago, east-stand-nic said: Actually it's completely the other way around. But hey, you keep wishing you were normal and fair minded. You're a jackass. As I say, you dish it out so stop whining when you get a bit back. 1
east-stand-nic Posted February 12 Posted February 12 6 minutes ago, egg said: As I say, you dish it out so stop whining when you get a bit back. I don't you dumb twat. I just give u back stuff and you don't like it, then you whine and try make it out reverse. You're just a liar and a prat. 3
egg Posted February 12 Posted February 12 30 minutes ago, east-stand-nic said: I don't you dumb twat. I just give u back stuff and you don't like it, then you whine and try make it out reverse. You're just a liar and a prat. There you go again. I've never once called you a name. Not under this login anyway. 1
east-stand-nic Posted February 13 Posted February 13 13 hours ago, egg said: There you go again. I've never once called you a name. Not under this login anyway. Bottom line, after I joined here you and many others named called me from day one as I have differing views on many subjects. Then i started giving it back and you did not like it and like SOG/Mickey, you accused me of being the one who started it. Fact is you did. But like a child and like SOG/Mickey, you always try and reverse things to make it look like it is others who have the problem. I am not stupid. Neither do I care. I know the truth. When others give it, i will hit back. You want me to stop, then you stop first. Simple innit. 1 2
Farmer Saint Posted February 13 Posted February 13 (edited) FFS, that's 3 months before my planned retirement date... Edited February 13 by Farmer Saint 3
badgerx16 Posted February 13 Posted February 13 17 minutes ago, east-stand-nic said: Bottom line, after I joined here you and many others named called me from day one......... Is it name calling if it's true ?
tdmickey3 Posted February 13 Posted February 13 35 minutes ago, east-stand-nic said: Bottom line, after I joined here you and many others named called me from day one as I have differing views on many subjects. Then i started giving it back and you did not like it and like SOG/Mickey, you accused me of being the one who started it. Fact is you did. But like a child and like SOG/Mickey, you always try and reverse things to make it look like it is others who have the problem. I am not stupid. Neither do I care. I know the truth. When others give it, i will hit back. You want me to stop, then you stop first. Simple innit.
egg Posted February 13 Posted February 13 38 minutes ago, Farmer Saint said: FFS, that's 3 months before my planned retirement date... At least you'll only need a small pension pot. Every cloud. 2
Farmer Saint Posted February 13 Posted February 13 47 minutes ago, egg said: At least you'll only need a small pension pot. Every cloud. Not with what I'm planning to do...
Whitey Grandad Posted February 13 Posted February 13 1 hour ago, Farmer Saint said: FFS, that's 3 months before my planned retirement date... But who will inherit your farm? 2
sadoldgit Posted February 13 Posted February 13 (edited) 16 hours ago, east-stand-nic said: I don't you dumb twat. I just give u back stuff and you don't like it, then you whine and try make it out reverse. You're just a liar and a prat. Oh dear Nic. Where to start? Ok, let’s go with your assertion that you are not stupid and that you “know the truth”. You are an anti vaxxer which immediately puts you into stupid territory. You claim not to support Trump yet you support his batshit crazy utterings. You just love a conspiracy theory, which is why you swallow the guff that the likes of Trump and Musk serve up daily. Your idea of the “truth” is whatever Trump and Musk tell you it is. You are quite clearly stupid and you are quite obviously a hypocrite. Calling people vile when you support one of the vilest men ever to hold public office shows just how deluded and misguided you are. Finally, yes, of course you are entitled to express your opinion. What you fail to realise is that, when you express batshit crazy opinions, other people are also entitled to react to what you have said. Does it really matter who started the name calling? The fact that you have now become one of the biggest culprits seems lost on you. If you don’t want to be regarded as being stupid, stop behaving stupidly. If you know the truth, share it (the facts) with the rest of us unenlightened ones please. The trouble with all of you conspiracy theorists is that you don’t base any of your theories on actual facts. You just hoover up bullshit from X that suits your agenda and then smugly tell the rest of the world that you are not stupid and that you know the truth. You are just another Trump/Musk fanboy who does their job for them on social media. You are playing your part in dumbing down the world so that more idiots can get ever more power. To paraphrase a quote from one of the best TV series ever, “You know nothing, east stand nic”. Edited February 13 by sadoldgit 1 1
Farmer Saint Posted February 13 Posted February 13 3 hours ago, Whitey Grandad said: But who will inherit your farm? I'll have sold it for crack money well before then...
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