22nd December 2032

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

We're potentially all buggered. What's everyone's plans before we all get annihilated?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqx9dgpx98go

[Lighthouse]

Odds of it hitting Fratton?

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

13 minutes ago, Lighthouse said:

Odds of it hitting Fratton?

Causing billions of pounds of improvements? 

LOL!

[benjii]

1 hour ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

Causing billions of pounds of improvements? 

LOL!

Mashallah!!

[tdmickey3]

13 hours ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

We're potentially all buggered. What's everyone's plans before we all get annihilated?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqx9dgpx98go

Well, it definitely won`t be the bit in bold

[badgerx16]

Not to worry, Bruce Willis will save us.....

Edited February 4 by badgerx16

[skintsaint]

15 hours ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

We're potentially all buggered. What's everyone's plans before we all get annihilated?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqx9dgpx98go

Will hold off buying Xmas presents that year then...might save me a bit of £.

[whelk]

10 minutes ago, skintsaint said:

Will hold off buying Xmas presents that year then...might save me a bit of £.

Saints should steal a march and offer partial season tickets

[Holmes_and_Watson]

49 minutes ago, whelk said:

Saints should steal a march and offer partial season tickets

Hopefully, a lot of the exciting home games in the National League will be home ties for the first half of that season.🙂

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

Odds of it hitting Earth have just doubled to nearly 2.5% according to NASA.

Doomed I tell you, doomed!

[Holmes_and_Watson]

47 minutes ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

Odds of it hitting Earth have just doubled to nearly 2.5% according to NASA.

Doomed I tell you, doomed!

Just a blip from the Saints home support willing something to put us out our misery. It's trajectory will adjust back again tomorrow. 🙂

[Weston Super Saint]

2 hours ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

Odds of it hitting Earth have just doubled to nearly 2.5% according to NASA.

Doomed I tell you, doomed!

Bollocks. That's a 97.5% chance of not hitting. Suppose I better take the house off the market then which is annoying as I was looking forward to pissing it up for the next 7 years.

[Whitey Grandad]

2 hours ago, Weston Super Saint said:

Bollocks. That's a 97.5% chance of not hitting. Suppose I better take the house off the market then which is annoying as I was looking forward to pissing it up for the next 7 years.

Is it going to miss your house then?

[east-stand-nic]

Fear not. There is a vaccine coming soon to protect you from impact.

[tdmickey3]

12 hours ago, east-stand-nic said:

Fear not. There is a vaccine coming soon to protect you from impact.

You could certainly do with some medicinal help

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

13 hours ago, tdmickey3 said:

You could certainly do with some medicinal help

Or an asteroid to the face.

[whelk]

6 hours ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

Or an asteroid to the face.

His tin hat won’t help him

[Whitey Grandad]

3 hours ago, whelk said:

His tin hat won’t help him

“Duck and Cover” they Used to teach us in the 1950s.

[Gloucester Saint]

33 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said:

“Duck and Cover” they Used to teach us in the 1950s.

They just wear it now instead https://www.duckandcover.co.uk

[Weston Super Saint]

45 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said:

“Duck and Cover” they Used to teach us in the 1950s.

It's the only way to survive a nuclear blast 

[east-stand-nic]

On 10/02/2025 at 04:34, tdmickey3 said:

You could certainly do with some medicinal help

More vile nonsense from SOG II.

[east-stand-nic]

19 hours ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

Or an asteroid to the face.

Wishing violence on someone, how lovely.

12 hours ago, whelk said:

His tin hat won’t help him

No, but having a high IQ will, while u sadly will be done for.

[tdmickey3]

2 hours ago, east-stand-nic said:

Wishing violence on someone, how lovely.

No, but having a high IQ will, while u sadly will be done for.

You do know that having a IQ of 3 is not good don`t you ?

[Weston Super Saint]

Just now, tdmickey3 said:

You do know that having a IQ of 3 is not good don`t you ?

Those in glass houses....  

[whelk]

Solving a medium level sudoku in the Sun doesn’t mean you have a high IQ

Edited yesterday at 08:29 by whelk

[Whitey Grandad]

59 minutes ago, whelk said:

Solving a medium level sudoku in the Sun doesn’t mean you have a high IQ

Reading the Sun means much the same. 😏

[sadoldgit]

On 09/02/2025 at 09:19, east-stand-nic said:

Fear not. There is a vaccine coming soon to protect you from impact.

Don’t worry nic, the earth is flat isn’t it so any meteor will just go straight through it! Failing that your tin foil hat should do the trick.

By the way, thanks for dragging me into your strange little world again.

Edited yesterday at 10:37 by sadoldgit

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

16 hours ago, east-stand-nic said:

Wishing violence on someone, how lovely.

I'm very sorry. Wasn't intending it to sound like a threat. Was just supposed to be your run of the mill witty retort about an asteroid ploughing into Earth.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

45 minutes ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

I'm very sorry. Wasn't intending it to sound like a threat. Was just supposed to be your run of the mill witty retort about an asteroid ploughing into Earth.

You didn't even stop to say if humanity was to survive with a Battlestar Galactica type of fleet, or survive on a jettisoned moon, like Space 1999.

[SNSUN]

I can see it now: 22nd December 2032, Saints, bottom of League One with just a handful of points and playing terribly under the management of second-chancer Nathan Jones, are playing Portsmouth at St Mary's. The score is 3-0 to the Skates at half time. Weary but loyal Saints fans look up at the sky and see the asteroid coming. "Thank God," one yells, "something to put us out of our misery." A punt from a now-35 year old Adam Armstrong hits the asteroid, bashing it back into space. Saints go on to lose the game 5-0. "We can't catch a break," says one annoyed Saints fan. 🙂 

[east-stand-nic]

20 hours ago, sadoldgit said:

Don’t worry nic, the earth is flat isn’t it so any meteor will just go straight through it! Failing that your tin foil hat should do the trick.

By the way, thanks for dragging me into your strange little world again.

Vile pious old prat.

[Turkish]

On 09/02/2025 at 09:19, east-stand-nic said:

Fear not. There is a vaccine coming soon to protect you from impact.

We can stop it, if everyone just paid a bit more in tax.......

[badgerx16]

59 minutes ago, Turkish said:

We can stop it, if everyone just paid a bit more in tax.......

What about harnessing the power of prayer ? If faith can move mountains then surely a few chants of Hari Krishna or Hail Mary should divert a rock.

[whelk]

12 hours ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

I'm very sorry. Wasn't intending it to sound like a threat. Was just supposed to be your run of the mill witty retort about an asteroid ploughing into Earth.

You need to know he is the most sensitive humourless snowflake on the forum

[egg]

7 minutes ago, whelk said:

You need to know he is the most sensitive humourless snowflake on the forum

But he dishes it out so he's fair game imo. 

[Turkish]

4 hours ago, badgerx16 said:

What about harnessing the power of prayer ? If faith can move mountains then surely a few chants of Hari Krishna or Hail Mary should divert a rock.

Good shot if everyone prays hard and pays more in taxes we can move meteors!