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I thought about doing this at the start of the season, but I didn't , mainly for superstitious reasons as last time I contributed, we got relegated.

Now that that ship has sailed, I would like to start it up.  The main only change to the format is that Ipswich will replace Leeds in the comparison, as all the other teams have changed.

August

                                               2024      2023            Points         GD 

Newcastle away             1.0           3.1                =              +2            Diaz's only contribution this year, the sending off. Stephens hospital pass and McCarthy shank for their goal.

 Forest  H                        0.1            0.1               =               +2            Defended too deep for a corner, and Aribo decided to dribble it out from his own box instead of clear it.

Brentford Away               3.1           3.0               =               +3            Kamaikaze defending/RussBall for first 2 goals. 

 

September

 

Man U Home                 0.3            0.1              =               +1            Great 20 minutes until the missed penalty, complete shitshow after that. 

Ipswich Home               1.1              2.2 ( Leeds)               +1             On the verge of a win until we defend a last minute corner too deep again, and Aribo bottles his block to deflect a shot                                                                                                                   into the top corner 

Bournemouth Away       3.1            0.1               -3             -2             Baffling team selection followed by and inept performance.

October

 

Arsenal Away                 3.1            3.3              -4             -4             Decent perfromance and good goal, but lack of concentration led to an immediate equaliser .  As for Var on the 2nd ...

Leics City Home            2.3            1.0              -7             -6             Good first half, shit subsitutions  and Var not giving us a penalty at 2.1 turned the game. Defending too deep at a                                                                                                                         corner,yet again, for the winner.

Man City Away              1.0             4.0             -7             -3              Looked like a battling performance at the time, but it was the start of a run of relegation form from City.

November 

Everton Home               1.0             1.2              -4             -1              Close offside and one of the bar from Everton,  Pickford blindsided  for Armstrong winner.

Wolves Away                2.0            1.0               -4             -2             Started Okish against then bottom side, but after a ridiculous Var disallowall of an equaliser, the Wolves goalie's                                                                                                                         gloves were untroubled for the rest of the game .

Lpool Home                  2.3            3.3              -5              -3             Good comeback to get ahead, but McCarthy and Sulemana presented them the win.

Brighton Away              1.1              3.1               -4             -1              Terrible first half better 2nd.  Could have been a win ,  until Var decided that Armstong could ever interfere with play.

December 

Chelsea Home             1.5              2.1             -7             -6                Got back into the game for a bit, but then our supposed captain decided to pull someones hair! 

Villa Away                    1.0              1.0              -7              -6               never troubled the keeper once against a villa team bang out of form ! 

Spurs Home                0.5              3.3             -8              -11              A total capitulation against a team with most of its defence and midfield missing. Finally the board noticed! 

Fulham  Away             0.0               2.1              -7              -10             kept the game quite, looked more organised and could have nicked it at the end.

West Ham Home        0.1                1.1               -8              -11             Created loads of chances but couldn't take them . Failed to clear a stupid corner for the winner.  

 Palace Away              1.0                2.1              -8              -11             Took the lead, Palace equalised by pushing Ramsdale out of the way, but they were well worth their win.

January

 Brentford Home        0.5                 0.2             -8             -14            Another shitshow against a team without an away win. We lost the Rasmus derby, so we have to keep him ! 

 

So after just over half a season, we are 8 points and 14 goals worse of than when we finished bottom last time. Not sure what Sports Republics Data Analysts can make of that! 

 Edited- picked the wrong Chelsea win

 

 

 

Edited by redkeith
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Posted

We picked up 7 points from the 21st to 26th games of 2022-23, so the gap will surely only widen.

Takes some doing to make us THIS much worse than that horror-show. 🤦‍♂️

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Appreciate this, I enjoyed the previous thread and found it interesting.

What made you decide to use a decimal point for the scores though, rather than 1-0 etc? 

  • 2 weeks later...
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After last nights encouranging 80 minutes before the slump.

Man Utd Away             3-1                 0.0             -9             -16           Played brilliantly for 3/4 of the game until injuries and fitness took its toll. 

 

Next up , in form Forest away.  Last time it was 4-3 to Forest, although the game wasn't that close really, the 3rd Saints goal came in injury time.  This time they are in great form, solid at the back and devastating on the break.  With Sully and Fernades as our only fit attacking options, it is hard to se us scoring in this one.

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Almost the complete opposite of the last game,  we were completely abject until the substitutions, we sort of makes you think that ans unfit Downes and out of confidence AA are a big part of the problem.

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Notts Forest Away             3-2                 4.3             -9             -16   

Next up is the bodies in the carpet billionaires from the formally likeable Newcastle. They have Isak up front, who is both big and a number 9, so they probably like him.

Would like to think that AA and Downes are back on the bench  and I would like us to press them like Bournemaouth did. Not sure that Tall Paul can do that though, and I think we need to swop him and Sully, so that Sully is up against Dan Burns.

Last time it was a comfortable 4.1 to Newcastle.     

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An encouraging start, well a good cross and a goal, that was soon to be countered by taking 5 minutes for VAR to overturn a penalty decision. I have 2 issues with this, one is that 5 minutes is a long time for a dec

ision that is eithe "clear" or "obvious". The other is that Aribo might have made contact with the ball if Isak didn't have hold of his shirt. We had a more clear and obvious one not given against Liverpool where Armstrong could be seen to have hold of a shirt after he was bowled over. Hats off to Les for pointing at Tonali after he let him run though to score, might  have been better to run with him  but not enough notice for anyone else to pick him up, or for anyone to put a bet on. 

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Saudi on Tyne            1-3                 1.4                      -9             -15   

Next up is Ipswich away.  Other than Delap, I dn't see many Ipswich players being poached in the summer. However they do have a reat manager who has them well organised, and is great at making changes in the 2nd half to get them back into games.

I have got the the point now, that I am maintly watching Saints to enjoy Fernandes  and Dibbling  in a red and white shirt. The rest is so much of a muchness.

This equates to a 1-0 loss at Leeds in our last relegation season, or  a painful 3-2 loss  up there last season.     

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Well that was unexpected!  Good battling performance, great debut from Wellington and a late poachers goal from Tall Paul. 

Even managed to to see the game out with the defensive midlfield powerhouse of Lallana and Smallbone. 

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Ipswich Away             1-2                 1-0                       -6             -13   

 

Next up is Bournemouth at home . Last time they beat us 1 nil. I must admit that it felt like a much bigger defeat than that at the time, maybe because we already needed snookers by that point in the season.

 

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I hated the relegation team last time. I just feel sorry for some of the limited players this time and how clearly unfit they are for the job being asked of them. I'm not sure which is worse. 

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  • 3 weeks later...
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God that was awful right from the team sheet , bar about 15 minutes of the second half.

Everyman and his dog knew what Aribo and Smallbone would offer as a defensive sheild, Boh Diddley squat! 

 

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Bournemouth Home             1-3                 1-0                       -6             -14   

 

Next up is Brighton at home and a chance to extend our run of consecutive home defeats  . Last time they schooled us  to our favoured 3 1 defeat, even though we had the worlds best manager Ancellotti Jones.

I watched them get battered by Forest a few weeks ago, and their midfield then seemed to be trying out various Aribo/Smallbone combinations . However they seem to have got over it , with 2 good wins over Chelsea.

A lot depends on how rejuvinated Downes is for this one, and if Big Les is fit enough to start. 

 

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