Southampton 0-5 Tottenham - Match Thread

[Monk]

How wank we are as fans???

we should be ripping the fuck out the ground, frisbee season ticket cards make the whole place toxic. TNT just showing gormless, fat oaths sat twiddling their thumbs.

 

posting this whilst sat at home. 

[OttawaSaint]

Shouldn't have pushed him but that's embarrassing from the Spurs player, head didn't even come close to hitting post.

[Saint_Ash]

At least the darts is on. 

[aintforever]

Just now, Monk said:

How wank we are as fans???

we should be ripping the fuck out the ground, frisbee season ticket cards make the whole place toxic. TNT just showing gormless, fat oaths sat twiddling their thumbs.

 

posting this whilst sat at home. 

This. Bunch of pussies.

[Costa del Solent]

Children’s Carol service was tonight. Saw Martin’s pre-match comments however. Looking forward to getting home in time for the second half to see how brave we have been. No spoilers but I suspect we might even be a goal up. 

[Saint NL]

Fernandes must hate his agent for selling him this move

[AlexLaw76]

1 minute ago, adrian lord said:

The way Martin fluked promotion last year was, in hindsight, laden with warnings about this debacle of a season. 

I saw it 😉

[Farmer Saint]

Just now, Saint_Ash said:

At least the darts is on. 

NFL mate, come on.

That's what I've been watching. I thought this game was tomorrow due to the time.

Edited 15 December, 2024 by Farmer Saint

[Saint_clark]

Just now, Monk said:

How wank we are as fans???

we should be ripping the fuck out the ground, frisbee season ticket cards make the whole place toxic. TNT just showing gormless, fat oaths sat twiddling their thumbs.

 

posting this whilst sat at home. 

Think all the ones that aimed all the vitriol at 3-0 have now left mate to be honest. 

[Weston Super Saint]

1 minute ago, saintant said:

Presume there's an emergency board meeting at half time?

Apparently so.  Pressing decisions to make like what wallpaper to put in the new hotel.

[AlexLaw76]

LOL Arma

[aintforever]

That’s two Armstrong has wasted.

[obelisk]

ArmA misses a sitter. Again.

We're seeing problems in defence, midfield and attack all in one game. Rusty is spoiling us.

[sambosa75]

Just now, Monk said:

How wank we are as fans???

we should be ripping the fuck out the ground, frisbee season ticket cards make the whole place toxic. TNT just showing gormless, fat oaths sat twiddling their thumbs.

 

posting this whilst sat at home. 

Embarrassing how passive and sanitised our fans have become.  

[Micky]

5 minutes ago, hypochondriac said:

I think if he's not sacked after this I don't know if I can keep supporting the club. 

And that's the very sad thing, today we will probably lose to double figures, come tomorrow WE WILL still be Saints supporters. The rest of them can just f*ck off. 

Edited 15 December, 2024 by Micky

[Saint Billy]

I was going to watch a horror tonight but this will do.

[LGTL]

Why the fuck are our spastic fans still applauding sections of play ffs. A bigger bunch of gormless idiots you’ll never meet

[trousers]

1 minute ago, Monk said:

How wank we are as fans???

we should be ripping the fuck out the ground, frisbee season ticket cards make the whole place toxic. TNT just showing gormless, fat oaths sat twiddling their thumbs.

 

All saving their energy for a meek 10 second booing session at the half time whistle I'd imagine...

(Also sat on my arse at home!)

[Harry_SFC]

Honestly Armstrong is a disgrace

[Turkish]

1 minute ago, Monk said:

How wank we are as fans???

we should be ripping the fuck out the ground, frisbee season ticket cards make the whole place toxic. TNT just showing gormless, fat oaths sat twiddling their thumbs.

 

posting this whilst sat at home. 

You’re right, people sitting on their hands, I swear I saw a few people clap in the chapel after the restart for the 3rd goal. 

[Mr X]

Just now, sambosa75 said:

Embarrassing how passive and sanitised our fans have become.  

We are numb and resigned to the inevitable every game is the same 

[hypochondriac]

We didn't buy much quality in the summer, I would expect us to be down the bottom but to capitulate in such a fashion and to be one of if not the worse team ever in this league is completely unacceptable. This is a humiliation and it needs to end. 

[saintant]

1 minute ago, sambosa75 said:

Embarrassing how passive and sanitised our fans have become.  

Maybe they should have all walked out when the 4th goal went in - that would have sent out a message.

[adrian lord]

1 minute ago, sambosa75 said:

Embarrassing how passive and sanitised our fans have become.  

It's been like it for some years if we are honest.

[washsaint]

Adam Armstrong really is shit.  As is Aribo, Bednarek, etc.

On that pitch only Fernandes and Dibling have anything about them.  WHat an utter disgrace this club is.

[SfcPhil]

1 minute ago, LGTL said:

Why the fuck are our spastic fans still applauding sections of play ffs. A bigger bunch of gormless idiots you’ll never meet

Honestly think they're club plants at this point. When 500 fans left, they had 500 plants take their seats.

[Mr X]

I don't think we'd be any worse with no manager and just letting the players play their own game 😂

[Colinjb]

2 minutes ago, sambosa75 said:

Embarrassing how passive and sanitised our fans have become.  

It's pathetic. We are getting the squad and results we deserve.

[saintant]

Ground looks to be filling up nicely... what time is kick off?

[Farmer Saint]

Just had a message...😁

 

[benjii]

Just now, hypochondriac said:

We didn't buy much quality in the summer, I would expect us to be down the bottom but to capitulate in such a fashion and to be one of if not the worse team ever in this league is completely unacceptable. This is a humiliation and it needs to end. 

Yeah, survival would be an achievement. We have a weak squad. But, fuck me, a random Champ team should be capable of grinding out a few results over a season.

[Turkish]

Cut through us from their penalty area without anyone putting a single challenge In 

[obelisk]

Spurs easily beat the useless Saints press. Move to the other end and nearly 5-0.

[hypochondriac]

Please can the people there chant for Martin's head. Absolutely obvious now that he needs to go as soon as possible. Get a manager in to build foe next year. 

[Lighthouse]

2 minutes ago, sambosa75 said:

Embarrassing how passive and sanitised our fans have become.  

It’s not embarrassing, I actually applaud them for sitting through this and not walking out.

[AlexLaw76]

wide open in the middle of the park

[Toussaint]

Why are we giving Son so much space?

[OttawaSaint]

1 win in last 28 EPL games. 18 points from last 38 EPL games. 

Probably why I'm so fed up.

 

[Saint NL]

Downes pushing right up to make it looks like he cares.....  Leaves a massive gap for the Spurs players to just stroll forward and have another shot

[The very right reverend]

2 minutes ago, Monk said:

How wank we are as fans???

we should be ripping the fuck out the ground, frisbee season ticket cards make the whole place toxic. TNT just showing gormless, fat oaths sat twiddling their thumbs.

 

posting this whilst sat at home. 

Southampton FC has some of the most passive nice fans from any league, we always have been so, no northern team would accept this crap, Everton and Leeds spring to mind, they'd be going mental and steaming onto the pitch, we deserve far far better but we have to show our dissatisfaction. The Dell crowd wouldn't have had this and would have been protesting since September.

[stknowle]

Look how much fucking space Son had there. We are fucking hopeless. 

[hypochondriac]

Just now, benjii said:

Yeah, survival would be an achievement. We have a weak squad. But, fuck me, a random Champ team should be capable of grinding out a few results over a season.

This team set up correctly would not be in five point right now. This is a disgrace and it's sullying the name of our club. We should be hiding the players and management to a higher standard. 

[qwertyell]

On 12/12/2024 at 20:38, qwertyell said:

Regardless of our shiteness, Spurs are absolutely there for the taking.

Aside from playing like crap, they have one fit centre back (3rd choice), and both defensive midfielders suspended. 

If we can't manage a shot on goal, burn the stadium down and retire the club. 

Can't tip shit out of a bucket.

Burn it down.

[hypochondriac]

1 minute ago, Lighthouse said:

It’s not embarrassing, I actually applaud them for sitting through this and not walking out.

You've been defending Martin. Presumably you agree this is totally unacceptable? 

[SambaMaverick]

Only people left are old mongs, undercover Spurs and day trippers.

No way anyone could sit through this

[saintant]

Ange is missing a trick here - he should get Werner on....even he'd score against us.

[Suhari]

Well, I'm just glad that Spurs are there for the taking.

[adrian lord]

So this is the blood and thunder, the competitiveness of the Premier League is it?

[macca155]

7 minutes ago, Costa del Solent said:

Children’s Carol service was tonight. Saw Martin’s pre-match comments however. Looking forward to getting home in time for the second half to see how brave we have been. No spoilers but I suspect we might even be a goal up. 

Applaud and whistle for several encores

[OttawaSaint]

6 minutes ago, sambosa75 said:

Embarrassing how passive and sanitised our fans have become.  

Sounds like victim blaming. Those there have no energy left after witnessing this shit game in game out.