Southampton 0-5 Tottenham - Match Thread

[saintant]

Some good news - just heard Russell took a call from Real Madrid's football director at half time.

[Mr X]

We are actually singing OWTS what the actual hell 😂

[Badger]

2 minutes ago, trousers said:

Armstrong a mile offside but still doesn't test Forster with a one-on-one

Christ I’d forgotten Forster. We’re so shit he might end up with a clean sheet. Another damning statistic to add to the charge sheet.

[Sunglasses Ron]

Just now, saintant said:

Some good news - just heard Russell took a call from Real Madrid's football director at half time.

Bloody wrong numbers!

[Bakovnetski]

13 minutes ago, John Boy Saint said:

Off to phone Lucy - “ hi love - it’s looking good for Christmas Day at the moment”.

And Boxing Day 

[Toussaint]

1 minute ago, saintant said:

Some good news - just heard Russell took a call from Real Madrid's football director at half time.

Only to find out what beard oil he’s using 

[Badger]

9 minutes ago, Saint_clark said:

On the plus side the shitter we are this season the more likely we are to keep hold of some of the players we actually want to keep. 

Not sure I follow that logic. 

[SambaMaverick]

1 minute ago, Colinjb said:

I think it's futile to judge the players bound to Martin's special brand of shite management.

Cream rises like Dibling, Fernandes etc. Bednarek has looked better than him this season and last.

[Saint_clark]

Worst thing that could happen now is we score 1, 2 or 3 and still lose. Martin and the board will point to the promising signs from.the second half.

[OttawaSaint]

5 minutes ago, Saint_clark said:

Armstrong miles offside, he is shocking.

Fixed

[Gloucester Saint]

1 minute ago, Saint NL said:

Fair play to the fans, they're doing a good job.

Hope they give Martin both barrels at full time though.

I’d much rather they turned it on Martin and the board. OWTS isn’t terribly relevant at 0-5 on 5 points at Xmas in a smouldering wreck of a club needing total reconstruction.

[obelisk]

Saints possession stats in the 2nd half looking good. Still have no idea what to do in the attacking third though.

[coalman]

Spurs are here for the taking this half

[BallBoy]

I know it's not over yet but I can't even be upset anymore. Just numb and embarrassed.

[Saint_clark]

What's the ole ole ole chant then?

[sambosa75]

11 minutes ago, Saint_clark said:

On the plus side the shitter we are this season the more likely we are to keep hold of some of the players we actually want to keep. 

We have players we want to keep?

[Nieldy]

Wonder if Liverpool are worried about playing us midweek 😅.Maybe that's what we are doing ,saving ourselves.

[Sheaf Saint]

Just got home from the pub. Are we winning?

[Whitey Grandad]

Just now, Sheaf Saint said:

Just got home from the pub. Are we winning?

Not yet.

[Farmer Saint]

Just now, Gloucester Saint said:

I’d much rather they turned it on Martin and the board. OWTS isn’t terribly relevant at 0-5 on 5 points at Xmas in a smouldering wreck of a club needing total reconstruction.

Completely agree. The atmosphere should be hostile but yet again we're being pussies and sound like we're behind the team. The manager, the owners AND the players are utter fucking shit. We shoud be letting them know that not singing for their fucking dinner.

[Toussaint]

Manning the second sacrificial lamb 

[kitch]

God, we're really missing Jack Stephens...

[saintant]

1 minute ago, Sheaf Saint said:

Just got home from the pub. Are we winning?

Patience...patience!

[Gloucester Saint]

Just now, BallBoy said:

I know it's not over yet but I can't even be upset anymore. Just numb and embarrassed.

I’m well into gallows humour and have been since the Bournemouth. Manager, owners and players sitting in the faeces they’ve created and our fans have been under anaesthetic all season. 

[washsaint]

Wow, he takes Manning off who has been OK and leaves KWP (who has been shit all season) on.  What a muppet

[beatlesaint]

Just now, kitch said:

God, we're really missing Jack Stephens...

I’m sure RM will mention that afterwards 

[Suhari]

Just now, beatlesaint said:

I’m sure RM will mention that afterwards 

That and being "so close".

[OttawaSaint]

3 minutes ago, Bakovnetski said:

And Boxing Day 

Lucy's probably fed up. 

Stop with all the messing around and put it in Rusty!

Nope, not changing a thing, I'm being brave. As he fucks a rubber chicken in the corner of the room.

[OttawaSaint]

3 minutes ago, Saint_clark said:

What's the ole ole ole chant then?

Scared we might end up with solskjer.

[Badger]

3 minutes ago, coalman said:

Spurs are here for the taking this half

Yeh, we’re going toe to toe with them now 

[tdmickey3]

2 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said:

Not yet.

But we are not far away

 

3 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said:

Just got home from the pub. Are we winning?

 

2 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said:

Not yet.

 

[Lighthouse]

2 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said:

Just got home from the pub. Are we winning?

 

[adrian lord]

OWTS

[John Boy Saint]

3 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said:

Just got home from the pub. Are we winning?

Yup up to 76% possession the last 5 minutes 🙃

[Suhari]

Just now, adrian lord said:

OWTS

Oh. We're. Too. Shit?

[Saint_clark]

50 minutes ago, OttawaSaint said:

Scared we might end up with solskjer.

Found the words;

"It started as a chapel, in 1885,

I loved em as a nipper, I'll love em till I die,

Le tissiers our king, and Micky channon too,

Our saviour Markus Liebherr, we sing this song for you,

Allez allez allez, allez allez allez..."

Edited 15 December, 2024 by Saint_clark

[Bakovnetski]

2 minutes ago, OttawaSaint said:

Lucy's probably fed up. 

Stop with all the messing around and put it in Rusty!

Nope, not changing a thing, I'm being brave. As he fucks a rubber chicken in the corner of the room.

No shots on goal again then

[saintant]

Looks like the 9-0 is safe - Spurs just going through the motions now, mind you, that'll still probably be enough to get them another couple of goals.

[pingpong]

Back to possession football after the boards first half experiment, and it's a lot more even.  Vindication for rm and should quieten down the naysayers.

[adrian lord]

So, has this saved the job of the Spurs manager bloke?

[Turkish]

4 minutes ago, Saint_clark said:

What's the ole ole ole chant then?

A rip of a song Liverpool started in England that they ripped off Napoli and tried to claim was theres. This is the original form Napoli as usual were about 6-7 years behind 

 

[trousers]

Just now, pingpong said:

Back to possession football after the boards first half experiment, and it's a lot more even.  Vindication for rm and should quieten down the naysayers.

1/10

[Turkish]

2 minutes ago, John Boy Saint said:

Yup up to 76% possession the last 5 minutes 🙃

So brave, learnt so much in that first half 

[saintant]

Just now, adrian lord said:

So, has this saved the job of the Spurs manager bloke?

Nah, you can't count this.

[Suhari]

2 minutes ago, Bakovnetski said:

No shots on goal again then

Vegan football.

[RedArmy]

1 minute ago, pingpong said:

Back to possession football after the boards first half experiment, and it's a lot more even.  Vindication for rm and should quieten down the naysayers.

How dare the board undermine Martinolas philosophy, we could have lost this 4-0 instead. 

[Mr X]

1 minute ago, pingpong said:

Back to possession football after the boards first half experiment, and it's a lot more even.  Vindication for rm and should quieten down the naysayers.

Nice try 😂

[beatlesaint]

Just now, pingpong said:

Back to possession football after the boards first half experiment, and it's a lot more even.  Vindication for rm and should quieten down the naysayers.

RM “that was the real us second half, that’s what we are all about, we played some beautiful football second half and if we carry on like that we will be ok, we’ll have some fun” 

[saintant]

Right Russell, time to earn your corn....20 minutes to turn this round.

[miserableoldgit]

Just now, beatlesaint said:

RM “that was the real us second half, that’s what we are all about, we played some beautiful football second half and if we carry on like that we will be ok, we’ll have some fun” 

Don't forget the "brilliant moments".