Southampton 0-5 Tottenham - Match Thread

[saintant]

Some good news - just heard Russell took a call from Real Madrid's football director at half time.

[Mr X]

We are actually singing OWTS what the actual hell 😂

[Badger]

  On 15/12/2024 at 20:15, trousers said:

Armstrong a mile offside but still doesn't test Forster with a one-on-one

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Christ I’d forgotten Forster. We’re so shit he might end up with a clean sheet. Another damning statistic to add to the charge sheet.

[Sunglasses Ron]

  On 15/12/2024 at 20:18, saintant said:

Some good news - just heard Russell took a call from Real Madrid's football director at half time.

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Bloody wrong numbers!

[Bakovnetski]

  On 15/12/2024 at 20:05, John Boy Saint said:

Off to phone Lucy - “ hi love - it’s looking good for Christmas Day at the moment”.

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And Boxing Day 

[Toussaint]

  On 15/12/2024 at 20:18, saintant said:

Some good news - just heard Russell took a call from Real Madrid's football director at half time.

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Only to find out what beard oil he’s using 

[Badger]

  On 15/12/2024 at 20:10, Saint_clark said:

On the plus side the shitter we are this season the more likely we are to keep hold of some of the players we actually want to keep. 

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Not sure I follow that logic. 

[SambaMaverick]

  On 15/12/2024 at 20:18, Colinjb said:

I think it's futile to judge the players bound to Martin's special brand of shite management.

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Cream rises like Dibling, Fernandes etc. Bednarek has looked better than him this season and last.

[Saint_clark]

Worst thing that could happen now is we score 1, 2 or 3 and still lose. Martin and the board will point to the promising signs from.the second half.

[OttawaSaint]

  On 15/12/2024 at 20:14, Saint_clark said:

Armstrong miles offside, he is shocking.

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Fixed

[Gloucester Saint]

  On 15/12/2024 at 20:18, Saint NL said:

Fair play to the fans, they're doing a good job.

Hope they give Martin both barrels at full time though.

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I’d much rather they turned it on Martin and the board. OWTS isn’t terribly relevant at 0-5 on 5 points at Xmas in a smouldering wreck of a club needing total reconstruction.

[obelisk]

Saints possession stats in the 2nd half looking good. Still have no idea what to do in the attacking third though.

[coalman]

Spurs are here for the taking this half

[BallBoy]

I know it's not over yet but I can't even be upset anymore. Just numb and embarrassed.

[Saint_clark]

What's the ole ole ole chant then?

[sambosa75]

  On 15/12/2024 at 20:10, Saint_clark said:

On the plus side the shitter we are this season the more likely we are to keep hold of some of the players we actually want to keep. 

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We have players we want to keep?

[Nieldy]

Wonder if Liverpool are worried about playing us midweek 😅.Maybe that's what we are doing ,saving ourselves.

[Sheaf Saint]

Just got home from the pub. Are we winning?

[Whitey Grandad]

  On 15/12/2024 at 20:22, Sheaf Saint said:

Just got home from the pub. Are we winning?

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Not yet.

[Farmer Saint]

  On 15/12/2024 at 20:21, Gloucester Saint said:

I’d much rather they turned it on Martin and the board. OWTS isn’t terribly relevant at 0-5 on 5 points at Xmas in a smouldering wreck of a club needing total reconstruction.

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Completely agree. The atmosphere should be hostile but yet again we're being pussies and sound like we're behind the team. The manager, the owners AND the players are utter fucking shit. We shoud be letting them know that not singing for their fucking dinner.

[Toussaint]

Manning the second sacrificial lamb 

[kitch]

God, we're really missing Jack Stephens...

[saintant]

  On 15/12/2024 at 20:22, Sheaf Saint said:

Just got home from the pub. Are we winning?

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Patience...patience!

[Gloucester Saint]

  On 15/12/2024 at 20:21, BallBoy said:

I know it's not over yet but I can't even be upset anymore. Just numb and embarrassed.

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I’m well into gallows humour and have been since the Bournemouth. Manager, owners and players sitting in the faeces they’ve created and our fans have been under anaesthetic all season. 

[washsaint]

Wow, he takes Manning off who has been OK and leaves KWP (who has been shit all season) on.  What a muppet

[beatlesaint]

  On 15/12/2024 at 20:23, kitch said:

God, we're really missing Jack Stephens...

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I’m sure RM will mention that afterwards 

[Suhari]

  On 15/12/2024 at 20:24, beatlesaint said:

I’m sure RM will mention that afterwards 

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That and being "so close".

[OttawaSaint]

  On 15/12/2024 at 20:19, Bakovnetski said:

And Boxing Day 

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Lucy's probably fed up. 

Stop with all the messing around and put it in Rusty!

Nope, not changing a thing, I'm being brave. As he fucks a rubber chicken in the corner of the room.

[OttawaSaint]

  On 15/12/2024 at 20:21, Saint_clark said:

What's the ole ole ole chant then?

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Scared we might end up with solskjer.

[Badger]

  On 15/12/2024 at 20:21, coalman said:

Spurs are here for the taking this half

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Yeh, we’re going toe to toe with them now 

[tdmickey3]

  On 15/12/2024 at 20:22, Whitey Grandad said:

Not yet.

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But we are not far away

 

  On 15/12/2024 at 20:22, Sheaf Saint said:

Just got home from the pub. Are we winning?

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  On 15/12/2024 at 20:22, Whitey Grandad said:

Not yet.

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[Lighthouse]

  On 15/12/2024 at 20:22, Sheaf Saint said:

Just got home from the pub. Are we winning?

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[adrian lord]

OWTS

[John Boy Saint]

  On 15/12/2024 at 20:22, Sheaf Saint said:

Just got home from the pub. Are we winning?

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Yup up to 76% possession the last 5 minutes 🙃

[Suhari]

  On 15/12/2024 at 20:25, adrian lord said:

OWTS

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Oh. We're. Too. Shit?

[Saint_clark]

  On 15/12/2024 at 20:25, OttawaSaint said:

Scared we might end up with solskjer.

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Found the words;

"It started as a chapel, in 1885,

I loved em as a nipper, I'll love em till I die,

Le tissiers our king, and Micky channon too,

Our saviour Markus Liebherr, we sing this song for you,

Allez allez allez, allez allez allez..."

Edited 15 December, 2024 by Saint_clark

[Bakovnetski]

  On 15/12/2024 at 20:24, OttawaSaint said:

Lucy's probably fed up. 

Stop with all the messing around and put it in Rusty!

Nope, not changing a thing, I'm being brave. As he fucks a rubber chicken in the corner of the room.

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No shots on goal again then

[saintant]

Looks like the 9-0 is safe - Spurs just going through the motions now, mind you, that'll still probably be enough to get them another couple of goals.

[pingpong]

Back to possession football after the boards first half experiment, and it's a lot more even.  Vindication for rm and should quieten down the naysayers.

[adrian lord]

So, has this saved the job of the Spurs manager bloke?

[Turkish]

  On 15/12/2024 at 20:21, Saint_clark said:

What's the ole ole ole chant then?

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A rip of a song Liverpool started in England that they ripped off Napoli and tried to claim was theres. This is the original form Napoli as usual were about 6-7 years behind 

 

[trousers]

  On 15/12/2024 at 20:28, pingpong said:

Back to possession football after the boards first half experiment, and it's a lot more even.  Vindication for rm and should quieten down the naysayers.

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1/10

[Turkish]

  On 15/12/2024 at 20:26, John Boy Saint said:

Yup up to 76% possession the last 5 minutes 🙃

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So brave, learnt so much in that first half 

[saintant]

  On 15/12/2024 at 20:28, adrian lord said:

So, has this saved the job of the Spurs manager bloke?

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Nah, you can't count this.

[Suhari]

  On 15/12/2024 at 20:27, Bakovnetski said:

No shots on goal again then

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Vegan football.

[RedArmy]

  On 15/12/2024 at 20:28, pingpong said:

Back to possession football after the boards first half experiment, and it's a lot more even.  Vindication for rm and should quieten down the naysayers.

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How dare the board undermine Martinolas philosophy, we could have lost this 4-0 instead. 

[Mr X]

  On 15/12/2024 at 20:28, pingpong said:

Back to possession football after the boards first half experiment, and it's a lot more even.  Vindication for rm and should quieten down the naysayers.

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Nice try 😂

[beatlesaint]

  On 15/12/2024 at 20:28, pingpong said:

Back to possession football after the boards first half experiment, and it's a lot more even.  Vindication for rm and should quieten down the naysayers.

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RM “that was the real us second half, that’s what we are all about, we played some beautiful football second half and if we carry on like that we will be ok, we’ll have some fun” 

[saintant]

Right Russell, time to earn your corn....20 minutes to turn this round.

[miserableoldgit]

  On 15/12/2024 at 20:30, beatlesaint said:

RM “that was the real us second half, that’s what we are all about, we played some beautiful football second half and if we carry on like that we will be ok, we’ll have some fun” 

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Don't forget the "brilliant moments".