Southampton 0-5 Tottenham - Match Thread

[Sevvy]

I wonder what odds I would get for a draw,

[Sarisbury Saint]

1 hour ago, WGC Saint said:

I’ll have some of whatever you’re drinking/smoking!

Martins last game, good news  no ?

[Weston Super Saint]

I'm looking forward to Gio's defence of this shit tomorrow.

[stknowle]

3 minutes ago, hypochondriac said:

This team set up correctly would not be in five point right now. This is a disgrace and it's sullying the name of our club. We should be hiding the players and management to a higher standard. 

The players are hiding themselves without our assistance tbf. (Winky smiler emoji)

Edited 15 December, 2024 by stknowle

[Mr X]

3 minutes ago, Toussaint said:

Why are we giving Son so much space?

Because we son to because we son to 🕺🪩

[SNSUN]

Well, can't be as bad in the second half... can it? 🤯

[Colinjb]

Martin already down the tunnel, spineless prick cannot even face the half time reaction.

[Saint NL]

Just now, Sarisbury Saint said:

Martins last game, good news  no ?

Surely his last game in a long time, who would hire him after this? 

[Weston Super Saint]

He's walking out!

Yay!

[AlexLaw76]

Just now, Weston Super Saint said:

I'm looking forward to Gio's defence of this shit tomorrow.

and Manji?

[SfcPhil]

Well one positive is we're drawing the last 23 minutes...

Or not.

[Winnersaint]

5 fuck off

[Saint_clark]

Lol

 

[obelisk]

0-5 🙃

[AlexLaw76]

hahahahahahah

[saintant]

It's FIVE...of course. This stadium should empty at half time.

[trousers]

1 minute ago, Sevvy said:

I wonder what odds I would get for a draw,

You'd get given a strait-jacket first...

Lol... 5-0

[Saint NL]

So he's a fraud and a coward.

What happened to Bravery?

[Sarisbury Saint]

1 minute ago, Sevvy said:

I wonder what odds I would get for a draw,

I can lend you some paper and crayons.

[Saint_clark]

Martin went in early he thinks it's only 4.

[SNSUN]

5 nil. Halfway to ten 

[Mr X]

Martin already down the tunnel 😂

[Gloucester Saint]

1 minute ago, Weston Super Saint said:

I'm looking forward to Gio's defence of this shit tomorrow.

Do they have TNT in Glasgow?

[Suhari]

Ha.

Sack him at half time.

[Toussaint]

Martins gone to do his hair and missed the fifth goal

[AlexLaw76]

I hope its 10 by FT

[John Boy Saint]

Very nice goal 

[trousers]

1 minute ago, Weston Super Saint said:

He's walking out!

Yay!

To avoid hearing the boos one assumes... What a cowardly twat!

Edited 15 December, 2024 by trousers

[Baird of the land]

Martin fleeing before halftime

[adrian lord]

0-5

 

Martin already in the dressing room 

 

Let's hope he doesn't come out again for the 2nd half. 

[Saint_Ash]

Martin down the tunnel to leave the team to the half time booes.

 

And he misses the 5th goal. Coward. 

[Master Bates]

YEEEEEESSSS GET IN

[pingpong]

You can't achieve the best 5 goal comeback of all time without conceding 5 first.

[obelisk]

Hopefully Martin has walked out and left a resignation letter on his desk.

[Mr X]

That fucker better not come back out for the second half! 

[saintant]

1 minute ago, Saint NL said:

Surely his last game in a long time, who would hire him after this? 

Some on here believe a big club will be lining him up because he plays possession football 🙂

[LGTL]

Anyone who has been defending the absolute cunt over the last few months should be absolutely fucking ashamed of themselves. 

[Sunglasses Ron]

5 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said:

I hope its 10 by FT

How sad that we probably need this to happen to force the change we know we require. It’s a heavy price to pay for the right outcome.

Edited 15 December, 2024 by Sunglasses Ron

[beatlesaint]

Seriously why would you stay for the second half? Unless you are so numb you can’t move

[aintforever]

1 minute ago, AlexLaw76 said:

I hope its 10 by FT

Prick

[Colinjb]

Well, what can be said?

That is the worse half of football I have ever seen from us. 

 

[hypochondriac]

I don't think any team has been subjected to this in the history of the prem. He needs to go. At half time woukd be great but failing that he needs to be binned off at full time. Please. 

Edited 15 December, 2024 by hypochondriac

[trousers]

1 minute ago, Gloucester Saint said:

Do they have TNT in Glasgow?

We could do with some TNT at St.Mary's... 

[Suhari]

WE WANT 10!

Let's be fucking record-breakers.

[RedArmy]

7 minutes ago, Lighthouse said:

It’s not embarrassing, I actually applaud them for sitting through this and not walking out.

They’re all waiting for us to score in another home game so they can feel they got their moneys worth. 

[OttawaSaint]

They keepm going on about Martin soundbites where he says that his system has given him success so why deviate from it. 

He's fucking delusional. He's not had any success all, not with MK Dons or Swansea. With us, he nearly fumbled promotion with arguably one of the strongest Championship squads of all time now this, massively found out in EPL and easily the worst manager of all time in EPL.

[SOTONSEASTSIDE]

SR will keep this prick in charge..Their ego's wont let them sack him!!!

[SNSUN]

If I were on the subs bench tonight for Saints I'd be faking an injury. No way I'd want to have to come on after that half.

[Farmer Saint]

Just now, Mr X said:

That fucker better not come back out for the second half! 

Yeah, bet he's terrified of our fans sitting on their hands giving him the silent treatment.

[bugenhagen]

2 minutes ago, SNSUN said:

Well, can't be as bad in the second half... can it? 🤯

We should not come out at all, then...