Southampton 0-5 Tottenham - Match Thread

[AlexLaw76]

0-4

LOLOLOL

[Saint NL]

It's 4....

[SouSaint]

Fuck off you shit cunts. Fucking embarrassing. Sport Republic OUT. 

[washsaint]

I feel for Sulemana.......the comic defending was nothing to do with him and the idiot yanks him.  Whatever, anyone thinks of Suleman's abiliities that is plain wrong and will destroy any confidence he has left.

Martin has to be history, tonight.

[trousers]

This is going to be double figures, isn't it?

[saintant]

The 9-0 is on here. Surely this clown must be told to run away with the circus after this. How many first teamers do Spurs have missing?

[Suhari]

I'm just going to open another beer, sit back and laugh.

[Toussaint]

Just now, Master Bates said:

He’s a record breaker, a record breaker 🎵 

[Gloucester Saint]

Game and season are gone, let’s give ourselves some consolation by taking the piss out of the burning embers of Russell Martin’s management career.

Rasmus is the one I despise, Martin is the organ grinder playing all of the wrong notes. 

[Viking Saint]

Cast iron foul on KWP but still absolutely shit

[Sunglasses Ron]

We’ve had some proper awful nights at St Mary’s over the years. This one is right up there with the worst.

Absolute fucking disgrace.

[Weston Super Saint]

6 minutes ago, CB Fry said:

Who's excited about the cinema and the hotel?

As long as the cinema doesn't show 24's greatest hits on a loop...

[Raging Bull]

[Master Bates]

Just now, obelisk said:

0-4. KWP was fouled at the start of the move but who cares?

I dont care anymore. I got my rope and gimp suit ready.

[bpsaint]

1 minute ago, Mr X said:

I honestly hope there's a protest pitch invasion at the final whistle... Doubt it though 

Can’t hear anything from our fans. Nothing. All spurs fans.

[Mr X]

Just get out of the club now Russell for your sake as well as ours! 

Edited 15 December, 2024 by Mr X

[Farmer Saint]

We still have 14 players in the squad that got relegated being fucking dog shit 2 years ago (the shit ones). We since padded out that squad with additional Championship level players. Of course we're going to be fucking dog shit.

[saintant]

4 minutes ago, saintant said:

It's a good time to extend the ground. We could easily sell out a 40,000 seater with this football 🙂

Any advance on 20k extra seats? What about a new 100k seater stadium? The sky is the limit. No freefall here 🙂

[Toussaint]

Adam Armstrong looks very soft round the belly area

[Patrick Bateman]

Fucking sack him now at half time, let Adam Lallana run the second half.  Martin is a prick. 

[Weston Super Saint]

I'm watching out of morbid curiosity now.

[Lee On Solent Saint]

There are no fans gong to be left to boo at half time, let alone full time.

[Thereisonlyonemickychannon]

F ING ell 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣  just turned on the tv to see we are already 4 -0 down....I just have to laugh 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂 😃 

[OttawaSaint]

Jesus he's giving a team talk. Fuck off cunt!

[saintant]

A big club will be watching this and thinking we need this Russell Martin doing that for us - pay him whatever he wants 🙂

[LGTL]

10 is on here. Make no mistake if Spurs want it to be, this is double figures. 

[RedArmy]

I feel bad for Fabrice29, poor sods going to have to work overtime on a Sunday night getting all the press stuff sorted for Martins sacking. 

[Saint NL]

Just now, saintant said:

Any advance on 20k extra seats? What about a new 100k seater stadium? The sky is the limit. No freefall here 🙂

Good value for money, the fans will get to see loads of goals....

[Saint In Cornwall]

Time to take a deep breath.

And

SCREAM

FUCK OFF MARTIN

 

 

[ally_uk]

Sack this c##t now embarrassing 

[Dark Munster]

Come Spurs. Get 9. No way RM can survive that. And maybe finally the penny will drop for Dragan that Rasmus has been taking him for a ride. 

[sfc4prem]

[31cc]

2 minutes ago, trousers said:

This is going to be double figures, isn't it?

Cool, another record to be broken. 

[Mr X]

We will win 5-4 can feel it in me waters 😂

[Greenridge]

1 minute ago, bpsaint said:

Can’t hear anything from our fans. Nothing. All spurs fans.

They’re all on the internet complaining 

[Morse]

If anyone at SMS is reading this. LEAVE. 

Save yourselves. 

[Mattio]

That says it all. 

[Toussaint]

1 minute ago, Farmer Saint said:

We still have 14 players in the squad that got relegated being fucking dog shit 2 years ago (the shit ones). We since padded out that squad with additional Championship level players. Of course we're going to be fucking dog shit.

All current championship teams would put up a better fight than this

[Saint Gifford]

Just got back in the car. Is it really 0-4 now. Virgin Radio on the way back to Bristol.

[Dirkdiggler]

Can’t believe how quiet the fans are 

[trousers]

Just now, Toussaint said:

All current championship teams would put up a better fight than this

This

[badgerx16]

2 minutes ago, bpsaint said:

Can’t hear anything from our fans. Nothing. All spurs fans.

Other than calling for the managers head, what else can those left inside SMS do ?

[saintant]

Anyone brave or daft enough to defend Russell now?

[Convict Colony]

Not watching the game as watching a cartoon movie about a bull from Spain but fucking hell, Martin has to go now.

[sandwichsaint]

This is just different level, and Spurs have barely got out of first gear.

[Saint_clark]

3 minutes ago, bpsaint said:

Can’t hear anything from our fans. Nothing. All spurs fans.

What are you expecting? The boos literally drowned out the cheers at 3-0. 

Chanting for Liebherr now, there you go.

[Mr X]

1 minute ago, Dark Munster said:

Come Spurs. Get 9. No way RM can survive that. And maybe finally the penny will drop for Dragan that Rasmus has been taking him for a ride. 

They still wouldn't sack the twat if it was 9 

[OttawaSaint]

We need to short out the floodlights to avoid a record scoreline here.

It's dreadful. A stunning indictment of Martin's whole ethos. Low fitness, confusing, dangerous high risk low reward passes, possession for the sake of it. No obvious plan going forward. No passion, no clue.

 

[AlexLaw76]

Just now, badgerx16 said:

Other than calling for the managers head, what else can those left inside SMS do ?

that lasted all of about 15 seconds...

[saintant]

Just now, Dirkdiggler said:

Can’t believe how quiet the fans are 

No point shouting on the way home 🙂