Southampton 0-5 Tottenham - Match Thread

[Saint NL]

A new low. This is absolutely pathetic 

[Toussaint]

1 minute ago, Saint_clark said:

No way he survives. Not a chance.

What about the rest of the arseholes that lead us to this place

[Dirkdiggler]

We were brave for 20 secs 

[Saint_clark]

Just now, OttawaSaint said:

The dreadful thing is that he probably will.

I think the fans have finally made his position untenable.

[Harry_SFC]

Where are the Sports Republic chants??

[obelisk]

Arma misses a sitter.

[bpsaint]

4 minutes ago, Toussaint said:

They aren’t, have a listen 

All I could hear was Spurs fans chanting we want ENIC out.

[RedArmy]

1 minute ago, tdmickey3 said:

Where is Fabrice 

He’s been a bit busy with all the press stuff this week. The Dell pub opening, MLT social media stuff etc 

[Farmer Saint]

Everyone needs to fuck off apart from Dibling and Fernandes. The rest are an utter embarrassment. Manager is shit, players are fucking awful, owners are a bunch of shysters.

[Lee On Solent Saint]

Post match interview is going to be a classic.

[Gloucester Saint]

2 minutes ago, The Kraken said:

“We want Martin out” ringing out.

Three months after it should’ve been but better late than never. 

[CB Fry]

Who's excited about the cinema and the hotel?

[LGTL]

This is an absolute fucking disgrace. An utter disgrace. Sack him now, he shouldn’t have another second in charge of this football club 

[Raging Bull]

4 minutes ago, Morse said:

Had a manager ever been sacked mid game? 

Yes, I think it was a spurs manager actually iirc

[AlexLaw76]

Just now, bpsaint said:

All I could hear was Spurs fans chanting we want ENIC out.

Levy out?

[trousers]

2 minutes ago, tdmickey3 said:

Where is Fabrice 

In the press room powering up Russ's excuse machine... 

[saintant]

Tis the season for giving gifts.

[Dark Munster]

Tall Paul would’ve buried that. 

[OttawaSaint]

All week the bearded clam has probably been wanking himself senseless, unable to wipe the smile off his face at his brilliant masterplan to start Kamel.

How has it gone so far Baldrick?

[Gloucester Saint]

Just now, Lee On Solent Saint said:

Post match interview is going to be a classic.

He will send Matt Gill out to do it, or Lallana. Martin will be gone. 

[saintant]

Like a training match for Spurs.

[Dark Munster]

1 minute ago, bpsaint said:

All I could hear was Spurs fans chanting we want ENIC out.

Why can’t Saints fans do that with Ankersen?

[Toussaint]

1 minute ago, bpsaint said:

All I could hear was Spurs fans chanting we want ENIC out.

Maybe I misheard but they are singing it now 

[Gloucester Saint]

1 minute ago, CB Fry said:

Who's excited about the cinema and the hotel?

The club are making a horror movie tonight especially for the opening of the cinema.

[Mr X]

Just now, Lee On Solent Saint said:

Post match interview is going to be a classic.

We were brave we just got a bit unlucky in the first three goals before ten minutes but we are getting better every game and heading in the right direction we just have to trust the process and not deviate from it! 

[John Boy Saint]

BINGO! “9-0”

[Saint_clark]

2 minutes ago, CB Fry said:

Who's excited about the cinema and the hotel?

3 o clock showings of the Lego movie every Saturday sounds quite appealing.

Edited 15 December, 2024 by Saint_clark

[OttawaSaint]

We got a shot on target though! Bravery! The journey!

[sfc4prem]

Wow. If I didn't have a purposeful career, two kids and a wife to keep me busy I'd be absolutely fucking livid.

As it is, I'm ambivalent, trying to laugh instead of crying, and expecting it to receive its P45 in the morning.

[LGTL]

9 minutes ago, Lighthouse said:

Good fucking grief.

Still backing king Russ I assume?

[AlexLaw76]

This is hilarious 

[kitch]

3 minutes ago, obelisk said:

Arma misses a sitter.

He's useless in the PL, how they don't see this I've no idea.

[Turkish]

3 minutes ago, RedArmy said:

He’s been a bit busy with all the press stuff this week. The Dell pub opening, MLT social media stuff etc 

Funny how he disappeared 🤣

[Toussaint]

Just now, Mr X said:

We were brave we just got a bit unlucky in the first three goals before ten minutes but we are getting better every game and heading in the right direction we just have to trust the process and not deviate from it! 

I think it will be players shoved under the buss en masse 

[saintant]

It's a good time to extend the ground. We could easily sell out a 40,000 seater with this football 🙂

[Galway saint]

defensively we look like a pub side 

[stknowle]

Honestly this is just the worst most pathetic attempt EVER at a top flight ‘campaign’. Embarrassing, humiliating, hopeless. Just fuck this useless cunt off, PLEASE.

[RedArmy]

Just now, Turkish said:

Funny how he disappeared 🤣

Not for the first time and won’t be the last. Just can’t help himself from posting on here. 

[Gloucester Saint]

Just now, Saint_clark said:

3 o clock showings of the Lego movie every Saturday sounds quite appealing.

The Lego is very brittle and breaks. It can only be built sideways, not up or down. Unless it goes back to the plastic keeper.

[obelisk]

Spurs strolling to the edge of Saints penalty area and taking pot shots. Saints seem to have no structure at all. Nobody's telling me that the players like playing for this loser of a clown.

[Harry_SFC]

5 minutes ago, Toussaint said:

What about the rest of the arseholes that lead us to this place

Yep. We all said on here he needed to go after Bournemouth but they've bottled it ever since.

[Toussaint]

I predict a penalty for spurs and a Saints player to lose his head and get sent off

[Micky]

1 minute ago, Galway saint said:

defensively we look like a pub side 

Let's not start belittling pub sides eh mate...!

[Whitey Grandad]

2 minutes ago, saintant said:

It's a good time to extend the ground. We could easily sell out a 40,000 seater with this football 🙂

They'll all be away fans.

[saintant]

But, but, but.....we're so close to getting it right. We've been so unlucky blah blah blah.

[Farmer Saint]

Just now, Toussaint said:

I predict a penalty for spurs and a Saints player to lose his head and get sent off

Where's that cunt Stephens when you need him eh?

[Saint_clark]

Just now, Farmer Saint said:

Where's that cunt Stephens when you need him eh?

Masterstroke by Russell, we look even worse without Stephens so he'll be welcomed back as a hero.

[Mr X]

I honestly hope there's a protest pitch invasion at the final whistle... Doubt it though 

[Master Bates]

[obelisk]

0-4. KWP was fouled at the start of the move but who cares?